Jesus H Christ. ENOUGH WITH THEM! Who do you cunt here?! BBC, ITV, 4, 5, Netflix, Amazon, Disney, the celebrities themselves? (The entire hypocritical concept will do – Day Admin)

They’re endless and each more pointless and repetitive than the last. Susan Calman, Bradley Walsh, Martin Clunes, Gino DiCampo, Eva Longoria, Zac Efron, Jane McDonald, Sue whats-her-name, Mel thingy, the gay bloke in Travel Man, James May, Bill Bailey, Stanley Tucci, the DIY bloke, politicians and on and on and on it goes and they’re all the cunting same, eventually all going to the exact same places, meeting the same damn people and doing the same hackneyed stereotypical clichés of each place.

Join us on the excitement of Japan, where we’ll patronise the locals of provincial towns across Hokkaido and pretend to care about the customs and concerns of the people. We’ll do it with all the enthusiasm and credibility of a hard-hat donning politician at a factory up north.

Follow us as we do some samurai/ninja bollocks, then dress as a geisha, before taking part in a bit of Sumo. After that we’ll go to meet that same pissing robot, Asimo, and then head off to do a bit of karaoke and sushi.

But no celebrity trip to Japan is complete without going to one of those seedy clubs where 40 year old salary men drool over 16 year olds masquerading as 12 year olds, where said celebrity tries to convince us ‘It’s not sexual it’s just friendship’. Pull the other one, Sue.

Maybe I wouldn’t find it so goddamn annoying if it wasn’t that there are at least 3 on a night, clogging up TV screens, with no more genuine insight on these places other than any other non-celebrity could provide if they went to do the same banal shit.

Speaking of non-celebs, there’s no escape from it now that every bratty, perma-single millennial and gen-Zeder is now an Instagram travel influencer.

Nominated by: Migraine