Oobah Butler – Taking the Piss

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Oobah Butler ( yes, it’s his name and not at all made up)

I couldn’t quite make my mind up whether Oobah is a cunt or a saint, so I’ll let you lot decide.(Apparently he’s some kind of MTV star or summat. – Day Admin)

The Sun

He’s being trying to highlight the poor treatment of people who work for Amazon in the USA, according to him the delivery drivers aren’t scheduled enough time for toilet breaks, so resort to peeing in bottles, which they throw out of the truck window.

Oobah collected, rebottled it and advertised it as an energy drink, on…
you guessed it!

No humans or animals were harmed
by this product, allegedly.

Only in America!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

46 thoughts on “Oobah Butler – Taking the Piss”

  1. Looks like a screaming bender to me so probably enjoys a bit of water sports.
    Probably eats da poo poo too.

  2. Weird cunt, I have heard of storm chasers but piss chaser, more like piss take…

    He is a cunt for having a stupid name.

  5. I saw a TV advert for working at Amazon the other night.

    According to the actress, Amazon were helping her secure a good life for her family.

    Give it 6 months and you’ll kiss all that goodbye when you get replaced by a robot.
    Any corporation that earns billions in profits but shuts the lights off even when their epsilo… valued employees are still in that part of the deport will cut you loose and snap up the robots, even if they are Decepticons like the ones Ocado used at its depot a few years ago.

    As for Oompah, seems like the typical celebricunt hypocrite, and slow to adopt trends. Those youtube cunts KSI and his mate got there last year.
    Many young Epsilon cunts flattened each other in the stampede to purchase this sugary piss. The same sort of cunt who camps outside branches of Game until midnight to purchase Halo or Call of Armchair, or to see Star Wars vs Marvel: The Girl Boss, dressed as Rey, Po, Tinky Winky or La-la..

    Just remember, ‘put a chick in it and make her gay’.

  6. I’m sure that Amazon treats its employees with the care and consideration that only a giant American corporation knows how to do.

    Afternoon all.

  7. One of Boris Johnsons illegitimate kids no doubt.

    I thought oobahs were fuckin taxis?

  8. I see commercial opportunities for this product in the UK. Advertised by Sarah Miles and sold as Greene King IPA in England and IrnBru in Scotland, no-one would know the difference.

  9. I briefly worked at an Amazon ‘fulfilment centre’, aka a fucking massive warehouse. I’m with him on this.

    • If they need to give it such a ‘Brave New World’ euphemism you know they’re inhuman cunts.

      Did they turn the lights out before you left that part of the warehouse? I hear it’s quite common.

  11. He’s come to the right place. I’ve seen right through the cunt. A complete timewaster.

  12. It’s a type of recycling – what’s wrong with that? What’s really offensive is ‘truck’ instead of ‘lorry’. God save the King,

  13. His old dear must’ve been getting stuck into my stash when she named him.
    I watched the program and it wasn’t too bad; he did a moderately good job of explaining what cunts Amazon are.
    In a workd of utter cunts, I don’t think he deserves a cunting.

    • Tough.
      He’s got one.

      I’ve warned you before about being reasonable and having compassion.

      Cut it out.

      Ps
      😁 you winning Tommy?

      • Hi Judge MNC…not bad, ta…just off to a fireworks display, which I know you hate.
        One presumes you’ll have to have to have an ale or two this evening trying to placate your scared woofer?
        I’ll get stuck into some nasty spite tomorrow. Or some bizarre esoteric weirdness like we did last weekend!
        That was funny as fuck…I showed it to a work colleague and he was utterly bemused…

  15. Amazon used to be quite good years back…its fucking awful now,literally a Chinese fire drill at every turn.

    No doubt in my mind they are a truly dreadful company to work for,unless you happen to be a Terminator or Robocop.

    Anyhow,fuck them and fuck the albino vampire fashion cunt as well.

    • And chinese products throughout their site. looking for anything containing plastic? Half if it is Qingdo and Shenzou.

  16. Probably hard to tell the difference between bottled piss and energy drinks. In fact the piss probably tastes better.

  18. Look these cunts at Amazon,
    If they’re unhappy….get another job.

    If you allow someone to treat you as a doormat they will.

    All take the week off.
    2 thousand blokes don’t show for work?

    The big boss wants blood,
    And it’s the middle management that get to donate.

    If Amazon won’t allow trade unions?
    Use gangster tactics.

    • The problem is that the money’s not bad for warehouse work and you do 4 X 10 hours so you get 3 days off. If you can switch off while you’re working the time goes pretty quickly and you get used to the ridiculous rules. The worst part is finding anybody who isn’t foreign, where I worked was full of Bulgarians.

  21. Truckers tizer been around for years How original. Lay-bys covered in discarded bottles all containing the amber nectar.

  22. This cannot be real?….. surely? I’ve pissed in bottles plenty of times but tipped it down the sink and never once complained about it.

    This fucker is clearly bereft…. not only of money-making ideas; but also of activities to occupy one’s time.

  23. Nah, nothing wrong with this. He drew public attention to a genuine issue in a way that didn’t hurt anyone. Not a cunt.

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