Danniella Westbrook [4]

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For the avoidance of doubt, let me say from the outset that I don’t really have an issue with the fair Danniella. No, this is less of a cunting and more of a plea.

Please dear, just disport yourself less in front of the camera. I don’t want to see pictures of you ‘channeling your inner Marilyn Monroe’, or trying to recreate iconic Pam Anderson moments from ‘Baywatch’ (Jesus). I’m pretty certain that not many other people do either.

In particular I most certainly don’t want to see pictures of your latest boob job. Frankly to a tit man like myself they’re more than a bit offputting.

It’s not a good look, so cover up and stay away from the camera, there’s a good girl. Frankly, you’d be doing yourself as much of a favour as you would the rest of us.

The Sun Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

132 thoughts on “Danniella Westbrook [4]”

  2. I’ve always admired her in a way.

    To do so much beak that your nose falls off and your face caves in without your heart exploding takes some doing.

    She must’ve been snorting 20 grams a day for years, the fucking mad cunt.

    • Daniella must have a heart to rival that of Mark Allen – the man recognised as one of the greatest triathlete’s in history.

  3. Fuck me, that is rough…….and fucking ugly. “Inner Marilyn Monroe?” More like Monroe Bergdorf, that fucking trannie.
    Why is the media so interested in this old scrubber? She can’t sell newspapers surely?

  6. Between Danniella Westbrook and Katie Price, our chavvy tabloid fodder must be keeping every dodgy Turkish dentist and butcher surgeon in business. Albanian drug lords have built mansions in the old country and sent their kids to expensive British public schools thanks to Danniella’s nose. Well, what’s left of it anyway.

  8. Her and Katie Price are going to go full lesbian soon. No mere gentle 69ing for them.
    No, it’s going to be elbow-deep fistings fore and aft whilst Zoe Ball beats them both with a croquet mallet, collapsing Daniella’s already splintered facial bones even further until her face resembles the Chicxulub crater in the Yucatán peninsula.
    I have paid their agents for this to happen, it only cost £600 for them to go to town on each other, a total bargain.
    Poor Danilella will be crushed, both physically and mentally. Luckily her mangled body will just about squeeze into a Deliveroo top box on the back of a moped, so Joe Pasquale is going to drop her round my house where new levels of sexual horror await her and she’ll beg for death.

  9. I think when her nose disintegrated, half her fucking brain went with it.
    Imagine spending money on her glands and being seemingly content with looking like Sloth from the Goonies.
    Demented cunt.

    • I loved that story of her ex, Brian Harvey of East 17 was it?

      Ran over himself while off his tits.

      Imagine a night out with those two back in the day?

      “I’m off out love. Not sure if I’ll make it back. Tell the kids I love ’em just in case.”

  13. Maybe one day evolution will make it so that all of us have just one big fuck off nostril?

    But until that day, Daniella must hide in the shadows, labelled a freak by the rest of mankind,
    Using double duvet covers as hankies and frigging herself off with a sinex inhaler.

  14. Her, manc mayor Andy Burn em, and Joaquin phoenix should form a cleft palate super group.

    The Twisted Lips.

    It’s lip to be square
    Lippy lippy shake
    The crystal lip
    Lip of fools

  15. Mike Tyson used to go around with a whole brick of cocaine as his personal stash,
    and got punched in the face for a living, but he’s still intact.
    She must have fallen in a bathtub of the stuff.

  18. You better watch out she has two hard bruvvas.
    Both bald,
    One gay
    One down syndrome

    They’ll fackin do you john

  19. The second photo in the Sun link is reminiscent of Albert Steptoe when he screwed his face up.

    “Aaaaaaarooold!”

  20. The Sun never changes does it?

    This is self-inflicted so I have limited sympathy, but you need to be a psychopath to work for that paper.

    If I was her dad i’d be in fucking tears.

  21. It’s an odd one.

    Surely with the miracles of modern surgery, they can do something for her face?

    But Jeez, those tit scars look nasty…

  22. Well it just goes to show that genetics are a winderful thing.

    What with a mountain of marching powder and multiple dodgy surgeries most doctors would have given this bugger a year at most back in 2001.

    Still going strong,eating doughnuts and giving Thomas the horn.

    Bravo.

    • Winderful?

      Where fucking auto correct when you need it?

      In fucking turkey getting its tits done.

      Cunt.

  24. I read summat where she said she needs more surgery because the bones in her face are rotting away due to the ten tonnes of charlie.

    She’s already looking like one of those 1970s gurners with the lifeguard ring around her neck.

    What happened to those gurners anyway? I miss ’em.

  26. She could make a fortune by being the world’s first talking frog.
    Miserable should put a picture of her on his country cream gates to keep the riff raff away.

  28. They say the riders in the Tour de France have the strongest hearts of all. I think it was Miguel Indurain whose heart beat at about 28 beats a minute due to extreme physical and heart fitness.

    I’ve just pictured Daniella whizzing past the Kings of the Mountains going up a steep climb on a Raleigh Chopper while smoking a f a g.

  30. She’s really rather pathetic.

    What she doesn’t seem to get is that the shits from the Sun are mocking her, and her slag Sister-in-arms, Katie Price.

    Unfortunately, females with the IQ of a turnip seem to think the Sun is somehow deifying these muppets, so they go out of their way to emulate them, resulting in the Godawful sight of camel toe in fake Ugg boots on every high street in the UK.

    Eeeuurrggghh! Right puts me off my Greggs breakfast meal deal!

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