Cunts who turn up on my front door to ask for my money or my vote when I’m trying to relax, need executing.
Sorry no link admin, as this is a general life experience cunting.
Charity cunts. Political cunts who only want to talk to you at voting time. Sales cunts. Listen, you cunt, if I was going to spend 10 grand on a new kitchen, I wouldn’t organise it with some random twat who knocked on my door. And disturbed me in rare moment of peace and quiet.
No, I suggest a new law to the house. No knocking on doors for charities, sales cunts and yes, politicians. I am no longer polite to any of these cunts. They all get told to ‘fuck off’ and get a door slam.
Leave me alone you cunts!
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
Helpful link provided by: Minge Juice Bottler
Calling unannounced should be classed as a criminal act.
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I remember some religious cranks calling at our house in the 80s.
‘Have you heard of Armageddon?’ My dad was asked.
My old man replied ‘No. Who does he play for?’
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Micky Flanagan keeps a cup of cold piss by the door for when these fuckers come a knocking, good idea I reckon, if everyone did this these cunts wouldn’t knock on doors at all
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ebay has these….much better!
item number 284957610434
item number 285167486330
Sorry can’t get the foooooking phone to do the links. Copy & paste the number into ebay search box.
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Cunting approved.
I had an important hospital appointment recently. I was a bit nervous and trying to get organised, tidying, dressing and making sure everything was turned off and shut.
Some twat with a backpack wanders past the window and rings the doorbell. After getting my socks on I answer. He’s a lad who has been in trouble but trying to put his life together. He’s not there to sell anything, but proceeds to ask if i need any cleaning rags or squeegees. I say ‘no, not today, I have a very important hospital appointment, I need to get on’. He mumbles and grunts as he walks off, getting too near my car on the way out.
Stroppy little cunt.
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