The Name Is a Cunt


Admin this is urgent – forget about Immigration, Pride Month, the cost of living crisis. It has come to my attention that this August website (It’s July – NA) is sadly behind the times.

It is so exclusionary a name now. To keep everybody happy I suggest you change it to- ‘Is a Bonus Hole’

If posters cannot accept such a radical change then- ‘Is a Front Hole’
is also acceptable.

It tells you all about it here-

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See it works-
Gary Lineker is a Bonus Hole. Gary Lineker is a collosal Front Hole.
The BBC is full of bonus holes.
The BBC is one huge front hole.
Tom Daley is a bonus hole.
Eddie Izzard is a front hole.
(I nearly wrote bumhole for him)

No it’s either bonus hole or front hole.
Were just going to have to used to it.
I’ll leave it with you Admin.

Nominated by Miles plastic. Miles you are truly inclusive. The alphabet gang will love you C.A.

72 thoughts on “The Name Is a Cunt

  1. ISAC will have to change its name to “Is a Bonus Hole”.

    The word is like something Kevin the teenager would come up with. That a major cervical cancer charity should come up with it is astonishing. The word “cervix” is obviously too much of a TERF word for them.

    Stupid bunch of bonus holes.

      • Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist

        Or, in other words, any woman who knows that women are women, men are men and trans things are blokes with knobs wearing a dress with some funny ideas about their reality.

        J K Rowling was labelled a TERF after questioning the proposition in an article that “people”, not women, have periods.

        The whole trans thing is a pile of shite which thrives cos there’s money in it.

      • There’s especially money in it for Stonewall. Having achieved gay rights they have moved on to trans rights and are making a killing from it.

  2. You didn’t help your nomination miles,by using the examples of Lineker,izzard,daley and the BBC who are cunts on the galactic scale..

  3. Bonus hole, nah. It’s cost me a fucking fortune over the years.
    An old workmate used to say ” you’re better off with a wank and a warm place to shit”…💩

  4. It would be a major bonus, if they shut there holes, for the sake of mankind’s sanity

  5. Remember the Cold War? Looks like we lost because we’re now living in a gay, fucked up version of the Soviet Union.
    Weirdos of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your rearhole virginity.

  6. Apparently we don’t get ‘nuance’. Correct. Just call it what it is for god’s sake.

    • An old trope used by those who get offended by jokes, and they ssy others don’t understand nuance.

      Pure faggotry.

  7. Sorry if I offend (well no, not really) but I just find this fucking hilarious!

    Heeheeheeheehee!

  8. I ain’t calling myself Field Marshal Bonusholegomery. You can stick it up your cunt!

    • Bonus hole sounds like a yank gameshow.

      Sorry Miles, I prefer cunt.

      We all typed some celebrity or politician “is a cunt” and found this site.

      It doesn’t what it says on the label .

      Crack open a can of cunt.

  9. This has got my poor preverted old mind racing now.

    Know a brand of chocolate bar called “Bonus?”

    Remember Marianne Faithfull and the Mars bar?

    Oh god, my sides are aching!

  10. The western world is well and truly fucked if these daft cunts demean the female sexual bits to being nothing more than a bonus hole.

    Fucked , by the looks of it and Double fucked at that.

  11. One could also call it a piss hole.
    Doesn’t sound quite so enticing though.

  12. I always thought that a bonus hole was a ‘ bit on the side. ‘ 💋💪

    How times change.

    I don’t like change.

    It’s a cunt, er…. bonus hole.

    Oh Get To Fuck.

    • Talking of bollocks EW, t’other night i was watching a documentary on the ‘normans’ at the time of the ‘Domesday book’ and one entry into the great book was one ‘Harald goldenbollocks’ what a name think i’ll change mine to that?

  13. “using the “correct language” when you’re talking about someone’s gender identity is a “simple and effective way to demonstrate support and recognition.”

    I neither support nor recognise transbumbdism, so that bunch of confused cunts can fuck right off.

    • If anyone ever refers to my nether regions as a bonus hole, I will punch them up the throat.

  14. Heer Leikner is an infringement and should be down to hole. My understanding of a bonus hole without being told, would be the arsehole. A cunts always been there. Just saying.

  15. So basically the fa**ots have reduced human beings to the number of holes you can stick your winkle in. Obviously they are used to fucking each other so a bloke is a two hole receptacle. A bird, which the creeps can’t get hold of, has three holes so that’s, literally, a fucking bonus. This is the kind of filth they are teaching to children. “Love is love” the fruity gentlemen say. Call me old fashioned but two benders arse fucking over Clapham Common don’t look much like love to me.
    Dirty fucking desperate bastards.

    • It’s ‘kind’ to call it a Bonus Hole. The ‘trans man’ is sensitive to the fact he was a woman.
      No he doesn’t want to recognise that he was ever female.
      So ths hole that was left when he became a man for ‘him’ it’s a bad thing.
      So to be kind they call it a ‘bonus,’. It is positive..
      They are saying to him to be kind you dont a ‘vagina’ now. But you still have a hole but it’s a bonus….you should see it in a positive light.
      I can’t quite see why it is a ‘bonus’? what is the advantage of having it?

    • How many pairs of oven gloves have you been through Unkle Terry, if you don’t mind me asking. Oh, and do they vary from the doubles to the singles ?

  16. I’d have thought the only bonuses available, are given to hermaphrodites.

  17. Twins coming from a cunt are a bonus. Depending on the way you look at it.

  18. This cunting reminds me of one of the regular shouting matches our next door neighbours had a few years back.
    At one point I heard the woman scream:
    “YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR MY HOLE!”
    Fucking brilliant it was.
    Good morning.

    • As good as one of my work mates having a blazing row down the phone with his missus “You’re just a receptacle for my spunk”!

  19. Here is a front hole and rear hole rolled into one –

    Robber sues police after being bitten by dog while fleeing crime

    Sonnie Stow was brought down by two hounds, one of whom sank its jaws into his stomach

  20. How many times have you lads blown your bonus down the pub and expecting the worst when you get home ? Now you’ve no need to worry ! What the fuck am I going on about.

  21. There have been a few times in my life when I have opened my gob and spouted absolute shit. The thing is I know I am doing it at the time. The cunts who dreamt up this childish nonsense don’t. I think I stopped using the terms front bottom and back bottom when I was about 5, it is time these twats grew up and the rest of the world should tell them to do so.

    • A front bottom is surely one of those massive guts that land whales have, that’s so enormous they haven’t seen their knees for years, and also looks uncannily like a huge arse, but hanging in front.

      Sorry, BTW, when I said land whales, I actually meant plus sized persons. No, really, I did!

    • That was due to the yanks calling an arse the fanny. Now we have another phrase to contend with.

      • It’s going to confuse the yanks all the more, wondering which is the bonus hole.

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