Sadiq Khan (42)

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The London mayor’s latest big idea is he’s going to stop hurty feelings on the Tube by encouraging men to say the totally not-puerile word “maaate” to their male friends if they say some wrongspeak. I wish I were making this up.

I’m sure there are some creepy cunts on the Tube we could all do without. The Daily Mail reports a man grabbing a woman’s hand and forcing her to touch his cock, which sounds to me like sexual assault. But in Sadiq Kuhnt’s head we don’t focus on stopping criminality like that, we focus on hurty words.

Maybe I’m being unfair? After all, his campaign is backed by such luminaries as Romesh Ranganathan, LADbible and someone called Max Selwood (big on TikTok apparently). And he even got some “behavioural scientists” to invent the word “maaate” for him. I hope they were well paid for that bit of groundbreaking academic research.

Or maybe it’s yet another total waste of time and money from Mr Kuhnt, which won’t make the blindest bit of difference to anything, other than to make everyone angry as we’re constantly patronised as we try to go about our day.

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89 thoughts on “Sadiq Khan (42)”

  1. Thanks for small mercies, Admin.
    At least you used a pic not a photo.
    A photo of that filthy, stinking pakı piece of shit would put us off our breakfasts.
    Sexy stuff aside, just who is this carpet-kisser getting his orders from?
    He knows full-well that everyone hates ULEZ, yet he ploughs along with it nevertheless. Who’s he getting kickbacks from?
    Fucking muzzıe cunt.
    Does he go off to Davos, etc with our unelected ding ding Prime Minister and suck Klaus’s WEF tinkle?

    • Once Sunak and Khan touch down in Davos, they are immediately made to dress up in black leather skintight jump suits by Schwab’s henchmen, a snooker ball is then strapped into their mouths before they’re bunged into a large suitcase.

      Once the party is in full swing at the secret underground tomb the following night, Klaus Schwab turns around to Joe Biden and says “Bring out the Gimps”

      Morning Thomas.

  5. I’m always saying “maaaate!! ” To people if I hear a slightly sexist comment.

    Upto now it’s gotten me knocked out five times and potted with a glass.
    I’m sure the stitches are worth it
    And I’ll get the sight back in my left eye.

    Worth it though to look like I’m down with the sisterhood.
    I might even get a sympathy shag?

    Hope so, hope she’s pretty!!
    You’ll have to tell me.
    My vision is permanently blurred.

    No fat chicks.

    • @ Mis

      I see Anthony Joshua behaved like a complete bell end after the fight last night.

      To call him a poor sportsman would be an understatement.

      Gets out the ring immediately after a ko without even checking on his stricken opponent before high fiving cunts at ringside and sharing a drink with obnoxious Irish wanker Connor McGregor or whatever his name is.

      Yet more weird behaviour from “the people’s champ”

      I think those repeated blows to the head from Andy Ruiz have sent the big numb stiff cunt funny upstairs.

      AJ – Retire now before you get hurt.

      • He started off scared to fuckin death,
        Hesitant as fuck.
        Wouldn’t mind but it was a fight made for him to get his confidence back!

        And like you Herman I thought his behaviour on not checking on Helenius disgusting.
        Utter cunt.

        Oh well, Doentay wilder next😄
        Let’s hope AJ ends up in the bed next to Sasha Johnson

      • They’re talking about fighting Wilder but I’ll believe it when I see it.

        Joshua looked terrified of Helenius so what the fuck will he be like when he’s sharing the ring with Deontay Wilder.

        Eddie Hearn will no doubt swerve that one and treat us to an all British match up between AJ and Dereck Chisora. On Pay per view of course.

  6. For a cunt who loves cameras he seems unaware that every bus, train and station in Londonstabistan is bristling with them. Why not hunt down the perpetrators and bang them up good and proper? No, this campaign is about spreading fear amongst the law abiding not to do anything about the trash he and his mates have filled the city with.
    Suckdick set out to turn Stabistan into a third world cunthole and he’s making a fucking good job of it.

  8. Today’s U-turn by Dame Keira is that she’s not going to extend Ulez zones round the country when she becomes Queen next year. Oh dear, poor old Genghis is going to be the only one left marching in time with the music.
    Incidentally, would people agree with me that anyone who doesn’t pronounce the letter ‘t’ in order to sound mid-Atlantic is a cunt of astronomical proportions?

    • That cunt Blair used to drop his aitches and tees to pretend he was a man of the people. He also said he watched Jackie Milburn play football. No doubt Blair is the Anti-Christ.

  9. My post didn’t even go to ‘moderation’.

    It simply disappeared when I tried to post it.

    There was nothing in it except for the way that Muslim women are treated in their own community.

    Are we not allowed to mention that?

      • You can’t use the correct words Barry.
        The same thing happened on the previous nom for this cunt.

        It’s a waste of fucking time nominating him if truthful comments immediately dissappear.

        I am sure that the moderators here are not doing this, so who the fuck has programmed this to happen?

      • WordPress Artie.
        It isn’t a human admin moderating the posts.

        Certain words will get you moderated.

      • I have just tried to post again.

        But any word that I thought that WordPress would pick up on was separated with full stops, spaces and brackets.

        There was absolutely nothing in either the first or second attempt that should have been moderated.

        It looks like Khan has also got control of WordPress.

      • Morning TAC, I think it’s something to do with WordPress, the platform upon which the ISAC site is built.
        The most amusing word that it bans for some reason is “dwárf”…just keep your finger on the letter for 1/4 second to get other options for that letter, like the ‘a’ in dwárf. My apologies if I’m patronising you!

      • Just tried again Thomas.

        Post disappeared immediately.

        I used accents over every vowel.

      • Mujeres musulmanas se han obligadas llevar una hijab.
        Tienen que andar un par de metros detrás de sus maridos.
        Matrimonios arreglados.
        Asesinatos de honor.
        Los abortos provocados de bebés hembras.
        Mutilación genital femenina.

        “No tiene que ver conmigo…… Maaaate”

        Pero no se puede dicir nada perjudicial a una mujer.

        Khan…… ¡Cabrón!

      • WordPress doesn’t do Spanish!

        If you can be bothered to use ‘translate’, for some fuck knows reason the exact same post dissappeared in English previously.

      • Saw that while working in Lutonkistan last week Minge Juice – funny as fuck was the convoy of Range Rovers, Mercs, Beamers etc all 4 up with the blokes and then half a dozen crappy Micras with the women in – driving half a dozen a car lengths behind – and then we are told that it US who are intolerant!

      • Parts seven & eight:

        “It has nothing to do with me…… Maaaate”

        But you can’t say anything harmful to a woman.

      • I’ll try posting them all together:

        Muslim women have been forced to wear a hijab.
        They have to walk a couple of meters behind their husbands.
        Arranged marriages.
        Honor killings.
        Induced abortions of female babies.
        Female genital mutilation.

        “It has nothing to do with me…… Maaaate”

        But you can’t say anything harmful to a woman.

        Khan…… You bastard!

      • no rumour has it .it could be comrade Corbyn. still never mind in a 1970s dystopian throwback .ulez wont exist.

    • I don’t think khan can rely on his ethnic vote now.
      Plenty of ethnic taxi drivers and small businesses would be effected by his ULEZ tax.

      They were out in force in Manchester against Andy Burnham’s CAZ rip off.

      Burnham did a swift U-turn and it’s been on hold ever since.

  11. Romesh Ranganathan is involved, it’s all right for him.

    He can harass women and then just blame it on he’s crazy eyes..

    I’m sorry I was trying to harass the women next to you.

    • Romesh looks like a Bollywood villian .

      His presence in anything won’t help anyone,
      He looks like a rapist.
      Like using Peter Sutcliffe or Levi Bellfield

      • Maybe peter Sutcliffe hit him on the head with a hammer to make his eyes go all googly.

  12. Although I fucking despise this evil goblin cunt I do enjoy his Orwellian approach to government.

    Long may it continue,hopefully to the point that the feral gangs of spoons loot every shop and set the whole fucking place ablaze.

    Nobody will notice but it will be a fine illustration of things to come in every other town and city now that we’ve allowed vermin to govern.

    Morning Gents.

    • Morning UT.. what’ll the nıg-noğs do when every goods-stocking shop finally shuts down and goes online?
      How will the rape-apes loot/shop then?
      Maybe they’ll start attacking Amazon Prime warehouses.

      • Morning Thomas.

        I hope that the greed of the corporations means they factor in heavily armed security,ensuring an escalating ultra violent war with the blek looting hordes of rubbish.

        Most entertaining.

      • Nah hopefully start kicking down residential doors in places like Kensington and Chelsea and Mayfair.

      • By then Amazon will have a fleet of robots to set set fire to intruders. There’ll be a war inside the depot.

  13. I enjoy sexist rants especially about women drivers,
    But if some little lamb bleated ” maaaaate..”
    It’d be a cue to do it more.

    See if we can make him cry!
    Dry his eyes with the Tampax in the men’s bogs.

    Grab his mam’s tits and pull his grans skirt up!😆

      • lmfao.Just imagining bill cosby going about with his chloroform rag on a rape rampage .c’mon bitch unzip my doodah zippity eh .your my 100th victim

  14. I’ve heard that rapists and other sex offenders are totally put off by their friends saying ‘maaaate’ .

    This is the greatest initiative since the last one on the tube , which was , if you can believe it, to report people staring , which is an assault apparently

  16. I don’t think khan has looked into the logistical nightmare of translating maaate into 30 or 40 sub saharan and sand rat dialects.

    Plus when they eventually come for him that armoured car won’t save him.

    I’ve seen every which way but loose they can strip a cadillac in 60 seconds flat..

  17. This will probably upset his core voters more than it upsets us. They are the cunts committing the crimes mostly.

    Google mu or mo sex offence London Underground and see what comes back.

    • White western birds know all about how grabby the South Asian gentlemen are on trains and in markets in their travels to the subcontinent.

      ‘We are squeezing the booby now!’

  18. Londonistan is a shithole, why does Khunt think the tube will be anything other than mass transport for cunts, maaaaate.

    North, South and East London boroughs to be collectively renamed as Savagelands

  19. There’s no doubt Khan is a despicable little cunt but it could get worse.
    If by some miracle the cunt gets the boot after the next mayoral election, i can see him being parachuted into a safe labour seat.
    From there, the egotistical, incompetent, useless fuckpig will undoubtedly make a run for party leader at some point.
    Prime Minister Khan is something my brain can’t or won’t process.

  21. He should visit Japan to get some up to date info re molesting women on public transport according to an associate of mine, in Japan, being a dirty bastard perv on trains and busses is almost a national sport. Even have a plethora of porn vids about the filthy habit. It’s not only women on the tube who get diddled, have been cases of male children being fiddled obviously girls as well. Since the massive increase in Londons ethnic population this sort of thing has increased in frequency, travel on the tube and your almost as likely to be touched up as if you were in a queue in the House of Commons (gender irrelevant) Suppose if makes life fun?

  25. So … you’re out in London on a weekend evening and see some cunt(s) armed with machetes murdering innocent people in the name of whatever shite they’re using to ‘justify’ their savagery … anyone think a “maaate” from the sidelines will be sufficient to make said savages see the error of their ways?

  29. Just an aside, but why don’t these eco-zealots slash the tyres on the government (tax funded) car that Khan gets chauferred around London in ? ?
    Khan isn’t on their side – if he were, ALL non-compliant cars would not be allowed in his new exclusion zone. As long as you’re prepared to £12.50, you can pollute the air as much as you like ? ?

    BTW, when the air quality is found to be ‘no different’ after 6 months of this ULEZ horsesh*t, (as TFR’s TUBE system causes far more pollution than any car) will Joe public get all their ULEZ fines refunded ? of course not.

    The poisionous lying runt need putting on top of a bonfire…

    • They are complete wankers, the lot of them. I saw a big green sign on the M60 last week. It said ‘This is a clean air zone’.

      On a fucking motorway?!!🤣

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