Media cunts claiming Kevin Keegan is a Dinosaur

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are cunts And Kevin Keegan is NOT A Cunt or in this case a dinosaur.

A ‘How Refreshing’ (not a) Cunting for Kevin Keegan for saying, publically, that he has a problem with female pundits on the men’s game. I can’t watch the rugby world cup due to the proliferation of female pundits who’ve played in a team that would get hammered by my own team’s veteran’s side, sharing the fucking platform with men’s world cup winners and spouting unadulterated shite.

I’d imagine that’s the last we’ll see of Kev, eh, but, fantastic to see someone not pandering to the gobshite minority.

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Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt. A second helping on this story from Cuntybollocks below.

I would like to add my own take on this, if I may, DCI (good to have you back) and admin?

What gets me about this Keegan fallout is that every cunt in the media (from the Telegraph to the Guardian) has the same take. He’s a ‘dinosaur’. Or he, as in the Guardian, ‘should keep his opinions to himself’. What, he’s not allowed an opinion is he?

I’d say as a former Balon D’or winner he has more right to comment than most on the sport. More than some posho, jumped up, little trust fund, private and Oxbridge educated, Guardian ‘journalist’ bitch, that’s for sure.

No, what really gets me, now I think of it, is the fact that the media make their comments like every cunt thinks the same way.

Well they don’t. And if you allowed comments (or a vote) you’d soon see what people thought of Keegan’s comments. But you won’t will you, you fucking shithouses?

119 thoughts on “Media cunts claiming Kevin Keegan is a Dinosaur”

  1. I’ve been involved in youth football for a few years and get to meet all sorts of football types. Mums, dads, coaches and club committee members from all backgrounds.
    Not one of them has a good word to say about wimminz pundits or commentators.
    Smug, chippy, agenda pushing and don’t shut up are just some of the comments I’ve heard.
    So why the media believe Keegan is in a minority is anyones guess.

    • I don’t think they believe it, but it’s he’s going against their progressive narrative they are signed up to promote.

      Seen Football Focus recently? It’s a pretense for more gayblack propaganda hiding behind football, same with Cuntyfile, comedy panel shows, period drama etc.

      ‘The One Show’ is all the BBC pumps out these days, just wearing a different outfit

  2. Never been the same without Kenneth Wolstenholme.
    Ultra cool commentator and war hero……..

  3. ‘More than some posho, jumped up, little trust fund, private and Oxbridge educated, Guardian ‘journalist’ bitch, that’s for sure’

    Laurie Penny springs to mind.

  4. i have noticed when its a womans take on a sport there are very few, if any male pundits.

  5. Everybody I know has ‘a problem’ with female football pundits. And female cricket
    pundits come to that.

    The general verdit is that they spout rubbish.

    Oh for the days of Wolstenholme and Arlott.

    Morning all.

    PS Cunts are ‘The Groaniad’ can go fuck themselves.

  7. Keegan might be a dinosaur, but dinosaurs are popular witth the public.
    Look at Jurassic Park. it grossed nearly a bilion dollars, in 1993!

    Keegan has character, and in todays sports coverage that is unwise: you have to be a monotone yes man like Shearer, a boring woman or some black bloke whose just happy to be invited. You don’t need to know anything about the sport. Just say ‘XG’ enough times and you’ll convince the kids playing FIFA you know all about the Premiership Soccerverse.

    As for female commentators, most commentary is bullshit anyway, but a recent rugby match had a young bird squawking as if her life depended on it. She never shut up.

    If only someone could’ve ‘mansplained’ (ugh) that ‘less is more, you daft twat’

    • Keegan is a character alright. He once did an impression of Brian Clough, I think during World Cup 78 or 86.

      While Clough was in the studio. Only time I’ve seen Cloughie speechless.

    • Makes me laugh when City are on. It’s either that clown in black make up Micha ‘laughs at a fly on the wall’ Richards or that unibrowed bullshitter who used to be in Oasis, Noel Gallagher as a pundit is as bad as the screeching wimmin ones they have on.

      Hearing Gallagher is excruciating. ‘So I says to Del Piero and Del Piero says to me’ and ‘Went on the piss with ‘Vince’ Kompany’.

      His best bit of blue bullshit was when he said ‘I remember where I heard John Lennon had been shot. I was listening to a City game on Saturday on Piccadilly Radio, and the news came through and interrupted the game.’

      Lennon was shot overnight as far as the UK was concerned, and his murder was first reported by BBC radio at 5am and it was at the beginning of the week. Manchester City had no game on the mornings of December 8 or 9 1980, and their next game was five days later at 3pm. The man is bullshit machine, and a cunt.

      • They always wheel out the unfortunately foreheaded Joleon Lescott for seemingly every City game.

        ‘Pep this’ ‘Pep that’.

        Fucking arse kissing cunt.

      • Noel also bullshitting about how he was in the Young Guv’nors. Absolute bollocks. The Guv’nors were Citys hardest and most notorious firm. They weren’t to be messed with and Gallagher wouldn’t have gone anywhere near them.

        Noel and his older brother met the Chelsea Headhunters in London in 1985. They promptly shat themselves and never went to an away match again.

  8. Keegan is correct. If only more said the same. Instead we have assembled pundits that look like a BBC casting meeting:
    Token black ✔
    Token woman ✔
    Token Lezza ✔

    Wild card: Welshie/ Scotch/ Eurocunt

    • Best panel ever was during the Olympics. Turbo box tick mode.

      You had a midget (that swimmer, forgot her name), spacca (Tani Grey Thompson) a gay black fella (Colin Jackson) and a lezza (Clare Balding).

      Like a fucking circus show.

      • … just have a gander at the ‘qualifications’ for the next manned (probably need to change that word soon) NASA moon mission .. straight from Googles top response.

        “Aboard the round-the-moon mission, slated to launch in late 2024, will be NASA commander Reid Wiseman, NASA pilot Victor Glover (the first person of color to leave Earth orbit), NASA mission specialist Christina Koch (the first woman to do so) and the Canadian Space Agency’s Jeremy Hansen (the first non-American).”

        They seem to have stepped it back a TAD .. the first photo I saw, months ago, with the 4 of them in a ‘diamond’ layout photo .. listed the 2 men in the centre positions with the adjectives ‘top’ & ‘bottom’ .. 🤔

    • I’m getting to the point where I don’t want to hear women talking about anything on tv. The other night there was fuck all on so I decided to watch a programme about otters. Only there was a woman with a soppy voice doing the commentary who sounded like she was talking to a bunch of five year olds, so I turned it off.

  10. I met Keggy when he was Manchester City manager. He seemed like an OK bloke and he was very nice to my mum. A lot more friendly and less up himself than Fergie for a start.

    Also – it has to be said – a great player, especially for Liverpool nd Newcastle. He’s always been a game little sod too. Not afraid of a rumble. Taking on Bremner in the 74 Charity Shield and personally facing down loads of irate geordies after selling that chippy cunt Andy Cole are two examples. Also more gifted for England than all of Wokegate’s Wusses. And that includes Rashford, Whale Tongue, Mekon Head, Bellendham, and Pound Sterling.

    • Jude Bellingham, the greatest player England has ever had at only 20, the new Modric (plus), the pivot around which the Bernabeu itself spins as if it were his personal merry-go-round. Ancelotti is now effectively dumbed by his ability, having used up every superlative there is, in every language he speaks. Madrid’s Catholic players no longer make the cross and gaze up, they look to midfield.

      If you’re not in awe of The Bellingham, then you haven’t been watching the right matches, taking notice of his rating on FIFA or his social media metrics, dinosaurs and boomers.
      His XG is cubed.

      He could be even better than the white Pele himself, Wayne ‘face of Greggs’ Rooney.

      • Suppose it was unfair lumping Bellingham in with the rest of Wokegate’s fairies. But while the lad thrives at the Bernabaeu, will Wokegate misuse or even ruin him for England? I can see Gareth picking his favourite Sterling over Bellingham, even for big games. Jude for England could be like George Best at early 70s Manchester United. A superstar playing with a load of shite and pussies (with a very shit manager).

        Unlike George and Michael Owen (another precocious talent and England hero) I hope Jude avoids the birds, the booze, the gee gees and the roulette wheel.

  11. That tart who presents Final Score on the dreaded BBC. Kelly something.

    Bloody hell, she is bad. When a goal is reported or a result comes in, she always – fucking always – says ‘Wow!’. Mind you, sometimes. it’s ‘Wow! Wow!’ or even ‘Wow! Wow! Wow!’ The old vidiprinter on Grandstand had more soul and presenting skills.

    And that bint who plays for Villa Wimmins team. Claiming some ‘very famous’ man offered her £90’000 for a quickie. First of all, I think it’s bollocks and a publicity stunt. Second, she isn’t all that anyway. A bit on the chavvy side for me. I’d want better than that for 90 grand.

    https://www.goal.com/en-us/lists/aston-villa-alisha-lehmann-offered-gbp90-000-spend-night/bltf96c3d652dde8fb3

    • I’m no puff but fir 90 grand she can send him my contact details.

      But in all seriousness. 90k? She looks like a fish faced fag ash Lil.

      Load of bollocks.

      Like me saying Scarlett Johansson and Gail Gadot offered me 200 grand, a Raleigh chopper and a Pot Noodle multipack to give ’em a good seeing to after they lez up a bit first.

      • Throw in Elizabeth Olsen and Hayley Atwell with Gal and Scarjo and now you’re talking. The Fab Four. What a way to die, because I’m sure they would kill me.

    • Bottle blonde hair and painted on black eyebrows? False eyelashes? Tattoos? Nah, not for me that one. Ten a penny, birds like that.

      Whoever it was, this ‘famous man’. One thing’s for certain, it wasn’t Huw Edwards.

    • For ninety thousand nicker I’d expect Christina Hendricks in person and in very saucy duds, a barrel of Boddingtons, a lifetime pass for the Forts of India curry house, a re-formed Led Zeppelin playing in my garden, and all the Glazers assassinated.

    • Got the Croydon facelift as well. I’ve seen less plastic on my Visa Credit card than her fizzhog.

  12. Worst of all in all this was that England wimminz player (don’t know if past or present) saying his opinions are ‘irrelevant’ now. She’s talking about a Balon D’or winner, for fuck’s sake. You know, that trophy for the best European player/then any player playing in Europe, won by cunts like Charlton, Best, Messi, Cruyff, Platini, Zidane, Ronaldinho, Beckenbaur and Ronaldo ffs. It’s kind of a big thing to win that if you’re a player. Who the fuck is she, like?

    The fact I can’t remember her fucking name says it all. If I passed her in Morrison’s I wouldn’t have a fucking Scooby. Nor would any cunt else. Football fans all over the fucking world will know who Keegan is/was, long after she’s dead and buried, the cheeky cunt.

    No cunt even knew who she was when she was playing ‘for England’ and they never fucking will and all.

    His opinion on football will always be worth more than hers, the cheeky tart.

    • Keegan’s deeds as a player (especially in Liverpool and Geordieland) will be remembered long after this woman footballer bint is long long dead. The man is seen as a god in both cities, and also in Hamburg where he won his Ballon d’ Or.

      That’s the thing with modern wimmin. Think they know everything. Think they are good at everything. Think they should have an opinion and be involved in everything.

    • Agree completely. Worth pointing out that Keegan actually won the Balon Dor twice in succession at the end of the 70s. Other winners in that decade were Cruyff (3 times), Beckenbauer (twice) and Gerd Muller. All titans of the game.

      Like Cryuyff and Beckenbauer, Keegan was also a very successful manager. 40 years at the top of the game in one capacity or another and now he’s meant to be ‘irrelevant’? The arrogance of the clueless twat who came out with that is off the scale.

  13. Never liked the arrogant cunt even more so when he was Newcastle manager 👎
    One of the most overrated England managers ever inc that prick Steve McClaren 👎👎
    I thought Keegan had more sense than opening his big mouth about women pundits in football obviously not 👎👎

    • I think every England manager since Sir Bobby Robson has been shit.

      Apart from Terry Venables. He was alright.

      • Hoddle has us playing decent stuff. Unlucky in ’98 I thought.

        Then said some daft shite about spaccas and he was cancelled. Seemed to be where it all started..oh maybe that was Enoch but you catch my drift.

        Unluckiest manager was Graham Taylor. Yes, his team was fucking shite, but that game against Holland. Fuck me, he must’ve pissed some gypsies off and walked under 20 ladders on the way in that night. And that squad he had to try and make a team from? Carlton Palmer? Keith Curle? Geoff Thomas? Andy Sinton? Fuck me. I could find better down the Dog and Duck at closing time.

      • CB, the players you mention were indeed shit but I’m not sure this was all he had to pick from.

        Taylor needlessly froze out Beardsley and Waddle due to their age, but still had Shearer, Platt, Pearce, Barnes, Ince, Ferdinand, Sheringham, Walker, Pallister, Bruce, Merson, Le Tissier, Wright, plus the whole back line plus keeper from the rock solid Arsenal defence of the time. He had Gascoigne as well, though he may have been injured during part of the qualifying campaign. I’d fancy their chance against the present lot under Wokegate.

      • Hoddle fucked up at France 98. He should have stuck by Beckham and said ‘Fuck those Argie cunts! 1982 you bastards!’ But he threw Beckham under the bus and refused to accept any blame himself (David Cunt Batty on penalties in a World Cup?!). Then there was the shit about the loony psychic bitch or whatever she was, and saying that cripples were bad people in a previous life. Great player, but what a loon of a manager.

      • Bit of a loon as a commentator as well, but still more entertaining than the current squawkers.

        I’m all for a no-commentary option on broadcasts.

  14. What I find hilarious about these wimmin in football is their total lack of humour and their refusal to accept any other view but their own.

    Instead of saying, ‘Mr Keegan is entitled to his opinion’ or ‘Mr Souness has said this, but I think’. Instead there is a massive chimp out from Karen Carney or Jacqui Oatley acting like she has had an arrow in her back (there’s a thought). Like all the loony left, they simply cannot be disagreed with and you find fault or question them at your peril.

    And the lack of humour is also evident. It was always part and parcel of football punditry, with Cloughie, The Doc, Big Mal, Saint and Greavsie. But not any more, thanks to them.

    One can imagine Bestie being asked his opinion on women pundits. I can hear him on Sky saying (tongue in cheek) ‘I don’t mind ’em, Geoff. As long as I get to screw a couple of em.’

    There would, of course be outrage, humour free tantrums, and a womens pundit mushroom cloud to rival the one at Nagasaki. Breath of fresh air to the game, my arse. They are the most miserable and unflexible cunts on Earth.

  15. Goodness Gracious Guys ‘N’ Gals! Say everything twice, everything twice!
    Welcome to a special edition of Top of the Cunts!
    And here we have the Top 10 biggest cunts in Wimmins Football on television!

    (Cue ‘Whole Lotta Love’ by CCS🎵)

    10. Michelle Owen
    9. Vicki Sparks
    8. Robyn Cowen
    7. Fara Williams
    6. Gabby Logan
    5. Eni Aluko
    4. Kelly Somers
    3. Jacqui Oatley
    2. Alex Scott
    1. Karen Fucking Carney

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