Dead Pool [301]

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Congratulations to the cunt man of alcatraz who earns himself the distinction of winning Dead Pool 300 by picking the legendary British impressionist Mike Yarwood who has died aged 82.

On to Dead Pool 301 :

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it idls first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)!It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless they are already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

47 thoughts on “Dead Pool [301]”

  5. In there Cunt Man.

    Mike was great at what he did. A funny man in a time before all this woke bollocks. RIP

    Patsy King
    Denis Law
    Andy Taylor
    Anne Reid
    Ann Blyth

  6. Billy Connelly
    Willie Nelson
    Rob Burrow
    Bobby Lennox ( Lisbon lion)
    John Macvie ( fleetwood Mac)

  7. I wonder if the BBC will do a tribute show, featuring Mike Yarwood’s greatest moments? I doubt it very much. They are too busy bigging up blacks, poofs and trannies, instead of recognising one of their biggest stars and ratings pullers (which he was). Too white, too un-PC. Sweep him under the Beeb carpet like he never existed.

    And incidentally, Miserable Northern Cunt, Mike was a lifelong Stockport County fan.

    • Aye up Norman,
      Yeah born an raised in Bredbury, Stockport.
      Shame.
      Decent bloke according to everyone who knew him.

  9. Yoko fucking Ono
    Shane McGowan
    Danglebert Pimoledick, Please release the cunt
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price

  10. Congratulations Cm of A

    The US Senate edition:

    Mitch “the Bitch” McConnell of Kenfucky (Not to be confused with former Indiana Governor and Bush Jr director of OMB, Our Bitch Mitch Daniels).
    Republicunt/Uniparty
    Die-Anne Feinstein of Commiefornia. Demonrat/Uniparty
    John “Uncle Fester” Fetterman of Penisylvania. Demonrat/Uniparty
    Chuck “the Schmuck” Schumer of Jew York. Demonrat/Uniparty

    And someone I personally believe transcends the cosmological proportions of cuntitude…

    Crazy Mazie Hirono of Nippon. (The despicable cunt actually represents Hawaii but was born in the Land of the Rising Sun). Demonrat/Uniparty

    And for extra credit I nominate the closeted sword swallower from South Cuntolina, Miss Lindsey Graham. Republicunt/Uniparty (But only if he dies during a threesome with Latent Homo Barry Obummer and his Tranny “wife” Michael.)

  11. Sepp fucking Blatter
    Michel fucking Platini
    Jerome fucking Valcke
    Jack fucking Warner
    Geoff bastard Hurst

  13. Alex Ferguson
    Lucy Letby
    Alan Greenspan
    Stephen Darby ( former footballer)
    Jason Bowen (former footballer)

  14. Congratulations Cnut Man.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Norman Jewison
    Desmond Morris
    Roger Corman
    Len Deighton

  16. Alexei Navalny
    Igor Girkin
    Alexander Bortnikov
    Konstantin Ogienko
    Viktor Trukhin (if not already RIP)

  19. Well done Cunt Man of Alcatraz and , apparently, Shaun

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall
    Tom Lehrer

    RIP Mike , you kept us entertained in the ‘70s.

  20. RIP Mike and good shot Cuntman.

    Colin Jeavons
    Tony Soper
    Quincy Jones
    Peter Jay
    Sian Phillips

  21. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Well struck, Alchy.

  23. Woody Allen
    Woody Harrelson
    Arlo (son of Woody) Guthrie

    Don’t know any more Woodies, so they’ll have to do.

  25. John Williams (Composer)
    James Galway
    Roger Whittacker
    Michael Aspel
    Richard Chamberlain

    Well done.
    Thought he was already dead.

  26. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

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