Congratulations to King Cunt who has gone and won Dead Pool 297 by picking his long term pick Bob Barker the former host for many years of the American version of The Price is Right Bob Barker who has died today aged 99.He also hosted Miss USA and the Miss Universe contests years ago.He was also a long time animal rights activist.Barker was just 3 months shy of celebrating his 100th Birthday on December 12th.
On to Deadpool 298
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. No duplicates allowed.It is first come and first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.
5)Hits are awarded based upon chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Congratulations KC.
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Len Deighton
Norman Jewison
Desmond Morrison
Dustin Hoffman
1
Desmond Morris not Morrison!
0
Shane MacGowan
Linda Nolan
Frank Field
Steve McMichael
Roberta Flack
1
Tony Blair
Joe Biden
Killery cunton
Andy Taylor
Chris Witty ( by axe attack)
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Liza Minelli
Sally Thomsett
Carol McGiffin
He shoots, he scores!
Congratulations.
1
Oh God, Shaun nominated early.
The Grim Reaper appears, scythe balanced gently on his shoulder, bony claw ( sorry, hand) gripping the handle.
Please, don’t ever name me!
3
What’s worse is that the other bony claw is reaching across the ocean and pointing at former Chicago Bear great Steve “Mongo” McMichael.
No one is beyond his bony reach!
1
Dame Joan Plowright
Sir Michael Caine
Tom Lehrer
Alun Armstrong
Buzz Aldrin
1
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
Well struck, KC.
1
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Millicent Martin
Good darts KC
1
John Astin
Ram John Holder
Harvey Price
Doreen Lawrence
Sandi Toksvig
1
Clint Eastwood
Phil Collins
Rev Al Sharpton
Beast of Bolsover
Eric Clapton
0
Please let it be Al
1
Call me, Al?
2
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
Bruce Dern
Ray Reardon
Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
Bang on King Cunt
1
Jimmy Carter
Mel Brookes
Gene Hackman
Imelda Marcos
Henry Kissinger
0
Good shot, KC.
Colin Jeavons
Tony Soper
Quincy Jones
Sarah Lawson
Sian Phillips
1
Bobby Charlton
Noam Chomsky
Hunter Biden
Lord Hezzelslime
Ken Bates
0
Millicent Martin
Roman Polanski
Jimmy Tarbuck
stacy keach
Roger Corman
0
Sorry mate I nommed Millicent as some pikey had my Blair cunt.
0
Congratulations King Cunt
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
1
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Dominic Chianese
Gene Gotti
0
Tippi Hedren
Dionne Warwick
Shirley Jones
Julie Andrews
Dame Katherine Patricia Routledge
0
Nominating Julie Andrews is a fucking disgrace!
0
I love her, no disrespect, she is 87 after all. That’s why.
1
I love Denis Law, he’s the King and always will be.
But I know he hasn’t got long.
0
Jesse Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Janet Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Randy Jackson
0
In there King Cunt.
The US Price Is Right…. I wanted to smash that Dian Parkinson when I was a laddie.
Patsy King (Prisoner Cell Block H Governor)
Anne Reid (Val Barlow in Coronation Street)
Andy Taylor (Duran Duran guitarist)
Denis Law (King of the Stretford End)
Ann Blyth (US actress)
1
I think Parkinson tried to sue Barker for sexual harassment.
1
I have American relatives, and while there, I remember Dian in her bikinis on The Price Is Right. Come (sic) on down. indeed. We didn’t get that with Leslie bloody Crowther.
0
Congrats to KC
Alan Bennett
Tim Curry
Richard Dreyfuss
Bill Cosby
Menzies (Ming) Campbell
0
Bill Beaumont
Cliff Thorburn
Petula Clarke
Shirley Bassey
David Essex
0
James Earl Jones
Jim Lovell (Astronaut)
Douglas Hurd
William Daniels (voice of KITT)
Peter Higgs (Boson chaser)
0
Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig
0
Jonnie Irwin
Prunella Scales
Tim West
Mike Yarwood
Billy Connolly
0
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
Gudrun Ure
June Spencer (The Archers)
Raul Castro
Norman Lear
0
Well done KC. My usual
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Glynis Johns
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Sandy Gall
0
Eddie Stobart
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Eileen Derbyshire
Nancy Olson
Nice work KC.
0
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Paul Hogan
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Vince McMahon
Ric Flair
Dory Funk Jr
Sting (Pro Wrestler)
Chris Jericho
0
Harold ‘Dickie’ Bird
Henry Blofeld
Geoff Boycott
Sandi Tosvikg
Billy Fucking Bragg
0