Congratulations to Freddie the Frog for correctly predicting the exit stage left of Henry Kissinger, whose passing was reported in the early hours UK time. He was 100.
Known the world over as a stalwart figure in American foreign policy under presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford. I nicked this off Sly News:
During eight years as a national security adviser and secretary of state, Dr Kissinger was involved in major foreign policy events including the first example of “shuttle diplomacy” seeking peace in the Middle East (that worked out well – NA), secret negotiations with China to defrost relations between the burgeoning superpowers (that worked out well – NA) and the instigation of the Paris peace talks seeking an end to the Vietnam conflict. (which the Yanks lost – NA)
Onwards with Dead Pool 308. You know the rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from the previous pool.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt who we have heard of.
4) No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.
5) Hits are rewarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Let the game begin!
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Norman Jewison
Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
Bill Rodgers (Labour / SDP / Liberal Democrat politician)
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Jacob de Rothschild
David de Rothschild
Lynne forester de Rothschild
David Rockefeller jnr
Rick Astley.
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Eddie Stobart
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Nancy Olson
Eileen Derbyshire.
Nice work Freddie.
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Congratulations FtF
My usuals cling stubbornly to life but perhaps one will get into the holiday spirit and become the Ghost of Christmas Present.
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
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General, I think your picks like mine just will not throw a double six. CUNTS.
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Sophia ?? rude pasta based health aplenty ?
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Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Cliff Richard
Good darts FtF
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Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Paul Hogan
0
Clint Eastwood
Dustin Hoffman
Robert Redford
George Lucas
Harrison Ford
1
Gudrun Ure
Roger Corman
June Spencer (The Archers)
Norman Lear
Patricia Routledge
0
Teddie Beverley
Ray Anthony
Leontyne Price
Hugo Broch
Bud Anderson
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Linda Nolan
beast of Bolsover
Johnny Irwin
Phil Collins
marky Ramone
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Timothy West
Prunella Scales
0
Bully for you and how fucking marvellous !!!!!!
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Colin Jeavons
Tony Soper
Quincy Jones
Peter Jay
Sian Phillips
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan
Eric Burdon
Alan Price
0
No Way you got Shane McGowan. did you have a hand in it ?
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Swift work CC.
2
Stuart Hall
Nerrys Hughes
Des Lynam
David Soul
Gloria Hunniford
0
Well done Freddie
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Glynis Johns
Sandy Gall
Tom Lehrer
RIP Henry former Burgomeister of Bremen (I think it was) whilst only a corporal, aged 22 because he was the only one who could speak German. A great man in my book.
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Robert Wagner
Judith Chalmers
Joan Colins
Millicent Martin
Wendy Craig
0
Gladimir Putin
David Icke
Rudy Giuliani
Rosemary West
David Irving
0
Esther Rantzen
Stan Bowles
Don King
Brian Murphy
Ratko Mladic
0
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
0
Michael J Fox
Christopher Lloyd
Frederick Forsyth
Erich von Däniken
James Hetfield
0
Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Paul Michael glaser
0
Jim Lovell
William Daniels
James Earl Jones
Douglas Hurd
Peter Higgs
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
John Alite
Dominic Chianese
0
Noddy Holder
David Attenborough
Ozzy Osbourne
Jimmy Tarbuck
David Essex
0
Mark the cunt Drakeford [hopefully]
Salt Bay
Katie Price
Carol Vouderman
Claudia Winkleman
1
Micheal Caine
Jimmy Tarbuck
Angie Dickinson
Shane MacGowan
Gene Hackman
0
Henry Kissinger
How I’m missing yer…
– Tom Lehrer.
Jilly Cooper
Joanna Plastic-Bumley
Camilla Horseface
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman
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And now Shane McGowan and Alistair Darling have died. They’re dropping like flies!
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Another job for Campbell Mandelson Funeral Directors.
1
It means even more of that fucking dirge Fairytale of New York this Christmas
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Jimmy Carter
Imelda Marcos
Raul Castro
Mel Brooks
Dali Lama
Good Darts Freddie
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