Oh dear, Scotland. Quite unusually for October, it’s going to rain, but according to those “let’s freak everyone out, because we haven’t quite beaten them all into submission yet cunts” from the Groaner, it’s going to be a storm!
Wow! They’ve even named it, Babet ( pronounced Bar-bet, like you needed to know).
Since when did we start describing heavy rain and a bit of flooding as a “Storm” and naming it, like it’s an apolitical event, instead of a regular occurrence in late autumn/early winter
Look, you doom monkeys. Get a proper job, I hear McDonald’s are hiring, and stop making shit up.
We’ve already debunked your fucking “climate crisis” and COVID variants bother nobody.
We’re sick to bloody death of you, and I’m not listening any more.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
these mamby pamby limp wristed cunts that ten years ago were being molly coddled at school, have now ‘grown up’ into being mid 20 somethings and are now in charge of media output.
they know no different as this is what the liberati wanted us to teach then through their educational life.
91
It’s about time “Storm Timid” was mentioned for a change.
5
trooper would be amusing
29
Severe weather in Scotland, a RED warning.
It’s God (the real one) showing his displeasure because Scotland has a P*ki in charge.
50
so has england…..and both unelected.
how the fuck can these ‘minority’ races in the uk say they are not represented and not given the same opportunities as the white population. scotland has a parki running it, england and the uk as a whole have a fucking muslim running it and london is run by another….i mean, it thats not opportunity and representation i dont know what is!!
12
How about Storm Bobbar??
2
why not call it “Storm Bitch” cuz it is one
0
As a child of the 70s who was taken on regular family visits to Glasgow, I remember plenty of lashing rain, it was normal, now it is portrayed as a calamity. Utterly pathetic, and so are the tv shows telling you to wear sunscreen.
Warming sign ahead, nannying.
11
Weather forecasts? So 20th century.
Now there is only….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5OUi50bC-s
2
I’m completely deaf to all this climate crisis/global warming/extreme weather bollocks. For fuck sake, it’s bloody freezing in winter – we fucking need warmer weather and milder winters. Every country needs to commit to belching out as much CO2 into the atmosphere as they can possibly manage, rising temperatures are a win-win.
Since no cunt will be here a century from now, who sincerely gives a fuck? Unless you’re a lying wealthy hypocrite with some vested interest in all this green crap.
105
What the fuck did I just read?
5
Bring back the topless weather girls! I ‘ll warm front the whole show
3
There’s a storm sweeping across the UK.
I call it:
Rishi.
4
You’d be more accurate calling it Islam.
76
People are being evacuated because of it. This isn’t just ‘a bit of rain.’
4
there’s always a risk of flooding when it rains, especially when developers build on flood plains.
No dredging river beds to protect snails is also a factor.
Of course all this flooding is purely down to the climate catastrophe.
55
Plus the fucking cunt water companies and councils not keeping sewers and drain clear. They are good at telling us how brilliant they are while spunking raw shit into rivers and the sea, oh and putting their prices up.
5
Building on flood plains is definitely a problem that needs addressing. It won’t be though because money.
0
No, they are being evacuated as a precaution, OC.
2
That’s my point though JP – the fact that’s even had to happen is concerning.
1
One day we could have “Storm Hamas” when thousands of Palestinian “refugees” storm the Palace of Westminster and 10 Downing Street; followed by long-range ICBMs dropping on our major cities all the way from Gaza.
But despite the apocalypse, the BBC would still suggest it was down to Brexit/Climate Change !
60
I think ‘Long range’ ICBM are beyond Hamas. Iran haven’t got them so Hamas definitely don’t.
Technically, we don’t either.
1
Probably all the dinghy riders, men pretending to be ‘children’, storming Parliament surely?! It will be reported by Jon Snow’s son or maybe grandson “I’ve never seen so many children in one place.”
2
Stormy Daniels caused more damage.
1
A stormy daniels golden showers
hmmmm….
0
Here in Cornwall we’ve had no rain for weeks Two of our native British species namely sea trout and the mighty Atlantic salmon which normally ascend at least 6 of the rivers in the county are unable to do so because there’s no fucking water in the rivers.
Flooding my arse!
3
Storm Babatunde is here folks.
Committing a number of unprecedented crimes and murdering folk!
1