Our Roo shagging friends are going to the polls on October 14th to decide if they want to give yet more divisive power to the globalists.
I won’t bore you with the issues here ( look it up yourselves you lazy cunts) but the fake lefties all want a Yes vote. The trouble is all the polls show they’re going to get their libtard arses kicked.
Oh dear….did they learn nothing from 2016? Giving the vote to peasant trash and assuming the media can brainwash them is a major mistake surely?
I have a feeling that the commies are going to pull out a surprise last minute victory out of this one. Anyone who questions the result will be, of course, a far right raaaaaay-sist, bigot and Nazi. We all know the labels. We await developments.
81 million votes my arse!
Nominated by: Freddie the Frog
Give the vote to the kangaroos.
I commend my flippant remark to the house.
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You are ‘Skippy’ the bush kangaroo and I claim my reward of a Victora Bitter and Kylie dancing in hot pants for my delectation.
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You wouldn’t trust anybody anymore once they’ve mentioned tying down kangaroos and Jake the peg with two little boys.
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“Uurgh urgggh, take that, you bitch, I’m going to spunk up in your arse.”
The Australian voice of dog rapist cunt Adam Britton as he rapes a dog.
Then probably a wallaby.
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Clearly he`s averse to platypussy.
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Tie me kangaroo down. Sport.
Tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallaby)
Tie me kangaroo down. sport
Tie me kangaroo down. sport (shag a wallaby)
Repeat till bored.
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Maybe the ‘Rolferoo’ is just that…Rolf Harris shagged a kangaroo which, somehow, birthed a human/marsupial hybrid.
Same when Jimmy Savile shagged a dead lady in a morgue and she gave birth to a baby zombie.
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I recall reading about that David Fuller, that hospital electrician who was raping corpses in the morgue and videoing it.
It took a team of very mentally strong coppers to go through watching and editing tapes ready for the trial. I genuinely felt sorry for the cunts. They had to take it it turns, as no cunt could last more than an hour or so. Too harrowing.
I remember thinking at the time they should’ve just called you Thomas.
All 100+ hours of it done in one sitting I bet, with you leaving, whistling away and throwing the final edit to the police chief with a, ‘Is that it? Juciest bits on here. Seen worse.’
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“no cunt could last more than an hour or so”…I doubt I’d have lasted more than 10 minutes…😉
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You are a fucking disgrace lol
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Sounds fishy.
Surely once they’ve watched one they know the mad cunt is guilty.
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Lol
To be fair Terry, legally they had to say how many corpses he raped and show the jury ‘edited highlights’ if needed, for wont of a better phrase.
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And obviously what to charge him with. He also raped and murdered two living women, so they would’ve been checking tapes for that (and potentially other victims).
The cunts who sat through that lot should be rewarded and given a nice long, fucking holiday, all expenses paid.
Fuck me. Not for all the tea in China could I have sat through that.
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Dear Lord!
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them kangaroos must have right big cunts if their feet are anything to go by. remember my mum saying to an ex girlfriend who had size 7 feet “your wont have trouble having a baby with feet that size”. i always thought it was cocks and feet but apparently the same can be said of pink passages
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It’s alright for the Torres Strait Islander people.
But what about the Torres Gay Islander people?
Did Magna Carta die for nothing?
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Bout time they renamed that stretch of saltwater crocodile, shark and jellyfish infested water to something more politically correct.
However, I wish we had similar natural deterrents in the English Channel.
Imagine being a long suffering refugee surviving the horrors of the water only to make landfall miles from civilisation and then having to dodge killer snakes, spiders and drop-bears.
Bloody awful, mate.
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If only every one of them, especially the drop bears.
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What fucking history is calling ??
Ffs there was no fucking history, no reading or writing or running water Etc till captain James cook turned up.
Another event so pointless it should already be sent to the fire 🔥 in hades.
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‘History is calling’
I wonder which brain dead moron thought up that meaningless slogan.
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Someone with the same amount of functioning braincells as Greta Thundercunt.
I note that the little cabbage patch tard has just been arrested in Norway for protesting, wait for it…a wind farm.
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She needs sectioning, here’s a lovely cosy jacket, Greta, nice and snuggly.
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If voting made a difference ‘they’ wouldn’t let ‘you’ do it.
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Give the indigenous people a voice, the British indigenous people need to be heard, say no to multiculturalism.
Don’t give a shit what they do in Australia, fucking Dreamtime, walkabout and boomerang bollocks 😂
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Give the Abbos a voice:
“Aww, yeee, we’d loike some more of dat cheap, shitty, Aussie woine from a box, moite. Also, couldya give us more free furniture. We’ve already burnt de laaast lot yous gave us.
Fack, yeeee.”
Hic
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It’s simple.
All nations moaning about honky colonialism can have their countries back…as long as their countries are put back to the state they were before the evil honky arrived.
No more booze for the abo, no leccy, gas, roads, dole payments, sanitation, hospitals and schools.
Just give the honkies who want to be left in peace some land and we’ll call it quits.
But boat riders will be shot once the obvious happens
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I made my comment below as you were obviously posting yours – great minds and all that!
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Indeed, LC.
Isn’t it wonderful having a 140+ IQ?
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It may be the Abos land, but it is the Aussies country – they made it. I’m sure there will be a “yes” victory (can’t let democracy get in the way of the correct vote) – if so, bye all means give them back their country as you found it: a flea blown shit-hole with a few mud huts and some childish daubings. Then charge the cunts for all the improvement over the last few hundred years.
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The good thing about this is that the Yes vote has been losing consensus in opinion polls over the last few months as ordinary Australians begin to realise what the consequences will be if this result is put into practice.
a Yes vote win will give more powers to various lobby groups who will have extraordinary political powers and decision-making that will affect all Australians.
It will also mean not only more powers for indigenous groups, but also massive reparations from ordinary Australians for “living on stolen land”
Moreover, the majority pushing for a Yes vote are your typical middle-class white woke types who feel obliged to help Aborigines just so long as they keep their distance from Suburban neighbourhoods.Typical woke virtue-signalling hypocrisy
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‘The Uluru Statement from the Heart’.
Uluru my arse, it’s Ayers Rock you cunts, which I gather the bent stick chuckers have claimed as a spiritual site for themselves. Though when I visited Oz my observation was that the ‘bottle shops’ (off licenses) were the First Nations’ real spiritual home.
Anyway, not only have I climbed Ayers Rock, but the lack toilet facilities on the summit necessitated I relieve myself on the way back down. Which I suppose was a bit disrespectful, but when nature calls……….
By the way, it wasn’t worth the effort. There’s absolutely fuck all to see up there.
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They can call it what they want, s’free country and all that.
What I don’t understand is why everyone else has to pander to their change. Fuckers on the news calling Bombay something similar or footie commentators banging on about ‘Coat div wargh’ or some such for Ivory Coast.
I’ve even heard that India is undergoing a rebrand. So fucking what?
I’ll stick to the convention of calling it by its proper name of Bud bud ding ding land.
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Cote d’ivoire isn’t even the native name as it’s French.
Prrsonally i find he name Mumbai is synonymous with a local takeaway that uses weird, pre-cooked, semi-gelatinous chicken pieces in their curries.
‘Garage chicken’ as my brother called it.
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Presumably the history they refer too is shitting on the ground, eating nuts and berries, painting themselves with wombat dung,blowing down long tubes, and scratching badly drawn stick men in inaccessible places. Living the dream, they called it – according to that pretentious cunt Roeg.
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Careful…. ‘Blowing down long tubes’
Mr Thomas C Engine will be interested 😎
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I think he’d be more interested if they were sucking rather than blowing.😉
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That fucking Aussie cricketer can get to fuck and all. Scott Boland, I think he’s called.
He found out recently that one grandparent was an abo. One out of four grandparents then.
He then goes on a ‘journey’ and ’embraces’ his ‘abo-ness’ and all that’s missing now is him with a plate lip, walking about with matted hair, pissed out of his mind, beating his kids, whilst covered in shite.
The daft Aussie fans applaud him constantly now he’s come out as an ‘abo’.
Abo my arse. He’s almost entirely honky. Looks fuck all like an abo. Just an ugly honky bloke.
Decent bowler though. The Aussies don’t need to patronise the cunt for ‘being an abo’ either, he’s just a bloody decent player.
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What does ‘successful’ referendum mean in that news story?
Is that one where the elites get the result they thought they were going to get?
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Great point.
They also imply (not very subtlely) that a no vote is racist.
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Not being funny , the one thing all these indigenous populations across the globe seem to share , is their ability to make no scientific or social progress in thousands of years.
They then have the temerity to moan when superior Europeans come with their “bang sticks” and take over
The fucking stupid cunts
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This reminds me of that up herself screeching hairy scrag end cunt, Alanis Morrisette.
At the height of her mid 90s fame and the pinnacle of her total pretentiousness, this cunt went to an Indian reservation somewhere in America. And although she has no native american descendants, she claimed to be ‘part of them’ because she was ‘there in another life’. Of course, all this was documented for the media and sick buckets were on standby. She was full of ‘I feel the vibes’ bollocks and other such crap. God, she was fucking awful.
And anybody who ‘got into’ and bought those ‘Sacred Spirit’ CDs in the 90s were total cunt trombones. An early version of hipster shite and virtue signaling. Seriously claiming that they liked listening to some cunt shouting ‘Ay-Ay Ay-Ey-Yah!’ over and over. Unintelligible bollocks and a dreadful noise.
And this ‘Abo Renaissance’ is no different. That’s all it is, virtue signaling crap and scoring do gooding leftie points.
Abo-salute shite.
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And – cunt though he is – Ryan Wrexham Reynolds has had some top tinsletown fanny in his time. Scarlett Johansson, Blake Thingy etc.
But shagging Alanis Morissette and putting up with her endless babbling crap? I have to say, he’s a brave laddie (or a daft cunt).
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I bought that Jagged Little Pill album and quite liked it at the time. Oops.
But I am a cunt so there you go 🙂
Don’t like it now though, if that helps. And yes, she is annoying as fuck. Deranged.
Recently saw an interview though with that Aril Lavigne, from a similar period wasn’t she?
Feminism isn’t kind to women. She looked a bit of a dog now, covered in tattoos. Gobbing off.
One of the fittest birds I’ve ever seen when she was in her early 20s prime.
It’s a fucking disgrace.
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Well. look at Britney Spears, Cuntybollocks.
At the turn of the 90s she was a saucy little bit of St Trinians style fluff.
Now, she’s a bald demented skank and an utter loon.
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True.
I’m fact, how many female ‘sex symbols’ from the early noughties are still fit as fuck?
I know age is a cunt for all of us, even me believe it or not, but I can’t think of any who’d still get it. Maybe I missed someone?
One of the worst examples is Nina Persson, lead singer of The Cardigans.
Fuck me, I used to fancy the fuck out of that. Seen her now?
Christ on a bike. Looks like a meth head.
Another lefty feminist you see.
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‘In fact’
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Which version is more fuckable though, Norman?
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Lindsay Lohan went the same way.
My balls woukdve been as flat and dry as the Atacama after i’d finished with her.
Now she’s a crazy hag known for trying to kidnap refugee children at night.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6221909/Lindsay-Lohan-accuses-refugee-family-child-trafficking-bizarre-live-video-Moscow-trip.html
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Kristin Kreuk
Amanda Peet
Shakira doesn’t look too bad.
Olivia Wilde (shame she’s a terrible human being)
To be fair though are you telling me that you’re all ripped Men’s Health Cover models who don’t look a day over 30?
[In Dr Evil’s voice] riiiiiight.
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Haha!
Fair enough Harold, I did say age is a cunt for me too. But I’ve aged better than them, even if I say so myself. Still get the odd admiring look from lasses if I make the effort. Which isn’t often, granted, I’ve been married for 19 years.
But if I had millions in the bank and a personal trainer, chef, dietician and I didn’t need to work, I guess I’d be even better looking. Which would be a hazard for all, what with all the slipping on fanny juice going on when I’m out and about and shopping in Tescos.
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Men’s Health, eh?
🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 😉
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Halle Berry and Heidi Klum are still worth having a go on.
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Ooh er ducky 💁hahaha
It used to be fairly decent back in 2003 for weight training routines and programmes. Then it turned into a fashion magazine at some point around 2010 and it’s been ca-ca since.
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And yes the odds of me getting a go on Heidi or Halle, are about as good as me growing a second head and it scoring the winning goal in the World Cup Final.
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Men’s Health, GQ etc have always been a bit metrosexual for me.
I used to read Viz and Men Only
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I can’t see what the fuck will change either way after this referendum but I think John Howard has it right i.e. they were lucky to be colonised by the Brits. Every country on the planet worth a light is a former British colony whose first language is English.
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It used to be easy to pacify Abo.
Just give him a crate of fire water and white woman, and he’s be sorted.
How times change…
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So they want to let some pissed cavemen run the country?
That should go well.
Anyhow I’d rather be governed by some fortified wine soaked savages than the Camel Loving Cunts who are looming over us.
Oven.
Then Fuck Off.
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According to an Aussie schoolbook that comes with a foreword by Jacinda Ardern, those fuckers built the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Fuck me, they couldn’t even open a box of Meccano the right way up.
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Actually built in Middlesbrough by Dorman Long, who built the Tyne Bridge 3 years prior.
Great lads, those Smoggies.
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Furthermore, isn’t a referendum a democratic vote? Wasn’t that invented by da evil white man?
How do you say “Cultural Appropriation” in wõgga-wõgga Abo lingo?
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No one in their right mind would give more power to these “indigenous” simpletons. This is a group of people that were the subject of a number of public service announcements a few years ago.
The content of those PSA’s? Well, it was such sage advice as “Don’t sleep on the road at night” and “don’t sniff petrol out of a can” BP had to develop a fuel called Opal to stop them going at the petrol like it was catnip for Abos. These people are so mentally feeble, they make the bleks look like rocket scientists with eidetic memory.
If whitey never pulled up with his pesky technology, medicine, education, law and order etc then these people would still be picking bugs off each others hides, worshipping mountains and drinking the water the kangaroos shit in.
Steve Irwin should have gone around catching abos to release them back into the wild.
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I like the Aussies.
Big fan.
And the abos have been there for 700,000 years.
In that time they invented the curved stick and the hollow log.
Now , some may say they’re thick as fuck.
I’d correct that,
They’re thick And ugly as fuck.
I watch a TV show about Opal miners called Opal Hunters.
And there’s a place called Mintabe where they’ve been mining for years.
Now the government has given them notice of eviction on the land,
Costing the miners thousands!
Why?
Giving the land back to the abos
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Let’s try to be fair for once.
They might have found some new sticks and some kangaroo shit to worship.
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All joking aside, I’ve always got on well with Aussies. Can take a joke. Very outspoken. Had some brutal banter about the cricket in the past with Aussies, but I like that. Very generous people too in my experience.
Probably because they’ve got so much stuff. After all that knicking .
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So I take it aboriginals are not allowed to be MP’S then?
Or is it to give power to more unelectable people, bit like our own house of Lords.
If you want to have a say in shaping your country run for office then, instead of being handed it on a plate..
Fuck me if its anything like this country having a IQ less than a 100 and being permanently pissed your a shoe in.
Here’s hoping there is a massive power failure at Wembley tonight..
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At first they were going to light up Wembley in the Israeli flag.
Then, it was an armband with both Palestine and Israel flags on it.
Now, just a black armband.
Interesting that they didn’t do that for Ukraine/Russia.
I think this ‘4×2’ privilege shite can be put to bed. It’s the fucking peacefuls they don’t want to piss off.
By the way, I have said not even acknowledging such stuff is the answer (before sporting events). Just get on with the game.
We can see why it’s a load of hypocritical bollocks tonight.
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I have it on reasonable authority (mate) that mining companies etc. operating on “indigenous” land have to, by law, employ a certain percentage of Abos, in spite of their mental and moral deficiencies.
I suppose that sounds fair, except the fuckers keep failing to turn up. Why? Because they’ve gone “walkabout” (I’m not fucking joking).
This can last for months or years at a time, and then they come back straight into employment, no questions asked. It’s ridiculous.
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Sounds like some of the cunts I’ve had as casual labour.
Feckless as artform
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There’s a fucking annoying bird in the land of the Convicts called a Kookaburra. It makes a quite dreadful sound, worse than listening to a angry Nigerian on a phone call, worse than a Yoko Ono tune. The Abbos say it’s the sound of the bird laughing at the whote man.
Yeah, ha ha. Now finish your 6-dollar box of wine and go and set fire to something, you ‘ranga.
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*white man
Typing like a pissed-up Abo in a tourist park.
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Maggie @
In the 60 an 70s on Tarzan films and in anything that was meant to be a African jungle you’d hear the call of the kookaburra!😁
No shit.
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Didn’t they have one in The Lion Sleeps Tonight?
Bloody annoying.
I’m still awaiting the Tarzan re-make with a token as the jungle man.
“Ahhhhh-ahh-o-ahh-o ahhh. Cheeta, go fetch um-dinghy. Tarzan need um-find benefits office”
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I like Kookaburras, their cackling cheers me up. Black parrots though are horrendous, they sound like a Banshee with sand in it’s cunt.
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Years ago when I was a little lad growing up near Brisbane I had a abo mate. His dad used to up sticks and go walkabout for a month or so. Leave his mum to look after him and his many brothers and sisters.
Not much change then …absent fathers. He his mum and his siblings were nice folk to be around, his dad was rarely around…
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Don’t know ought abart this.
I had nought to do abart that biker doing 120mph in a 20mph zone, what hit summat.
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Anything to distract the Aussies from failungbto qualify for the quarter finals for the first time ever.
To paraphrase Ade Edmondson in Blackadder, for such men of sporting honour, ze hu-mil-i-ation vill be unbearable!
Saying that, England could get knocked out by Fiji.
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I’m starting to sympathise with the Aboriginies.
Second class citizen in your own land?
Your voice counts for nothing?
Cunts that have just arrived uninvited get everything whilst you’re left to fend for yourself?
Everything sacred to you now owned by foreigners?
Your long proud culture washed away?
We’re soon going to be the abo’s in our own land.
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I don’t know what you mean sixdog.
We have nice friendly people like this free to say what the fuck they want..
https://twitter.com/DaveAtherton20/status/1712487544040903023?t=ljIMRJW3RtlEXBzNVBkHhg&s=19
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Oh Baz, I’m not a hard case, but that pencil neck wouldn’t have scared me.
I’d have said, “Chop my head off, would you? Kill me, would you? Nah. You’d just stand there in your rubbish clothes stinking of curry, you smelly cunt.”
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Funny that..as soon as as he said he would like to kill me I’d have nutted the cunt then stoved his head in with my elbows.
See how that pans out.
Expect civil war,and frankly the way things are heading now,vote for a new Nelson or Wellington to drive this shite out,once and for all.
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Cunt needs to be able to grow a proper beard before trying to act the man.
One moderate breeze and that fluffy mass with bits of shit and goat curry stuck in it would be off.
Stinking shit rat.
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I remember in the 80s, when Judge Dredd writers Wagner and Grant did work for DC.
One of the best ones was when the Caped Crusader fought an Abo.
https://cowtown-comics.myshopify.com/cdn/shop/products/detective-comics-0591-92-front_823x.jpg?v=1617832219
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Bonza.
Fair dinkum.
Little ripper.
Great the Aussies.👍
People say about the yanks that they’re our cousin’s and have a lot in common.
I wouldn’t disagree with that but think it’s even more so with the Aussies.
I don’t think I’d like the heat though.
Or the beer.☹️
Definitely the beer.
And them fuckin crocodiles scare the shit out of me.
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In the spirit of this nomination
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
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Or because the Nom is about voices
You’re the Voice:
t=25https://youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs?t=30
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This might work better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbkOZTSvrHs&t=30s
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Have forgotten about that video Harold, hah hah he he he
Probably for the best though, he he he ha ha hah
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The Aussies are more recently established. I have relatives in Southern Australia on my dad’s side who left England i the early 60s. I believed them to be bogans but some aren’t too bad. Apparently there’s two lots of them, wth one line being a bit more respectable and the other thieving, drug-dealing bogans.
It always gets a laugh when I meet an Aussie here and tell them I have relatives in Aus’ and they are complete bogans.
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