What is he singer, actor fashion model?
Or just a overhyped cunt.
Singer in a Cowell manufactured boy band, who probably got a few pre pubescent teens wet.
Then a solo artist!! Yep you got me?
Then popping up in films like Dunkirk and getting gushing reviews. For a walk on part.
Then a fashion icon, yeah if your icons look like they been into their mother’s wardrobe..
And finally the permanent marker looking tattoos, who did those, a fucking 16 year trainee.
Is he another in a long line of cunts famous for being famous.
I will let my esteemed cunters decide.
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.
Looks like a cunt to me!
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Well he may be famous for being famous, but I’ve never heard of him.
Is he related to Nobby Styles perchance? Now there was a fashion icon, much adored by the toothless amongst us.
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Actor, singer, fashion model ?
Whatever he is he shite at all of them- not that I know any of his ‘work’ apart from him ruining ‘Dunkirk’.
Cheers, chaps – seems to me autumn has arrived.
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This cunt freaks me out. Did he have a pearl necklace on a few months ago?
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Added to which, girls want to be boned by him, men want to bum him.
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What a moronic article.
The Louvre isn’t ‘decorated’ in priceless works of art, it exhibits them.
Cosmo is for cunts, as are Harry Styles and his music.
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At least the tattoos are on a man CP. In the link to Cosmo those pictures of women with piercings and tattoos, I just can’t handle it
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indont mind discreet tattoos and a couple of piercings but tats on the neck, whole sleeves and over the legs and back are too much.
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I can’t name anything by him.
Which makes me happy.
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Same here, SLaTfatC (ffs!). I also had no idea what the twat looked like until I saw the nom picture. Harsh to cunt him as I really couldn’t care less what he does.
PS Why are most blokes called Harry such mongs? No offence to our own Harry the Bastard, obvs.
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Thanks, but many have thought me a mong over the years….
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Nope, I couldn’t either. Not a clue.
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Like that annoying twat Ollie Murs. One minute he’s a pop star, then a tv presenter, then a radio presenter (I refuse to use the term DJ).
Part of the ‘anything to be or remain famous’ brigade.
The Spice Girls are past masters at this. Don’t give me all that bollocks about ‘girl power’.
One is reliant on a millionaire footballer.
One is reliant on a millionaire F1 boss.
Two are reliant on Loose Women.
And the scouse one with no tits pops up on soccer aid.
If you’re going to be famous, at least have some credibility or an enigmatic persona.
None of these cunts have either.
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How dare you insult our glorious multi-talented celebrity polymaths.
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Morning, FMC,
Jimmy Savile was the Godfather of DJ-ing, apparently. Nowt to be proud of that, is it?
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that annoying twat murs first appeared on TV screens as a contestant on ‘Deal or no deal.’ Won bugger all if I recall correctly.
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I aspire to be like Harry Styles, his masculinity is an inspiration to us all.
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He makes Jack Palance and Lee Marvin look like quares.
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He does non-stop dancing!
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All the way into oven.
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If all famous people are cunts and I am a cunt too, then why am I not famous?
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FFS What the actual fuck is he/her/it wearing. Act like you have a pair of gonads not wearing that big girls blouse dungarees.
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They’re not dungarees. that would almost be manly in a farmer chic kind of way.
That thar is a fucking leotard.
What a mincing little cunt.
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My bad, It still looks a cunt though.
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Oh yeah he is a cunt. You can judge the quality of a person by the company they keep and this little twunt has a track record for dating cunts. Caroline Flack, Taylor Swift and the Uber Cunt Herself Olivia Wilde: whom he was carrying on with on set whilst she was married and her Hubby was bringing their kids to visit mummy on the job. Was vey funny when hubby served her divorce papers whilst she was on stage giving herself an ego stroking. Major Cunts the pair of em.
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Totally agree – cunts attract cunts, like flies round a cows arse
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Talentless tattooed trash. I never could stand this vile poseur and nor could any other decent person. And Cosmopolitan has always been a lowlife publication at any rate, just like the rest of the modern media and the scumbags that it idolises.
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Send him to the Ukrain Eastern Front.
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All I know is that he makes himself look like a right fucking twat;
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10204649/Harry-Styles-dons-dresses-heels-covers-Dazed-magazine.html
Afternoon all.
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Fuck me the types who bowl from the pavilion end will be wanking themselves into a frenzy. What a gaylord it looks in that rig. Monkeypox anyone?
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Yes THAT’S the word I was looking for.
Gaylord!
Back in the day the cunt would have been spending his time in a Molly House.
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Spank me hard for changing the subject but this Rubiales and Spanish kiss (he must have been sprayed with Spanish Fly that morning) is right pissing me off.
I was recently reminded, of a similar situation with American Idol where a famous female presenter kissed (on the lips and inappropriately I might add) a rather young boy – was anything said, nope, nada, zip – in fact the whole audience roared with whoop de whoop.
Cunts.
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All I know about this cunt is he looks like a young Sam Allardcye, bodes well for his future in trend setting.
Likes to wear dresses and thinks Sam Smith is too butch.
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Sam Smith is the stone to Harry’s sponge in that monkeypox riddled relationship for sure.
I think I have just figured out the symbolism in Harry’s piss poor, drawn on with biro tattoos too.
What Harry is trying to tell us is that two white swallows give his tummy butterflies.
Isn’t that right Harry.
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Afternoon, Odin,
Nice to see another ‘Withnail & I’ reference make it into this post.
Harry Styles and Sam Smith are both a pair of terrible cunts.
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Sam Smith is starting to resemble Uncle Monty.
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I’ve been in Harry Styles house.
But then I move in more celebrity circles than you people.
I upset the locals by saying
“Who the fuck is Harry styles?!”
They’ve named a pasty after him in the local bakery.
Wish I had a pasty named after me☹️
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I know I’m going to regret asking this, but what are the pasties filled with, Mis?
Is it the cream of Sum Yung Guy?
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Will your pasties cost £34 for 4 Mis?
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You betcha .
Each with a long beard hair hidden in the filling 😁
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He should sack his tattooist.
Awful.
Puffs tattoos.
Fuckin butterflies?!!!!!!!
Wendy Craig motherfucker 🖕
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There’s a competition on to see who the Biggest Cunt is and he will probably be out trumped by Brooklyn Beckham
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Everyone is absolutely out trumped by Brooklyn Beckham in the cunt stakes .
Calls himself a chef now
Yeah I bet you’re work 18 hours a day learning your craft in a kitchen being shouted at by a French cunt
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It’s a fucked up world we live in where cunts like this are considered good looking
He’s number one on my list of celebrity sea TV matches . I’d fucking absolutely destroy him . Stupid leftist gaylord
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Death match . Stupid fucking phone
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Can we start cunting Grant Schapps please as he is a fucking useless poster boy and I am worried we’re going to get fucked now with his leading the MoD.
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The nominate page is up there ^.
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Legend has it, his kitchen and bathroom are immaculate. Harrys tiles anyone. Oh dear.
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*ba-doom tisssh!*
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He’ll go the way of Will Young, whatever that is, was, whatever…
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What’s a grown man doing in a low cut baby grow, covered all over with children’s stamps ?
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I bet the catamite has a tattoo around his bumhole saying “welcome “.
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Drown him in horse 💩💩💩. Chutney ferret.
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Doing all that cross dressing shit to get noticed and points of the virtue signalers. He is a twat.
And A-ha should sue the little cunt for his single ‘As It Was.’
‘Take On Me’ totally ripped off.
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Makes out he is a fanny magnet. But – like Robbie Williams* – I reckon it’s all a ruse. A screaming phag, and only a matter of time before he prances out of the wardrobe.
* Allegedly and all that crap.
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