Toco [2]

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The Japanese man who thinks he’s a collie goes for his very first walkies in public.

Daily Fail Link.

He says he was very nervous. How? Did he spell it out on an alphabet board? He’s a fucking dog, they can’t speak.

Why isn’t he in a secure home ( for the mentally deranged) and not walking the streets. Incidentally, I worry about the person who took him walkies.

What if he decides he’s got rabies, and does a Cujo?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

51 thoughts on “Toco [2]”

  1. I’ve sometimes thought I’d like to be a cat when I see the lives our cats lead. But then I consider that they get their balls cut off at an early age.

  2. A couple of problems with this individual’s unusual peccadillo.

    Firstly he’ll boil in that suit on a hot day and, secondly, if some mad rottweiler takes exception to his cuddly collie during walkies he could end up sans twig n berries with a few splintered bones in the bargain.

    Daft cunt.

  3. Most disappointed to hear he eats fake dog food. What kind of dog is that? I want to see him wolfing down a tin of Pedigree Chum the fucking phony. A couple of Rottweilers giving him a good shagging wouldn’t go amiss either.
    What a cunt. Do it properly or don’t bother.

    • A sad admission that it’s all a lie.

      Time to remove the dog clothing and pop on a straightjacket.

  5. It is generally considered humane and compassionate to euthanize a pet who is suffering.

    Let us do the humane thing and show this creature compassion.

  6. Does he pick up after himself when he curls a steaming log on the pavement?

    I imagine all dogs are toilet trained in Japan.. did you remember to flush and wash your paws buddy.

  7. “I rarely tell my friends because I’m afraid they will think I am weird.”
    But you are weird you stupid prick. Not as weird as a tranny though, who thinks he’s a woman. But for some reason trannies get the support of politicians and the media whereas wankers in dog costumes get laughed at.
    I think we could have a whole new category of victim here. Perhaps they could take him to a primary school and let him sniff the children’s’ privates. That would go down well with the BBC and the Guardian.

  8. This geezer really, really needs a girlfriend.

    It’s a pity that he didn’t decide to be a dolphin.
    On his first public outing he would have drowned himself and done everyone a favour.

    Silly cunt.

  10. Typical jap.
    A deviant.

    His grandad fought on a south sea atoll 20yrs after the war,

    His dad collects squid porn and school girls knickers.
    That and the constant threat of Godzilla?
    End up with a bloke in a lassie suit.

    I don’t find him ” cute”
    Or harmless.
    I don’t sympathise or condone it.

    He should be kicked to death. Morning.

    • Evening, MNC,

      Hope all’s well with you and yours.

      A pal of mine once described the Nips as “the Germans of the Orient – deviants!”

      That was about a decade back. That description’s stuck with me since.

  11. A few years back if a member of the family exhibited such behaviour then the remainder of the family would confine the person to the attic or place them in a discreet home for those of a similar ilk hundreds of miles away. Rarely spoken of but treated humanely they would spend their remaining days, drooling making odd noises and when allowed out for supervised fresh air eating butterfly’s
    By acting this way though some may think this a harsh barren treatment, the family were spared the social disaster of uncle Timmy shagging the postman’s leg then pissing up a lamppost. Nowadays we poor souls have to put up with a constant barrage of weirdos, deviants and such like every time we set foot outside our door. I know which method of dealing I prefer. Soon get used to odd noises from the attic or a 400 mile journey to the north of Scotland not too bad if you fit the vist into your holiday planning. Only once a year and you know he loves to sniff the children.

  13. Honestly the fact that this qualifies as “news” and he has 30,000 followers on YouTube tells you something about the way the world is going. I’m not quite sure what it tells you but it ain’t good, I know that much.

    • Its literally going to the dogs!

      perhaps he is now self identifying as a dog just as some schoolgirl identified as a cat not so long ago.

      just invent yet another gender type and you will have the same rights as everyone else.. although i hope Lassie here does go all randy and start humping someone’s leg!.

      • I wonder if Prince Andrew, or whatever he is called now, will start dressing as a corgi.
        Suits you, Sir!

  14. Poor fucker is a victim.
    If he says he’s a dog, then he’s a dog. End of.
    Should be a march planned to protect his canine rights. Or ‘their’ canine rights.

    • They-them had better not stray into China. Their idea of canine rights would be to eat the daft bastard.

    • Oh I bet he does!
      That’s part of the thrill.

      That and getting his anal glands checked.

  17. You ask –
    ‘…Why isn’t he in a secure home ( for the mentally deranged)…’

    There’s a simple answer to that one…

    He is ‘in’ one, and unfortunately we’re trapped on it with him and the rest of the fucking deviantii freakshow.

    • Dogs sren’t generally on the menu in Japan.

      You might be thinking of another East Asian country

      • Korea.
        They eat dogs

        But bet it wouldn’t take much convincing to get a jap to pull up a chair at the table?!

        The yanks have my eternal gratitude for nuking them.

      • The Japs love their seafood, but also produce top quality beef.
        The Han Chinese love a plate of tripe.
        You’d feel right at home, Mis’.

      • The Japanese are renowned for their xenophobia.
        But I’m sure they’d extend the hand of friendship to an English flasher.
        Especially one as distinguished as MNC.

  22. Going out walkies with all that Lassie fur, its tempting for someone to set the cunt alight and he would let out a real WOOF.

    • The body shapes all wrong.

      Little stumpy legs.
      More like a hairy crocodile.

      But suppose if I looked like a jap,
      Bucktoothed
      Goldfish faced
      I’d consider hiding in a dog costume.

      Hirohito
      Kamikaze pilots
      Yoko Ono
      Mr mayagi

      All bastard’s.

  23. Ps

    In karate kid Danny come under the power of much older man Mr Mayagi.

    He taught him to ” wax on wax off”
    And encouraged him to fight other boys clad in pyjamas.

    I’d of been very worried about Daniel if I was his parent.

  25. I personally don’t see what the fuss is about. I get a huge kick from dressing in a human suit, and I completely sympathise with Tojo…er…Toco. It looks good enough to eat, in fact.

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