Cold Callers at My Door (2)

Cunts who turn up on my front door to ask for my money or my vote when I’m trying to relax, need executing.

Sorry no link admin, as this is a general life experience cunting.

Charity cunts. Political cunts who only want to talk to you at voting time. Sales cunts. Listen, you cunt, if I was going to spend 10 grand on a new kitchen, I wouldn’t organise it with some random twat who knocked on my door. And disturbed me in rare moment of peace and quiet.

No, I suggest a new law to the house. No knocking on doors for charities, sales cunts and yes, politicians. I am no longer polite to any of these cunts. They all get told to ‘fuck off’ and get a door slam.

Leave me alone you cunts!

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

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76 thoughts on “Cold Callers at My Door (2)

    • I remember some religious cranks calling at our house in the 80s.
      ‘Have you heard of Armageddon?’ My dad was asked.

      My old man replied ‘No. Who does he play for?’

  1. Micky Flanagan keeps a cup of cold piss by the door for when these fuckers come a knocking, good idea I reckon, if everyone did this these cunts wouldn’t knock on doors at all

  2. ebay has these….much better!

    item number 284957610434
    item number 285167486330

    Sorry can’t get the foooooking phone to do the links. Copy & paste the number into ebay search box.

  3. Cunting approved.

    I had an important hospital appointment recently. I was a bit nervous and trying to get organised, tidying, dressing and making sure everything was turned off and shut.

    Some twat with a backpack wanders past the window and rings the doorbell. After getting my socks on I answer. He’s a lad who has been in trouble but trying to put his life together. He’s not there to sell anything, but proceeds to ask if i need any cleaning rags or squeegees. I say ‘no, not today, I have a very important hospital appointment, I need to get on’. He mumbles and grunts as he walks off, getting too near my car on the way out.

    Stroppy little cunt.

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