That pair of cunts Sunak (14)&Starmer (21)go head to head

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Who wins? The Speaker of the House, of course. Splendid bloke, Lindsay Hoyle. Rough as a bears arse.

This is magical, you don’t need to watch more than three minutes to see that Rishi is trying to blame the huge NHS waiting lists on striking medics.

Sorry, mate. That horse won’t run. Over 7 million people haven’t suddenly appeared in the last nine months, so maybe blame Brexit or Covid. After all, every other cunt does!

And Starmer, could he part his hair any further down? You’re fooling no one, Kier.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

70 thoughts on “That pair of cunts Sunak (14)&Starmer (21)go head to head”

    • Orthodoxy and Catholicism nigh twelve hundred years ago ,need a few more heads nowadays.

      • Give over, it’s an innocent comment about how bizarre a two headed snake looks.

      • I know you’re probably smarting about previous comments I have made towards you Cuntamus, and I apologise for those. However, this whole ‘feud’ started when YOU turned things nasty on one of my dog-related nominations. Don’t forget that.

      • On the contrary you did say you would like to see dogs being boiled alive on a different nomination, and I said you were broken, then you developed a problem. It is an entirely rational reaction to animal cruelty.

        Why leave a silly comment about my house after a post that wasn’t even related to you?
        Why the beef over a nomination that didn;’t require a link, yet admin thought it was general enough not to require one?

        Others have pointed out your general sourness of late so don’t think this is any sort of feud.

  4. That image is a huge disservice to snakes,they keep vermin numbers down..

    The 2 cunts in the nomination want to keep that number up.

  5. Both cunts. Neither represent the views of ordinary citizens ie those who have to work for a fucking living. Placemen. Fuck them and the parties they rode in on.

  6. I may be wrong, but I have a theory that Starmer is actually a life size Gerry Anderson puppet.

    If/when Labour gets in at the next election, the hard left will cut his strings almost immediately.

    Morning all.

    • Are you aware of one of the Dames MPs has shown the dinghy rats how to claim benefits?A disgrace.Oven and double oven.Scum.

    • To test that theory play anything by The Shadows in his vicinity. If his head starts wobbling and he hops around with his arms out in front then it’s true.

  7. I’m sorry to say my mind wandered onto imagining Penny and Ange getting down to some girl-on-girl action on that big table. It was either that or listen to what was being said and slowly lose the will to live.

  9. “Over 7 million people haven’t suddenly appeared in the last nine months”…I bet it seems that way to the residents of Dover, witnessing the unending invasion of sponging darkıe bastards.

  10. One big pantomime. Kwahr Starmpot and Itchy Ballsack arguing over policy.

    They might as well stop with the bullshit and just nosh each other off instead.

    • A suicide pact would be more appropriate and would definitely lift the country’s spirits.

  12. Excellent nom Jeezum mate! Agree 100% with your opinion of Lindsay Hoyle; best speaker since Betty Boothroyd. Consider Gorbals Mick and the poison dwarf, fuck me what a desperately needed improvement of which we’ve been the lucky recipients. Those two prats have sunk without trace thank god and I just love Lindsay’s real-world accent. As for that shower on the Labour benches, seems to me that everything about Rayner says “slapper”, her bearing, her facial expressions, the way she talks, even the way she walks! And am I expected to take seriously someone called Thangham Debbonaire? Especially as she looks like a fucking Thunderbirds puppet.

    Oh Jesus, they could be in power soon!

  13. It’s easily sorted out.

    Anyone who is foreign is immediately struck off the list
    Anyone with dual citizenship, fuck of back to wherever to get treatment.

    That should give a more reasonable number on the waiting list.

    As for Rishi and Starmer, neither is in possession of a pair of bollocks.

  14. The creosote man and that jug-eared ankle-swinging cunt go ‘head to head’
    Behind closed doors no doubt, a treat for the degenerates, a full house then.

  15. My only contribution is thanking you for turning my stomach. Didn’t think it could get much worse after the yankie drivel earlier.

      • I’m a little busy at the moment PC, so only have time for a quickie (hopefully you’re having your lunch)…imagine the look on Sunak’s money wasting bud-bud-diing-face as an unlubed “Sir” Kier drives himself fully home into the PM’s entrails whilst a naked and oiled Diane Abbott (who, surprisingly, is still able to get her legs wide apart) dances for them and indulges her fore and aft incontinence over both ministerial participants.

      • Haha jolly good sport.

        Have them bathe in a vat of used Brighton “Pride” condoms afore festivities commence.

  16. The reality of Labour and the Tories is finally laid bare for even the dimmest of wits.

    Both Authoritarian
    Both keen on socialism
    Both ignoring the debt
    Both destroying British culture
    Both pushing through vanity projects
    Both full of cunts who’ve never worked in real jobs.

  17. Way off topic but the yanks have been knocked out of the girlies World Cup by Sweden 5-4 on penalties.
    Icing on the cake was that lesbian Megan rapper missed her penalty.
    Fuck off back to obscurity.

    • Watching that todger dodger bitch’s failure might be quite entertaining, GG! Hopefully the camera caught her reaction/misery.

    • What a god awful bitch she is. I will be seeking out her penalty miss and ensuing misery and wanking over it.

      Mind you, I’m surprised 9 ladies’ penalties actually had enough power to travel just over the 12 yards to back of the net.

      You go girls!

      The ‘Lionesses’ (how dare you assume their gendered species) play tomorrow I believe. No idea who they’re playing, couldn’t give a shit. I watched about 20 seconds of a game and turned it off as the standard was a joke, with the commentators/pundits refusing to criticise anything these useless lezzas do. Imposter syndrome x 10 all round ,I reckon.

      • Nigeria CB..

        I wonder if anyone will comment on the number of blacks in the Nigerian team?

        Sorry that’s allowed..

      • If some cunt ever had the balls, they’d respond to a criticism about ‘a lack of diversity’ in the England team with, ‘And the same goes for the Nigerian team then?’

        You can guaran fucking tee every pundit would be tutt tuting and shaking their heads. And you’d never be invited back. You might even be escorted of the premises by security within minutes.

        I’d just say, “Well what’s the fucking difference then? Is it that you always think more blacks good, less whites good, you fucking racist slags?

        Then smash up the studio as the police are called.

        Will never happen, sadly. All pundits are lobotomized then sodomized by Gary Crispmuncher before being allowed on.

      • That would actually be worth paying for..

        But like you said never gonna happen, a bit like me paying for sky and bt.
        Instead of watching it for free..

        “Don’t tell the coppers”

      • Just half watching the Charity Shield on ITV, with the insufferable Emma Hayes seemingly getting on Roy Keane’s tits. Trying to correct him and sheet. Looked like he was going to explode .Only half caught it but he was getting narky with the fake, know all-know nothing bint it seemed.

        Maybe Roy will finally lose it and scream, “And wat the feck d you know about footba anyhow, you stupid fat bitch?!’

        Go on lad!

    • Megan Rapist Knows is a supremely obnoxious, pink-haired imbecile and economically illiterate.

      • I am pretty certain that her popularity in the USA will evaporate; Yanks don’t like losers.

    • It may surprise some of you to know that there is much satisfaction here in Yankland over the loss of the Biological Cis-Women’s Soccer (yes I know you call it football) team.

      They might have done better if they had a few Trannies on the squad but all they had were a bunch of girls and a washed up old dyke.

      Word is they’ll be travelling back to the States on the Karma Bus.

  18. I’d vote to watch them fight to death with axes.

    Then I’d vote to have the filthy rabble that are all politicians gassed.

    Keep Britain Tidy.

  19. How can there be any kind of political debate between Wishi Washi and Rear Harmer when both their parties stand for the same things?
    Neither want to mention immigration as a problem.
    Neither have the will to reform the NHS.
    Neither want to renationalise utilities.
    Neither have the guts to call out gender bollocks as just that.
    Neither want to depoliticise the police.
    Neither have the balls to make the BBC behave or offer an alternative to the telly tax.
    Neither want to remain outside Europe.
    You’ll see more cutting debate between Linekunt and his bum chums on match of the day.
    And these cunts drone on about democracy, which is supposed to give the ordinary man a choice.
    There is no fucking choice anymore.

    • There’s only the ultimate choice of whether to vote or not. I don’t recall ever voting in local elections and unless Reform field a candidate in my constituency at the next General election I won’t be voting at all. I voted Conservative in 2019, they took my vote and wiped their arse on it. They can now fuck off.

    • You’re preaching to the converted.
      I’m sick of agreeing with this point of view.
      Something needs actually to be done.
      What?

    • Sadly no choice.All painted in the same colour.WEF stooges.I am dreading 2030 and the great bollocks reset.You vill own nuffink und be happy ja?Piss off and jump off a cliff.Shit weasels.

  21. Both are snake oil salesman. A multi millionaire and a human rights lawyer. What’s not to like? I think this country couldn’t go down the shitter any more than it has but these two are trying their best. Think illegal immigration’s bad enough at the minute? Wait till Keir Barmpot gets in. We truly are fucked.

  22. In the past few years you’ve had a Clown Car parade on Downing Street. Mavis May, Blo Jo, Dizzy Lizzy and Fishy Rishi.

    So what good is an election going to do? You elected Boris and the powers that be gave him the boot. So much for democracy.

    And in the next election you’ll probably get Dame Kweer and his/her/it’s Merry Band of Liebor Bandits.

    You need a revolution.

    Make England Great Again!

    MEGA

      • And the Rainbow Pimpernel won’t be able to save any of the modern day Aristocrats, aka the “elites.”

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