Rachel Riley

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She’s played a blinder again with her tweets. She’s went on the attack again helping her side win again

Must say there was really no doubt about the result.

What a performer she is though! She tweeted that she’d been a Man Utd fan ‘since before she was born’.
Cheering them on in the womb then.

Mason Greenwood made a foul exhibition of himself on Social Media..But there was Rachel to pick the ball up and start running.

She threw the ball in by saying she got rid of Giggs’s shirt. I suppose when he was accused of sexual abuse as well. Funny though I don’t think she mentioned it at the time.

The Man United board asked the Women’s team for their opinions on Greenwood. Rachel liked that. She cheered from the sidelines.

Her side won of course. I suppose. you’d call them the Sisterhood.

She’s happy at the result but not how the game was played. She believes there has been cheating. She tweeted that there has been ‘gaslighting’ and ‘green lighting’.(whatever that is)

She knew all the in’s and out’s of the Greenwood situation.
What a social media player she is.

The Sun

Nominated by Miles plastic, seconded by Norman.

I have been a Manchester United supporter since my early childhood and have been a match goer since the 70s. However, I have not supported them since ‘before I was born’. Only an up themselves celebrity slag like Rachel Riley would say something like that. Has to have ‘supported’ them longer and better than anyone else. What a load of narcissistic bollocks.

Also, if she has been a red since ‘before she was born (pass the sick bucket), she will know about McGuinness, O’ Farrell, Docherty and Sexton then? Of course she bloody doesn’t. She’s a nu-footie post-Premiership gloryhunting tart. And she didn’t complain when she was getting freebies off Giggs and Rio, did she?

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  2. This old tart was born and brought up in Essex, in good old Sarfend no less. A magic place from my childhood but I fail to see the connection with Manchester.
    Of course there are a lot of wankers in Londonstabistan who support Manchester United and Liverpool even though they’ve been to neither city and wouldn’t be able to identify either location on a map.
    To be fair they probably wouldn’t know they are looking at a map of Britain anyway as most of them come from foreign shitholes which need wiping off the planet. That’s why they’re here in the first place. Come on you reds!

    • Agree totally, but it turns out her dad was from Salford so we can let her off on that call.
      But she is a vegan….

      • Gets her meat in other domains though? l only ever see this bint in perma ‘delicate condition’ mode.

    • I’m a lifelong Mancunian, United fan now living in Essex. This tart and my paths crossed somehow. I, a pre-Munich follower can stay United wherever I go, whereas the Essex tart cannot.

  3. Young Mother Riley jumped on the United Band Wagon before Arthur Askey was born. Billy Cotton told me.

  4. Another no nothing loudmouth, like that scrag end voderman who is constantly on twatter “sorry X” mouthing off about the government..

    That cunt is welcome to run as a MP?
    Nah to much like hard work that…

    Must be something to do with cuntdown..

    • Vorders would dynamite in bed. I bet she has a massive, massive, walk-in closet filled with sex stuff. Vorders would sitting on your face, dressed up in all kinds of cosplay stuff, it would be mental.

      Riley would be squeamish with sex, I get that feeling with her, it’s all an act, her version of being sexy.

      Vorders would be like some dominatrix that would accidently (or not) kill a 1970s Tory MP by giving him, “the full works” in a sex dungeon in London.

  5. That’s nowt. I’ve been supporting The Toon since they were formed in 1881. I well remember them moving to St James’ Park in 1892.
    Rachel Riley is just a Johnny-come-lately.
    But worth a wank.

  6. I’m always extremely dubious about celebs declaring their football allegiances. Sounds like Ms Riley is after a free season ticket and a football phone in slot on radio Fav Lav.
    No doubt she was delighted with the United wimminz team being consulted , although we all know that is tantamount to asking a Pakistani jury to give a verdict at the trial of a Jew.
    Maybe Judge Riley could preside over some more trials by social media against people who have had their cases thrown out or found not guilty.
    Whilst she’s at it, she could also read up on employment law before screaming for people to be sacked and slagging of their employers.
    Let’s hope a keyboard warrior or the tabloids dish some dirt on her.
    We’ll soon get all the usual crying about intrusion and privacy.
    Shit stirring bitch!

    • I know, as if it matter.

      When William Windsor, son of King Tampon, came out as a Villa fan, it was so lame. Real fans must have went, “oh fuck off, cunt.”

  7. I’m not a fan of women’s football, but would be in favour of them giving lowercase greenwood a good kicking, with lots of added on time, if they want it.

  8. As we’re on the subject of football, I quite enjoyed the match last night, even if it was a bit one-sided. At least Harry M tried to make a game of it.

  9. Both Carol and Rachel undeniably Sexy. But Sex and mathematics? It doesn’t add up.

    Like their forays into politics.

    I can’t stand ‘Vorders’ either.
    She’s annoyed me for years on Countdown -with her piercing mirthless laugh.

    And the ‘late night’ Countdown with Rachel is absolute shit.

    She’s going after ‘Antony’ now. She’s always on the move.

  12. I have been a Barcelona supporter since the second trimester after my conception.

    I remember that during the first trimester I toyed with the idea of supporting Real Madrid, but as a four month old fetus I decided that Camp Nou was the place where I wanted to be.

    I have never looked back.

    I intend to follow Barcelona until way after my death.
    Perhaps for all eternity.

  14. I guess she won’t be renewing her season ticket then?

    What a silly tart, and such a shame – what a appealing work of art she is to the eye.

    I find it interesting that she’s gone full feminist, particularly as the way she dresses has ‘fuck me’ and ‘see what you could have’ written all of it.

    On that note it does wind me up when women dress like slappers, showing the world what they have, and yet get antsy when men wolf whistle or touch.

    Looking at human psyche, most men like to fuck women who are pleasing to the eye. Those who bare all to see shouldn’t throw rocks in greenhouses.

    I am well gifted, and have a six pack, and buttocks like Spartacus, but I don’t walk around parading myself like some sexual stallion (ok, maybe that bit was made up…).

    However, you catch my drift…

  15. I used to like Vorderman but why has she suddenly gone all woke like some bitch? I can only imagine it’s on the advice of her agent to get her more work. Waste of time…..the young wokies who have actually heard of her think she’s fucking ancient, and therefore useless, anyway. She’s also missed out on me jizzing on her tits the leftie slag.

  17. News alert and I hate being a cunt to change the subject, but it is tenuously linked to the ‘wimminz’ theme.

    Some darkie, in Londonistan, a particular haunt where the tribal presence is strong in Peckham was accused of ‘tiefing’ at a hair and cosmetics shop and correctly restrained while authorities were called upon.

    It appears dissent has arisen with the ‘comuniteee’ taking to the streets, chants of, “you touch one, you touch all” could be heard.

    I suspect most of those who went on this witches hunt we’re probably of the ‘being looked after by the state’ class and had nothing better to do but I suspect riots will be on the horizon….

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-66790189

      • Oh I do apologise for the duplicate link,I was distracted by Carole Vordermans robot tits again.

    • One of Sachs’s soldiers was in the middle, red beret, dark glasses and camouflage shirt 😂

      They all gather pretty quickly, must be just sitting around (on white mans benefits) with their iPhones waiting to kick off at any opportunity.

      All cunts.

      • Don’t omit the ones who are also sitting on flying carpets after call to prayer – we must be more diverse.

    • Saw the vids on Brussels broadcasting corporation.

      Welcome to third world Britain.

      Blair creature & co, hang your heads in SHAME…!

    • Couldn’t we just build great big walls round the places in londstabistan where the banana chasers reside? A bit like the Warsaw ghetto.
      Then just…..luquidate at will. Or preferably as quickly as possible. Fuk the international community, which doesn’t even exist,fuk the UN and NATO and the WEF…in fact fuk em all.

    • A pedan’ correc’s: I’s no’ “communitee”. I’s “communi’ee”

      The alleged assailant, who seems to have had every excuse, was Asian, apparently.

      Should be interesting.

  21. That Riley gluebag actually being recognised by the media as the go to cunt for United supporters shows how low things have sunk..

    In the 70s and 80s we were feared and took over every town on away trips. Doc’s Red Army being the high point, of course. Now, a gloryhunting slapper like Riley supposedly ‘represents’ our ‘support’.

    Same goes for our blue neighbours. Once it was the Black Cats and the Young Guv’nors. Now, it’s Noel fucking Gallagher on Sky TV and Talksport.

    It’s shameful. How far the game has fallen.

    • Spot on Norman. It has coincided with the emasculation of the white working class male. Can’t imagine she would have spent any time in the clock end on a cold winter’s day. Stupid bitch.

      • I loved Highbury, Lord Cuntinford.
        One of my favourite away trips.

        And everyone goes on about the Fergie/Wenger years, but United vs Gooners was a needle match all the way back to the 70s and 80s. Bryan Robson said that it was United vs Arsenal – not United vs Liverpool – that had the most on pitch spark. I remember Peter Nicholas and Remi Moses really going at each other. And both were harder than Keane and Viera. Great days.

    • I remember when Man City were seen as a laughing stock, in the football media world, now everyone showers them with spunk. It’s gross. And Man Utd get laughed at now. Newcastle, great club, great fans, but now people are jumping on that bandwagon, Arabia playing at the ground in friendlies was it? Fuck off, that’s a joke, play in your desert, cunts.

      Just watch, Man Utd will to the top again and they’ll get spunked on by the glory hunting fuck-nuggets in the media…

  22. I would, but only if she put a Villa shirt on for occasion.

    Same for Vorderman, although she’s turned into such a gobby cow that I’d gag her with a Villa sock first.

    Ah, such sweet dreams…

    Morning all.

  23. I’m not on Twitter, but I know what it does to people.

    Makes them angry. Rachel is no exception. She’s part of the mob.

    Albert Camus said something that pertains to twitter users.
    ‘The beggar bins by demanding justice, but ends by wanting to wear a crown’.

    As for supporting Man Utd, vast numbers of kids at my school supported them, as well as Arsenal, Liverpool and Tottenham, and I went to school in deepest Sussex.
    I supported Southampton for a few years, then Chelsea. Since the early 2010s ive been a bit keen on Bournemouth. I generally like to see teams from the South outside of London do well.
    Hate all the tribal shit.

  24. When Fergie won his first league title in 1993, loads of these celebrity shitheads crawled out of the woodwork and claimed to be lifelong reds. They included,,,,

    Ulrikunt Johnsson.
    Zoe Ball.
    That cunt who played Victor Meldrew.
    Angus ‘Supercunt’ Deayton.
    Vic Reeves.
    Bobby ‘Comedy Mick Jagger’ Gillespie.
    That fat cunt off EastEnders (Phil Mitchell).
    The Spice Dogs.

    All were seen around Old Trafford larging it and acting the star in the mid 90s. And all got in for free. Bastards, one and all,

    But I would say that Riley is the worst of them. Because – while the others have all pissed off – Riley is still hanging about like a rotten stench. What’s more, the trollop thinks she is some sort of sporting and moral authority and some kind of oracle, who thinks her opinions are valuable. Well, anything pre-93 from MUFC’s history and she will know fuck all about it. And as for her ‘moral’ stance regarding Greenwood and Antony? Didn’t she leave her old man for some slimeball she met on Strictly Cunt Dancing? And didn’t she get up the stick by him sharpish?
    Say no more,,,,

    • I’m a Sheffield United for 40 years Norman, obviously we haven’t got the bandwagon jumpers as we’ve won sweet fuck all in 90 years. But I can imagine the bandwagon jumping with Man Utd and now City gets right on your tits as it does mine. I’ve watched Sheffield United from the old Fourth Division to the Premier League and back down again. I can’t imagine Rachel and her ilk doing that.

      • It happened with Blackburn Rovers too, Bob.
        In 1995, when they scabbed that league title because Cantona was banned, scores of knobheads wore Blackburn shirts in Manchester. Now, you don’t see any.

        I know hardcore Kippax Blues who hate what success has brought to Man City. All these Chinese fuckers with iphones at the home games.

        I hate any MUFC wagon jumpers, of course. But I particularly despise the loudmouthed Irish ones. Think they have a divine right, just because George Best came from Belfast. They really are loud irritating gobshites. Talking of which, that can’t do accents cunt James Nesbitt is another gloryhunting ‘Lifelong United fan’ twat.

  25. All I can say about Chelsea is I supported them since Hoddle was manager, but I’m far less keen on them now. I’ve got more affinity for Ajax and AC Milan, my two favourite foreign clubs since even before I supported Chelsea.

    • Used to like the skirmishes at Chelsea. A good tough side in the 80s, with Colin Pates, Pat Nevin, our old boy Micky Thomas, Paul Cannoville and the great Kerry Dixon.

      Stamford Bridge was probably the moodiest and most intimidating away ground there was at the time.

  28. I don’t fancy Rachel Riley.
    She’s got crab eyes.

    Ten to two.
    See round corners.

    Put me off my stroke

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