In summary, the Ashes cricket tests are named this way due to the Aussies taking the piss out of the England cricket team in 1882. They had beaten us in England and taken out a newspaper obituary advert slot, claiming that English cricket had died and its ashes put into an urn.
The two (men’s of course) teams play for this urn, usually every two years.
But now we have the wimminz ashes.
The history of the ashes has fuck all to do with some shitty, Johnny come lately lezza cricket.
Indeed, Sky had an advert for the Ashes recently. In this advert, some blokes are boarding up the commentary boxes and other high vantage points. The groundsman asks, “Excuse me. What are you doing?” The workers reply, “England are playing!” They are then told to ‘Crack on then!”
For the uninitiated, England have a new look team, which attack and hit a lot of boundaries, given the nickname ‘Baz ball’ after their new coach.
The advert then shows clips of the team smacking the ball out of the park.
Fair enough…but wait. It shows some split arses hitting the ball too.
The women’s team are not playing ‘Baz ball’. They fucking can’t!
The Ashes is about the men’s test teams of Australia and England.
It has fuck all to do with butch lezza cricket.
Get to fuck.
Nominated by Cuntybollocks.
Complete indifference for me. I place cricket on a par with curling.
Let’s have some music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7f5za5tz3w
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I misread the title of this nom as “Women’s Arses” and would have unintentionally given it a thumbs down.
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Who cares, cricket is boring shite, speaking of which, Wimbledon starts tomorrow.
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I’ll watch it until Katie Boulter gets knocked out.
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The only way they’ll get a decent crowd in, is if they go back to wearing skirts. Only this time with crotchless knickers of course.
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I know their game….
These dyke types and BBC scum want to lay claim to any Ashes the proper team might win. They will say that the mens and wimmins wins will be shared victories. Bollocks, of course. And just watch the wimmins football follow suit. Man City womens team claimig that ‘they’ have won the treble will be heard very soon.
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