Congratulations to King Cunt who has gone and won Dead Pool 297 by picking his long term pick Bob Barker the former host for many years of the American version of The Price is Right Bob Barker who has died today aged 99.He also hosted Miss USA and the Miss Universe contests years ago.He was also a long time animal rights activist.Barker was just 3 months shy of celebrating his 100th Birthday on December 12th.
On to Deadpool 298
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. No duplicates allowed.It is first come and first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.
5)Hits are awarded based upon chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Zelensky is next on the list
Followed by Bidens not so unexpected stroke
And the worlds on fire
Jordan Peterson gets Trudy syndrome, can he hold out.
Kissinger outlives them all, the Cunt
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I reckon Zelensky is toast. And Vlad alreadly has the grill warmed up.
2
And on our version we had that drunk driving alcoholic Leslie Crowther, father in law of Phil Lynnot….I know who’s family parties I’d go too.
1
On the ball Marmitus, The boys are back in town, he he he ha hah
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Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
0
Robert Redford
Ozzy Osbourne
David Attenborough
Jackie Stewart
Richard Chaimberlain
0
Zolenski
Putin
Halfwit Harry Hewitt
Me, gain Sparkle
Katey Price
0
Clint Eastwood
Rolf Harris
Vanessa Redgrave
Barry Manilow
Jim Dale
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Bugger both Harris and Eastwood bagged. Swop for:
Irmgard Furchner (Nazi concentration camp secretary)
Herbert Wahler (one of the last Nazi war criminals)
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Rolf snuffed it in May this year, Sir Limply.
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Was he Donalds Dad ? looks Orange enough
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Virginnia Mckenna
Cleo Laine
William Shatner
Neil Kinnock
Roy Hattersley
2
David Coverdale
Dave Lee Roth
Shaun Ryder
Madonna
Johnny Rotten
0
Nicola Sturgeon
1
Don King
Esther Rantzen
Stan Bowles
Barbara Knox
Ratko Mladic
0
Sidney Cooke
John Savident
John Woodvine
Joss Ackland
Larry Goodman
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