Tunbridge Wells Borough Council

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The Mayor,
Town Hall,
Tunbridge Wells,
Kent.

Dear Mr Mayor,

I have just received a £70 penalty notice for driving in Mount Pleasant Road. This was entirely due to the confusing signs which would appear to be a deliberate and outrageous policy of the Council to catch out and fine motorists.

As Chairman of the Royal Tunbridge Wells Golf Club, Chairman of the Tunbridge Wells Conservative Association, a Senior Rotarian and Justice of the Peace, will you please confirm that this fine will be dropped and we’ll say nothing more about it?

Yours sincerely,

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells

PS See you at the next Lodge meeting?

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

36 thoughts on “Tunbridge Wells Borough Council”

  1. How dare you be out driving around, don’t you know you’re killing the planet.

    Your the reason for the record temperatures…

    Keep up the good work.
    I like a nice bit of sunshine..

  2. Send the Mayor some Mrs Trelles letters from “I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue” fame. That will surely send him round the twisted and beg you to stop.

  3. Tunbridge Wells council have been fucking up the traffic in the town for years but this looks like something you would see in some joke shop.

    Sort out the fucking signage, put it in place (covered) and then inform everyone before uncovering the signs.

    Wankers

  4. Wait until you encounter Hammersmith and Fulham council’s low traffic neighbourhood scam.

    I fought them and won. I now assist anyone else to get the cunts to drop the fines.

    I’ve cost LBHF tens of thousands and made lots of people (who aren’t cunts) very happy.

  5. I had a similar situation recently in a part of Surrey – the sign was obscured by a tree branch and as I was coming off a fast main road into a very small twisty side road – I didn’t exactly want to stop for fear of my face becoming a part of the dashboard.

    Kingston Upon Thames cunts.

    • Afternoon CM, afternoon all.
      Yes Kingston upon Thames Council are cunts indeed.
      Fucked up the market and fucked the town with their cycle lanes.

      • Indeed they did Cuntalugs.

        Anglo-Saxon king Æthelstan was consecrated in Kingston, in times when men were men and women knew what to do without quesiton.

        Now, Kingston is full of peaceful’s, dakis and bleckies, and just up the road in New Malden, the largest number of Minky’s outside S. Korea – I feel left out in my area.

      • Yep
        Also not forgetting the professional beggers with their “Please help, no food, no house. God bless you” cardboard signs, all written in the same hand. ☹️

  6. I’ve never been to Tunbridge Wells.
    Sounds well ducky.

    Probably full of people who wear red jeans and sit outside bistros?

    Or cunts as I call them

    • Lost of red trouser types down my way as well. Grown-up blokes who look and dress like Harry Potter. Robert Peston wankers always wearing a scarf. One came into the local Chinese, losing his cool because yet another customer had parked too close to his drive.

      Very theatrical.

      • Yeah CP I forgot that!
        Scarf wearers.
        They love a scarf don’t they?

        Like that goofy hippy cunt Russell Brand.
        Not enough scarves in the world for that daft fucker.

      • And some have handlebar moustaches that they lovingly play with and fondle.

      • Love to see them try to impose a ULEZ in Mansfield. There would be a few council officials swinging from lamp posts 😃😃👍
        My sister lives in Tonbridge Wells and you are quite correct it’s full of cunts 👍👍

      • Eh up – I just read Michael Gove thinks it’s safe to go to Rhodes – can he take a few more conservatives with him and burn them all?

    • To be fair there was about four million afghan interpreters working for the British army.

      So they all do need free houses, it’s not like they were paid to do that job.

  9. Norwich has a similar policy, but it’s the opposite of the green agenda. The misleading signs are designed to keep the driver circulating between the inner and outer ring roads, which also move randomly, seeking but never finding the centre, until he runs out of fuel or gives up and goes to Yarmouth. It’s a professional job.

  10. Digression time.
    Apparently, there’s a black cricketer (half-caste) called Gay. He probably won’t change it because being black now is safe from ridicule. Surprised why the whole family didn’t change it in the first place. Maybe I’m making a mountain out of a molehill.

  11. Maybe it’s in honour of the Enola Gay Sammy?

    Maybe his mam and date thought it would toughen him up?

    Stop him playing with Barbie’s?

  12. Just wait till the law demands all signs must be in the 200 odd languages that are spoken in Londonstabistanabad.

    • You think the ethnics obey signs and laws in London BB.

      Think again..that’s racist..

  13. Its all smoked moussaka and mirrors with the MSM eco stories
    The end is nigh shouts a 7 year old and we all listen, still know sign of the wolf though

  14. Has anyone on the council or planning department, or anywhere asked the rate/tax paying public if they want the area pedestrianised?

    It’s the first step to introducing a LEZ, and the kiss of death for any town/city centre business. Just look at (mostly) pedestrian Sheffield city centre, it’s practically got tumbleweed blowing through it, street beggars, headscarf wearing Big Issue sellers, loads of hi-viz wearing construction workers and bugger all else.

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