Rat infestation

 
It will come as no, or little surprise, to you to read that the Hoc is infested by rats.
We’ve known this for years, and yet our helpful suggestions of flamethrowers, smart bombs, sarin gas etc have been completely ignored.

So when I saw this titbit today, I was curious.
Folks, it appears that the HoC is invested with actual rats and not just the thumb and tit sucking cunts ( in the main) that sit on the benches.

Oh, the irony!

Apparently, they’ve been refused cats, as the potential for a lethal cat poisoning is high, due to the poison traps.

What IS the solution. I can think of a few, which I think I’ve pretty much already covered.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

85 thoughts on “Rat infestation

    • Nah, they work hard, build businesses, are studious and don’t to blow us up. Their food is also my favourite cuisine on the planet.
      I’d take a British-Indian doctor or business owner over a thousand disgusting lazy fat entitled white benefits cunts any day.

  1. I have shot three in the last couple of weeks. two grey, one brown.

    One of the grey ones was fucking massive. about a foot long without the tail.

    • I stuck a bluetooth speaker to the floorboards last year and ran a youtube channel pulsing certain frequencies they can’t tolerate for a few days.Mission accomplished.They packed their bags…ner to return.Much better than poisoning the critters methinx.

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