I’m teetering towards my mid 50s and having some decidedly odd side effects.
My eyebrows are starting to make me look like a Gallagher brother,
My nostrils have filled with hair,
But most worrisome the tops of my ears have sprouted furry points
Like a lynx.
What’s the evolutionary advantage of a middle age removal man having furry Vulcan ears?!!
Now I’m not one of those male grooming puffs.
As many of you know I sport a beard that would guarantee me a walk on part in the Hobbit.
But that’s by choice
I have control over that.
So what else is in-store for me?
A tail?
Will I moult in summer?
Am I more prone to ticks an fleas?
How did Lon Chaney deal with this?
Luckily vanity isn’t one of my failings.
Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt
Random extra body hair is Mother Nature’s way of compensating us for the curse that is known as balding.
Also, I used to have really hairy legs. These days, my calves are hairless, and shins have a few token hairs hanging on for grim death.
My eyebrows, however! Dear Lord.
Anyone remember the Thunderbirds?
Those huge eyebrows, yep, that’s me.
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seeing that header pic reminded me of an old joke ”
“mummy mummy why do all the kids at school call me werewolf?”
“oh shut up and comb your face”
It’s a cracker😆
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