Congratulations to the cunt man of alcatraz who earns himself the distinction of winning Dead Pool 300 by picking the legendary British impressionist Mike Yarwood who has died aged 82.
On to Dead Pool 301 :
The rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it idls first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)!It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching picks mid pool unless they are already taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
Swap Tim West for
Linda Nolan 👍👍
0
Sorry Linda Nolan was named earlier as well.
0
King Charles
Neil kinnock
Tom Baker
Rushi sunak (fatal accident)
0
Sidney Cooke
John Savident
John Woodvine
Joss Ackland
Larry Goodman
0
Udo Kier
Tim Curry
Richard Dreyfuss
Bill Cosby
Menzies (Ming) Campbell
0
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Archbishop Hollingworth
0
Douglas Hurd
Jim Lovell
William Daniels (KITT’s voice)
James Earl Jones
Peter Higgs (of the boson)
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Dominic Chianese
Gene Gotti
0
John Astin
Jo Guest
Doreen Lawrence
Sandi Toksvig
Bobby Charlton
0
Edna O’Brien.
Michael Craig.
George Chakaris.
Thelma Holt.
Jeanne Moody.
0
Pat Boone
Herb Alpert
Sergio Mendez
Barbara Eden
Walter Koenig (Chekov; Star Trek)
0
Recently saw his mug, pictured with that fellow 80s booze/coke/fornicating casualty, Richard O’Sullivan outside Brinsworth House, a 80s showbiz mafia funded retirement home for “elderly thesp’s…Where they, are/were residents.
Oooh Betty, the cat’s shite in my beret!
….I can’t go on with life at Thames TV….or anywhere else, to be honest.
I think I’ll eat a shotgun instead as it’s preferable to hawking this pathetic shitshow around. Answers on a postcard to Alli Bongo, care of David Nixon’s Magic Box, Lung Cancer ward F, Thames TV, Teddington Lock, Middlesex.
0