Iuliia and Clive Gurzhii

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A cunting for this daft hippy dippy Earth mother bint and her cuckold husband. They flew 4,000 miles so she could give birth on an exotic beach in St Lucia so she could “fulfil their dream of welcoming their second child in the most natural way possible”. Boasting on Instagram to other self-absorbed bellends more like.

When her water broke early and she gave birth at sea when in transit to this Caribbean Narnia, it triggered a bureaucratic nightmare as they are unable to register the birth or get a passport to get back to the UK as well as running low on food and money.

I have no doubt family members are trying to raise the necessary moolah through GoFundMe to bring these pair of attention seeking twats home. Let them get a dinghy, every other cunt does.

Anyway what’s wrong with Skeggy?

Mirror

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Cunters you will have to follow L/L’s link to see the couple in question, all the pictures I found included the child and infants do not belong on here, C.A.

72 thoughts on “Iuliia and Clive Gurzhii”

  1. Should of gone to Dover beach and shat the sprog out, pretending to be immo’s and would be in a Mayfair mansion by now.

    But let me guess its the government’s fault.
    They should have a team of civil serpents on it and a chartered plane ready for a airlift.

    Cunts I hope the baby is taken in to care plus any others their have..

    Oh and good morning all.

  2. Good morning.

    Apparently, the Foreign Office should be getting them home, so they’re not selfish, irresponsible bastards at all!

    Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to breed.

  3. Good Morning

    Only attention seeking cunts spell their name without a capital letter at the beginning. What a narcissistic world we live in.

    • It’s a capital ‘i’, not a small L so pronounced in ‘Yulia’. The english equivalent is Julia, although it’s a rather weird spelling with the ‘ii’ in the middle, but it’s a common name around the world.

  4. Flying 4000 miles to give birth in the most natural way?
    It seems the most unnatural way to me.
    Stupid cunts.

    • Yes Duke, I’ll bet they also campaign for all this green bollocks and protest against climate change.

  7. Gurzii? That’s a Ukrainian name. Luliia? That’s a Turkish name and I doubt this cunt’s real name is “Clive.” So a Turk and a fucking Ukrainian eh?
    So what’s it got to do with the British 🇬🇧 government then? They can fucking stay there or take their foreign brat back where they came from. Fucking whining fucking immos.

    • Tenuous at best:

      ‘Gurzhii is most frequently held in Ukraine, where it is carried by 4 people, or 1 in 11,380,674. In Ukraine it is most common in: Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, where 25 percent reside and Kiev Oblast, where 25 percent reside. Besides Ukraine this last name is found in 3 countries.’

      See my reply to Wanksock above re Iuliia.

      • I’m also puzzled how a name that appears only once in over 11 million people can be described as common, in any context whatsoever.

    • Aye, the way that’s worded, the cunt’s real first name definitely isn’t Clive & English isn’t his first language. Stupid fuckers didn’t think this one through, but everyone is ‘traumatised’ so I guess we all have a responsibility to dip in to help them out. They can kiss my arse, the scrounging cunts!

    • Only £14,872 out of £15,000 to go.
      How about we have a whip round on IsAC for the poor souls?

    • They’re complaining that their own country has abandoned them.
      I see they didn’t mind abandoning an eight year old girl to go gallivanting round the globe.

    • They used a picture of their bab yet still only have £128 in the fund.

      Not much sympathy, then.

      • He says they don’t want sympathy, just as well eh?

        Sure you’ll be googling yourself daily Clive. Sure you’ll be suitably offended when you find this cunting.

        Top Tip: You’re in no position to be an arrogant prick. You’re meant to be the man of the household and it’s your responsibility to ensure the safety and security of your family.

        Ego trips often end in disaster and it seems your ego is the only thing to have survived the trip.

    • HAHAHA, five donations totalling £128 and the most recent was 16 days ago. What a deluded pair of cunts. Why the fuck should the government (tax payer) shell out to bring these arseholes back?

  9. Some people believe that having a baby is like going to Tesco to pick up a few bits of shopping and have no idea that the process doesn’t always go to their particular plan.

    My wife’s waters broke at 26 weeks with our first. We thought we had lost the baby but were bluelighted to Luton Hospital and were kept in for a week under observation. At 29 weeks, the little man couldn’t hold on so was born but stayed in hospital for 6 weeks on a ventilator. All unexpected.

    Imagine we had arranged something similarly as daft. At least you have specialist neo-natal care in the UK if it all goes tits up.

    “and her husband Clive” who seems no more than a cash and jism doner in the life of this silly fucking cow.

  10. Is this going to be a new thing for self absorbed fuck wits?

    Instead of having a normal birthday or anniversary celebration it’s now 4 nights in The Seychelles.

    A stag night is 7 days in Prague.

    Hen party…… A week in Benidorm.

    No registry office wedding.
    It’s got to be done on the beach in Mauritius.

    Not a thought given to the guests who may not have time, or may not be able to afford to get to these destinations.

    If you are a certain age you might get invited to half a dozen of these events a year.

    Did this couple actual do any research at all?

    If the woman had made it to St Lucia before dropping the sprog then it still would have taken months to register the birth and issue a passport for the baby.

    They obviously didn’t consider the possibility of her giving birth on route or of any complications from the birth.

    Probably no insurance either.
    I can’t see any insurance company covering a heavily pregnant women for a long haul holiday.

    So now they are stuck in St Lucia.

    Good.
    Fucking stay there.

    • Cheeky cunts do my head in. Had an old mate say he’s having his stag do in Vegas…with about a month’s notice (he’d only know his bird for a few months.)

      I assumed he was paying. I said something like, ‘You must’ve come into a few bob. I’m not sure I can get the time off, but I’ll try. Very generous of you anyway though if I can’t get time off.’ He looked confused and said I’d have to pay for my flights, hotel and food n booze.

      I just laughed and said I wouldn’t be going. He took offenceand sulked off. Seems he got similar responses though. He ended up paying for a minivan and our hotel rooms for Doncaster races lol.

      Silly twat with his Vegas.

      Worse are the cunts with cheeky wedding gift lists. Had one with lots of expensive shite on it. Nothing under about 80 quid if memory serves md right. Washing machines, ovens, sofas all sorts on there.

      Got them fuck all and didn’t go lol.

      Fuck them, the cheeky twats. Oh you want a tumble dryer from me do you? What, when you barely speak to me all year?

      Fuck off you cheeky twats!

      She was shagging some other bloke within 6 months anyway, the slag lol.

    • Yes it’s all very infantile.

      My maternal nan and grandad had their wedding reception in a local pub with sandwiches for the food.
      This frugality in their youth worked out well as my grandad later purchased 200 acres of farmland and three farms in the Sussex countryside.

      How many of the cunts who spend thousands on jetting to Las Vegas or the seychelles for nuptials and post it to Intsacunt will ever come close to making such a purchase?
      These airheads think they’ve made it by
      renting a Mercedes SLK and get VIP tickets to a seedy nightclub.

      • I can so identify with the views being expressed here. So many people in the generation a couple behind us seem to have their priorities in an order which to me borders on perverse. The complaining about not being able to get on the housing ladder, I have some sympathy because the housing market in this country is a long term disgrace. However I can’t help but notice that many of the younger folks doing the complaining have the latest and therefore most expensive gadgets, eat out regularly, take exotic holidays, have Sky and Netflix subscriptions, lease a shiny new car which they will never own, the list just goes on. When they complain that their wedding will cost well into five figures then any sympathy finally evaporates. We got married at Birmingham register office. No honeymoon, the money we had was used as deposit on our first home. We’ve lasted 49 years so far.

  11. I suppose these are the sort of people who moan about people flying all over the world with massive carbon footprints and killing the planet.

    But it’s okay for them of course because they are special

    • in addition when they do get back don’t be surprised if they do lots of interviews in the papers and on the BBC blame in the government for their nightmare journey blah blah blah blah blah

  13. Eat the placenta Clive ,
    It’s your only hope.

    They’re from Tameside.
    Home to the Moors Murderers and drHarold Shipman .

    That explains it for me.

    If iiiulliiia had asked me for a tropical birth she’d of got
    1) taken to Jewsons sandpit
    2) a can of umbongo
    3) a Bounty bar

    Daft fuckers

  14. All together now!

    ‘Daylight come and me want to go home.’

    HMS Entitlement will be dispatched immediately by second class post, you’ll need to provide your own foot pump.

    Toodle pip

    • Or how about a bit of beach boys magic.

      Let me go home!
      Why don’t they let me go home?

      This is the worst trip I’ve ever been on!

      • Maybe we should arrange a charity gig ‘Cunt Aid’, make it all about us? Make a few million, pay the expenses and send them the 3 pence that’s left over?

        They would appreciate that!

  15. I can see these foreign hippy cunts starting another “Windrush scandal” from their tropical slum.

    We can do without any further spurious bullshit as we have more than enough to be going on with.

    Let a fucking witch doctor sort the fuckers out.

    By putting them in his colonial cooking pot.

    Good morning Gentlemen.

    • If the child were born in St.Lucia, does that mean it’ll grow up as a…. oh, what’s the word for somebody from St.Lucia….. a rapîst?

  17. Fucking idiots, some people reaiiy are retarded I for one won’t be donating to their go fund me page…. A St Lucia passport…. handy, not

  18. Good English name Gurzhi.

    Leave the pair of them there and give the baby to a couple who wont use it as a status symbol.
    If they care that much they’ll find a way back to the UK.

  19. Me an Mrs Miserable are renewing our vows.

    Although none of you are invited to the actual ceremony or God forbide the party after,
    I will be sending you all a heavily edited DVD.

    Your welcome to buy us gifts from the wedding list below

    Any acreage of land in Derbyshire Peak District (with or without building permits we’re aware of the cost of living)

    A campervan

    Snap on toolboxes

    Akita pups ( with vaccines please)

    And Highland cattle hides

    Cash gifts welcome £££

    We’ve kept it simple as we live frugally.

  20. Parents should be sectioned under the Mental Elf Act To fly at that stage of pregnancy is mental, to give birth on a beach? wonder what will happen to the kid when mummy and daddy are not happy with the kids birth gender. Fuck me gets better every day. The levels of fuckwittery that infuse what’s left of our society, mega
    .

  21. Ihuliia. Nice traditional British name that.
    Makes you wonder if there’s a little more to this ‘British woman’s’ immigration status than herself the Mirror are letting on.
    If she was a Tracy Smith from Tring, for example, with the relevant status, she’d probably be back home in her cosseted bubble by now.
    The foreign office clearly don’t give a fuck.
    Maybe she should hassle the government of the backward Eastern European country she left to ensnare her idiot partner and become a benefits funded yoga teacher.
    Go Fund Me?
    Go Fuck Yourselves!

  22. Asfor nstural? Why is the Carribbean any more natural than the British Isles?

    Stupid bitch just wants another holiday.
    She and her gormless husband are exactly the sort of entitled, irresponsible stupid cunt who shouldn’t be allowed to have children.

    • Be grateful you’re not a ‘starchild’. They had funny-shaped heads.

      Some people think they’re aliens
      Some think the heads were wrapped while the skull was still malleable.

  24. Some brilliant comments today, an excellent choice of cunting.

    Enhanced by Clive writing most of it himself.

  25. Maybe they should have asked Shamima Begum what happens when you fuck off and have your children in the sand?

  26. The desert island idyll is one much sought after by modern man. Back to nature. Jean Jacques Rousseau, Daniel Defoe, Oliver Reed, Tom Hanks, Pierre Teilhard de Chardin, all the great philosophers have dreamt of finding where we came from through communing with nature. Primal urges and the challenges of mere survival will surely surface is given free rein. Man is naturally good. Paradise reclaimed. Small wonder these enlightened cunts wanted a piece of all that.

    On the other hand, it means leaving behind the Golden Arches, Netflix, Dizney, vakzines, TiK Tok, Eastenders, NO FUCKING BENNIES! There will be no one to see the virtue signalling. No contest. Stay the fuck in bed with a pizza you fucking twats.

    Good morning, everyone.

    • Funny how they never want to ‘commune with nature’ in somewhere without a beach and a bar serving rum cocktails.

      These hippy types are deluded and full of it. They wouldn’t last two seconds ‘communing with nature’ without the comforts of the 21st century.

  27. It’s clear to me now that much like a Bounty bar, Iuliia and Clive couldn’t resist the tase of paradise.

    • They don’t have the hood breeding and British can do attitude. Can only assume that the Ukrainians took pity on them and collected them.

      Clive’s now on the frontline complaining about the lack of facilities in the trench.

    • They’ll turn feral.

      Just a matter of time.

      It happened to Tom Hanks while filming Castaway.

      He had to be forcibly removed from the set for putting his winky in Wilson’s mouth and trying to bite the film crew.

      Although, he did the same on Forrest Gump.
      Failed his 11Plus exam,
      Got enlisted in the military and bit the film crew.

      Sort of a pattern emerging.?

      Probably a method actor?

      Or a genuine retard.

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