A cunting for this daft hippy dippy Earth mother bint and her cuckold husband. They flew 4,000 miles so she could give birth on an exotic beach in St Lucia so she could “fulfil their dream of welcoming their second child in the most natural way possible”. Boasting on Instagram to other self-absorbed bellends more like.
When her water broke early and she gave birth at sea when in transit to this Caribbean Narnia, it triggered a bureaucratic nightmare as they are unable to register the birth or get a passport to get back to the UK as well as running low on food and money.
I have no doubt family members are trying to raise the necessary moolah through GoFundMe to bring these pair of attention seeking twats home. Let them get a dinghy, every other cunt does.
Anyway what’s wrong with Skeggy?
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.
Cunters you will have to follow L/L’s link to see the couple in question, all the pictures I found included the child and infants do not belong on here, C.A.
Wow, deserting the 8 year old to piss off round the world with some half-arsed, unresearched non-plan to get sand up your flange.
Who could possibly have forseen that the consequences of their own actions would bite them on their arses?
This is even worse than “2 week holiday in Cyprus but can’t afford a pizza” woman.
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just wondering, did they have insurance and would it cover this event?
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Update! there’s a hurricane forming in the Atlantic right now and heading for the Caribbean. Hopefully it will hit Haiti and destroy the most savage and backwards country outside of Africa.
I think I might know what gave them the idea, saw a video about some stupid hippy cunt who went to a South American rain forest to give birth in a river. Imagine my disappointment when the baby wasn’t eaten by a caiman. Probably a transexual climate activist now.
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Back in the ’60s I used to do a bit of hippydom in India but always with a flush toilet. Nothing more toxic than hippy shit. Place to go before it all got fucked up was Goa. Magical vibe, palm trees by the sea, miles of golden sand, open air dining, open air drug use, open air fucking. Not too much clap about then and anti-biotics still worked. It took Mick Jagger to pox me up. Genuine free love courtesy of The Pill you see.
Looking back at the holiday snaps I have to admit that I was a beautiful long haired boy then and the fillies were very obliging. Alas Tempus Fugit, now yours truly is an ancient fat old fuck as are most of the fair fillies that tempted me. Referring back to the topic, there were tribes of feral Chelsea dahling brats of the lower upper classes unleashed by their spaced out parents to celebrate Gaia and get inducted into Life.
Little Tarquins and Cressidas in their tie dye kaftans puking up all over the golden sands abandoned to the communal creche while their parents are away on their Tantric sex workshops and picking up the latest Psychobabble. Then Ralph and Ffiona were ready to party the night away. There were the occasional gang rapes and beach robberies but the most dangerous jasper on the beach was the itinerant ear cleaner who would walk up to hippy cunts sleeping off their Nirvana and stick a small metal spoon in their ears and clean out the earwax for a few Rupees. I fought a few of those cunts off. Legendary ear infections were the result if they got you.
Legendary times but if any Cunter wishes to follow the old hippy trail to South India be warned that India is the rape centre of the world – perhaps that might be an attraction for some of you.
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You have all correctly weighed this conman him up. scrounging cunts. He took 50,000 out of his dying father’s bank account, cancer and severe Dementia back in 2019, also bought a MotorHome out of his father’s money? Put his house on the market while he was still living in it. Both low life scumbags. His real name Clive Fitzpatrick, (Google his name wreckless driving, cheetling cross country runs. Also goes under other names. He is a bigamist still married to his first Ukrainian wife. No regard for the law what’s so ever. He should be charged endangerment of a child life, no regard for baby safety, giving birth on a yacht, no medical help available, no common sense to get home with a passport for a baby. Abandoned with 8 year old daughter in the uk with probably strangers cos they couldn’t get a passport for her. Selfish dangerous act.
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