Omid Scobie [3]

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Oh lawdy lawdy. Ol’ Caterpillar Eyebrows is back, to irritate us once more with another book on the Royal Family.

Yes, the Sussexes’ Arsewiper-In-Chief has written the *sniff* eagerly awaited new bombshell tome ‘Endgame’. Apparently (and with ‘unique insight’), this will offer ‘a penetrating investigation into the parlous state of the Royal Family’, exposing ‘the disfunction and distrust at the heart of the British monarchy’.

Well fancy that. I imagine that confidants of the Royals have been just falling over themselves to pass on the ‘exclusive revelations’ promised by Scoobie Doo. No doubt Hazbeen and Migraine will also have slipped the wax-faxed cunt a few bits of damaging detail as part of their on-going p.r. war with the Windsors; throw in a heap of speculation and scurrilous tittle-tattle to stir the pot, and Scooby will think he’s got himself a money-making blockbuster. Money, of course, being what this is all about.

Since the Royals will surely apply their ‘never complain, never explain’ policy, we’ll probably never know the actual bottom line regarding any assertions Scobie is seen to make once the book has hit the shelves. I’ll add that I don’t really care all that much one way or the other, having long regarded the Royal circus, and the Markles in particular, as a terrific source of public entertainment.

What I do despise however is another attempt by this creepy little shitweasel to fund his latest round of Botox with a cynical cash-in against an opponent he knows won’t retaliate. Still, I’m sure that the cowardly lap-dog’s mistress will be well pleased, and throw him another bone.

Waterstones Link.

‘Endgame’ by Rabid Scabies; soon to be available at a remainder store or charity shop near you.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

53 thoughts on “Omid Scobie [3]”

  1. …a penetrating investigation into the parlous state of the Royal Family.
    Was he was doing the penetrating or being penetrated and by whom… 🍩

    • Do you mean is he on the homosexual list ? I think there’s written proof, with an wr.

  4. Looks like an All Round Bad Egg.

    Henry VIII would know how to sort this tattle out..

    Have him hung,drawn and quartered.

  6. It would be rather fun if someone wrote the inside story about him.

    No doubt he would wail, cry and moan about how unfair, unsubstantiated and untrue it all is. He’d then dole out the usual victim cards while wanting the book about him banned.

    Typical hypocrite- loves digging for dirt just so long as no one throws any shit back at him.

    As for the royal cunts – couldn’t give a shit, although that Catherine Middleton of whatevershescalled, is definitely worth buttering up!

  8. This weird cunt of no particular interest, needs taking down an alley and given a good kicking.
    Good afternoon.

  10. Apparently he lives in East London with a French bulldog. If he brings out a book about his dog’s drool, I’d be more interested than anything he does about the royals.

    • The book is more likely to be about the bulldogue’s chutney. Scooby looks a total ferret.

  12. A lot of these cuntings make me feel blessed. Blessed that I have never seen or heard the cunts cunted.

  14. The good Prince Philip would’ve ended this petty annoyance just to keep in practice. I miss the old curmudgeon but can’t deny him his most deserved place in the paradise of Tanna.
    God save the King.
    Presem Yasur.

  16. Didn’t someone in the Royal press office mention that the plastic faced turd burglar has never asked them to corroborate any of the fantasist bullshit he spouts.

    In other words everything he writes has either come straight from the gob of Migraine, or is just totally made up. And Migraine stopped talking to him about two years ago.

    • A bit of capacitor circuitry wired into scooby’s anal/dong e-stim would be interesting for the Coroner’s Court…

    • ‘manning the fuck up’ is not within that doddery jug-eared prick’s capabilities.

  19. If ever there was a WWIII could you imagine twats like “him” on the front line defending the country?

    If I had a choice between nuclear Armageddon and surviving because of cunts like him, I’d choose the former!

  20. A fake badtard hagiographer/gossip for fake bastard royals.

    Looks a bit Pee Wee Herman as well.

  21. I’ll wait til said book is in the charity shops then will see if the paper is suitable for toiletry purposes. Is this knobbery ever going to end? I really could not care less if the “Sussex’s” painted their arses blue and skied down Mount Fuji whilst performing Abbas greatest hits in fucking sign language. Can there be an end to them and their diddling brother. The World can only take so much.

  24. If it looks like a cunt, walks like a cunt and talks like a cunt, then it’s probably Omid Scobie! What a raving Marmite Badger he is, the dirty little cunt!

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