Ivan Dimitrov

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Good old British name. Apparently Ivan has been nicked by the spaghetti bashing coppers for carving his and his slag girlfriend’s name into the structure of the Colosseum. What a great idea shitforbrains!
Now we all know that we are, as a nation , constantly embarrassed by the chav trash that are attracted to travel to European shitholes, mostly in Spain, so they can relieve them of their bennies.

However, I must object to Ivan being called a “British tourist” from Bristol.
Ivan comes from Bulgaria, he’s 27 years old and he’s a fucking p*nce . This country is full of cunts like him. If they are born and bred here then we have to take responsibility for the useless thick cunts……but not this wanker. Fuck off Ivan! Fuck off back to Bulgaria you pikey cunt.

Daily Mirror

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

101 thoughts on “Ivan Dimitrov”

  1. Whilst a genuine romantic ,
    Ivan dimmerswitch isn’t the sharpest of tools in the box.

    Now I’d think that the Italians are probably quite fond of this 2000yr old amphitheatre from the days they had a vast empire?
    I don’t know, just a hunch.

    So if I went I’d admire it,
    Possibly let the locals know I’m suitably impressed.

    What I wouldn’t do is scratch the name of some slag on it.

    Because it’s pretty rude.
    And the spaghetti hoops would think bad of me.

    But then I’m more cultured than some fuckin Bulgarian.

    • I’d make the fucker perform in the Colosseum, see how he gets on against a couple of tigers and the barbarian horde, fckn nobhead

    • Ivan is, as you point out, certainly a TOOL. He also resembles a young Lineker. Kill it with fire.

      “A 17-year old girl FROM Switzerland” was also in the news over the w/e for similar. What’s the betting she ain’t no born-and-bred Heidi, but a Lyuba or Natalie??

    • Yes of the great cultural enriches ,Bulgaria must be really proud of its poundshops answer to bob Ross ,the gormless looking backward cunt

      • Apparently he didn’t know the Colosseum was “Old”. Perhaps education in Bulgaria is lacking somewhat.

  2. He may as well of gone full retard and drew a picture of Mussolini bumming the pope on it.

    Fuckin Bulgarians.
    Nothing of historical value of their own see?
    They’ve done fuck all to impress the world.

    Name one famous Bulgarian?
    Can’t can you.
    No, without googling it.
    See?
    Useless cunts.

    • Wasn’t that first tranny in big brother Bulgarian. I haven’t googled it but I’m curious now. She was a right famous type mis.

      • Googled it Portuguese. Same type of greasey complextion. Must be all the testrorone. Guess the original point still stands then mis.

      • If my missus sees me googling Portuguese trannies I’ll be sleeping in the shed Clowny!

        No chance.

        I’ll accept your right on the matter!😁

      • Sometimes, I would prefer to sleep in the shed than deal my misses outbursts. If I mention Donald Trump she goes spare, if I need any excuse to get out the house and get to the pub. I’ll just mention good old Donald and off I go no questions asked. She is a brexiteer though. Can’t hold too much of a grudge.

      • Count yourself lucky Clowny.
        My Mrs is an obsessive remainer and hates Trump.
        Nowadays we can’t go five words without a piss boiling row 😡

      • Weren’t the Bulgars the ones who made their prisoners of war blow them?

        Greasy dagoes, wood, Turks, all the same.

        üntermensch

    • I can tell you a famous Bulgarian Mis – Baron Bomburst, King of Bulgaria. There, see, told you so.

      Oh hang on a minute, I mean King of Vulgaria.

  3. Totally agree, I was hoodwinked into thinking this bottom of the gene pool of slop was a native born and bred but then somewhat relieved when I saw he is some gippo from Bulgaria.

    I do take offence however the headline:

    “Brit vandal who scrawled on walls of 2,000-year-old Colosseum begs for forgiveness”

    This is very misleading, just like Huw is for his wife and the cops thinking what he did was not criminal and poor man has mental health issues.

    • Huw is obviously seriously mentally ill, I mean, he can’t tell arse from quim.

      At least there were no sheep involved.

      • And whatever pics he brought il wager it wasn’t the person in question so he was more than likely being mugged off at 35k,the Welsh must be in shock it wasn’t sheep related

  4. Return the Colosseum to its original use and sell tickets to watch this fuckwit being thrown to the lions. Great entertainment guaranteed.

  5. What a timely cunting Mr Frog,for me at least,after my recent jaunt to Rome.

    Like it or not,the ancient Roman ruins dotted about Italy,France and North Africa are quite staggering get to behold..

    When you add in the Romans addiction to gladiatorial games where criminals were fed to bears and so on there is a lot to learn from them..

    For instance,although the ancient Romans carved graffiti onto the Colloseum they wouldn’t have put up with a fucking Bulgarian doing it..

    They’d have burnt the cunt in a brazier or put him in a sack with some snakes and chucked the cunt into the Tiber.

    Anyhow,that’s enough history..I hope the cunt gets deported to face a trial in Rome..I know for certain the police over there don’t fuck about,he’ll probably have go back to the scene of the crime and accidentally fall down several dozen very steep ancient steps.

    Learn the thick cunt.

  6. And after he was identified (as an utter, utter cunt), his Italian? Lawyer said he hadn’t known how old the building is.
    Excellent schooling in Bumgaria then.

  7. I’ve got to say that it really made my piss boil to see him described as a Brit, when he’s not, but lives here with his fuckwit girlfriend.

    Geordies solution is simple, but elegant. Add the girlfriend, too, who presumably stood there simpering at this idiots ‘romantic’ gesture.

  8. If he had been a proper British yobbo tourist he would have been spray painting a spunking cock onto the Colosseum.

  9. More third world vermin masquerading as British, yes British or English not a fucking brit, daily mirror cunts..

    If no one can say p@ki.
    No one can say brit, I find it highly offensive.

    • Bulgarians are quite foul people and only one step up from the Pakistankis. Zero respect for anything. This Dooshka sounds like he has room temperature iq and is probably claiming every benefit going.

      Dooshka Mooshka Cuntski

      • I worked with a bunch of Bulgarians at Amazon for a short while. Ignorant fuckers but some fucking stunning girls.

      • Russian Birds are hot but like Russian blokes they have a massive chip on their shoulders because the country their from is a depressing arsehole

      • East European birds might look nice but sleeping with one can be deadly bevause of their horrendous dietary and drinking habits. Cabbage, vodka and fatty pork.

      • Yes Cuntamus.
        Shagged a Lithuanian bird many years back. She would fart in polite company , highly embarrassing. Took her from behind in an NCP , i looked down and thought “hello what’s that 🤔
        She had these enormous arse grapes draped over my shaft .

      • I do enjoy the excerpts you post from your upcoming Mills and Boon books, FF.

      • And you are doing a sterling job, LL.

        Keep it up, chin, chin old boy.

        I’ll see you in the bar, later.

    • In my neck of the world, you’d be lucky to find an indigenous Brit. More in benidorm I’d guess.

  10. A Bulgarian living in the UK (fitness business and part time delivery driver, aka a cunt delivery driver) goes to Rome and vandalises the Colosseum, hey presto he is a Brit.

  11. Maybe the curator at the Colosseum can put up a little sign saying ‘Vandalius Bulgarius Cuntus’ to clear up any confusion.

  12. If I remember correctly, I think the Italians hand out a five year stretch for this type of graffiti. Hopefully the local mafia don smuggles the cunts head into his girlfriends bed.

  13. I’d tie the bastard down in the middle of the Colosseum or
    and invite the ever upstanding Italian Bruno Tonioli to show him the true meaning of Come Dancing.

  14. He’s a fitness instructor and delivery driver. Yeah, we’re so short of those we have to import them from fucking Bulgaria. Perhaps he came with a job lot of doctors, dentists and architects?

    • The awful loss of Stephen Lawrence was a catastrophe the architectural world has yet to recover from.

      • All of the erections in the city and docklands of the past fifteen years were the designs of Stephen. They were just stolen from his mum’s fridge by the white man.

    • Imagine Turkish dentists as commies, and that’s what Bugg dentists are.
      I’d sooner rummage around in my gob with my own toolkit, thank you very much. Rumour has it they still use acetylene as anaesthetic over there. Smells of garlic, which explains a lot.

  15. I suppose young Roman lovers carved their names back then. Maybe-

    ‘Lucrezia Paulo 4 Ever’.

      • Those Romans built the colesseum would of blinded him with a burning stick.
        They were right cruel cunts your Romans.

        I first started to hate them through the propoganda of Asterix the Gaul as a kid.
        Then when I read about the conquest of Brittania (UK) I was furious!

        The spaghetti fondlers.
        With their straight roads,
        And aqueduckies.

        Et tu 🖕

  16. In the picture, I think old Ivan as got a passing look of a younger Gary Lineker but without the greying minge on his chin.

    • Yeah, he does look like the Linekunt ; he’s got that smug “I’m better than you” look on his stupid face. No doubt the immo loving goalhanger would defend him to the hilt.

  17. The vespa riders go on about their empire,
    But they got fuckin decimated by the Germans in Teutoberg forest!

    And by Boudicca here in England.
    Their empire wasn’t as glorious as the British Empire 🇬🇧

    Straight roads? Railways.
    Aquaducts? Penicillin.
    Frescos? Electricity.

    They were very civilised!
    We had dress balls at the Embassy in Kenya.

    And they ate dormice while we tucked into Sunday roast.

    Conclusion?=
    The British win hands down over all others including ducky Romans.

    • To be born british is to win the lottery of life. Don’t know who said it. And I’m sure it was before most maternity wards were full of foreign scum.

      • Cecil Rhodes said that.
        He also set up the Rhodes Scholarship at Oxford which has been something of a mixed blessing- Bill Clinton was one as was some darkey from SA who was the epitome of an uppity n166a.

    • Exactly so Mis. In the British mankind evolved to its highest level. Consider the Commonwealth, a voluntary association of 56 Nations mostly former British colonies some of whom were never British colonies and were rather colonies of the French, Belgian and Portuguese. There is a queue of countries wishing to join the Commonwealth and as far as I know there is no French, Spanish or Portuguese commonwealth. Several countries have had membership suspended for transgressions of the rules but all returned later. The only ones who fucked off voluntarily and stayed away were Eire and Burma and the Irish still hold special privileges in the UK. The British Empire must have been a truly awful institution.

  18. I suppose the Romans were an early form of the EU, if you don’t do what we say we’ll “sanction” you or make your life difficult….!

    • It’s beyond me, Ron.
      Unless they deliberately want to portray the British as ugly, vandalistic Phillastines.

      I cannot, for one moment, think why.

    • Because the Mirror is a Labour newspaper and Labour despise the British I guess.

      • What is most interesting about the mirror are the comments from readers. They are more hardcore than the Daily Fail! Unbelievably strong. They prove to me that the issues of immigration and the housing of these freeloaders aren’t left or right matters. The working class left hates the situation as much as the working class right.

    • Certainly improve them!

      However, I would prefer to see him do time in an Italian jail, and his slag along side, for encouraging the fucking low life cunt.

      Also, how the fuck do they afford a 3 week tour, when I’d struggle to have an overnight stay in Scunthorpe?

  23. This just in from Twitter….
    You racist bastards!
    I’ll have you know that Mr Dimitrov fled persecution in his own country just so that you can receive your Amazon parcels on time and looking like they’ve been kicked around the warehouse.
    Not only does he make this sacrifice, he’s also a first class fitness instructor when he’s not studying architecture.
    I know this for a fact as he is currently helping my girlfriend with her fitness regime.
    In fact he’s so conscientious that he often books my wife a room at the holiday inn so she doesn’t have to drive home tired.
    Just leave him alone, you far right nazis.
    Yours
    G Lineker

  24. Off topic

    Elton John and husband are to be called as defence witnesses in the trail of early morning dog walker Kevin Spacey.

    Kev’s on trial for sex offences.
    I’m surprised he hasn’t called in Philip Schofield as a character witness or Huw Edwards?

    ‘ ooooh he’s certainly a character!’😄

    • Looks like he may have bumped off some of his accusers too, allegedly. Makes you wonder!

      • Hello Cuntologist 👍

        Shame because he is a good actor.

        He was brilliant in American Beauty.

        And in Usual suspects.

        Naughty though!

      • Yes I’ve enjoyed many of his films, plus he was great in the US version of House of Cards, which just didn’t work at all without him in the last series.

    • Aye just read about that MNC. Dame Elton mentioned his ‘white tie and tiara’ ball he invited Spacey to (and I’m guessing many other rich and famous homosexuals).

      Imagine the scene at that ‘ball’?

      AIDS, inside out arseholes, shite and blood everywhere before the first dance.

      It seems Elton is helping Spacey as a witness for the defence.

      • Christ, can you imagine CB how boring it’d be?

        All knob jokes and piano music.

        Fuck that.

        I’d of switched the telly on while Elton was playing piano😁

        Triggered him .

    • Or claiming mental health, he’s left behind at the starting gate, there.

      On the other hand, he could be completely innocent, and this is a last attempt for extortionist liggers to ‘scare’ him into paying them off.

      It’s not unheard of.

  25. Another turd brained Dooshka. Rome is probably full of them. I know Manchester is, unfortunately….

  26. I remember Bulgarian football fans doing the nazi salute a year or two back.

    I remember thinking that Adolf had the ‘gypoey’ Slavs (Romanians/Bulgarians etc) down as a substandard racial class.

    He’d have gassed every one of those cunts’ grandparents had he won, the daft twats.

  27. Surprised the thick Gypo could spell, obviously this fuckin dunce has learning difficulties and is of low intelligence, I hope he falls down some steps whilst in Police custody and succumb’s to his injuries.!

  28. Didn’t know how old it was? Does he seriously expect us to believe that. It’s probably one of the easiest ancient structures to guess the age of in the fucking world.

    What year is it now you mindless cunt? It ain’t going to be more than 100 years either side of that is it??

  29. Graffiti is derived from the Latin graffio meaning “scratching on the wall.” The Romans were famous for it often writing the name of their favourite gladiator or filthy stuff about the local prozzies. After a games the streets around the Colosseum were teeming with pickpockets and prozzies looking to part the day’s successful gamblers from their money. So, without knowing it, this ignorant Bulgar has come full circle, writing the name of his slag girlfriend where so many have been before.
    One of the many ironies of history.

  30. I’m surprised he wasn’t battered to death by the local Plod. They certainly didn’t mess around when I visited Rome for the footy.
    If every twat who visited the Coliseum chipped his bird’s name into it, it would resemble one of those stone circles in Celtic parts,

    • The Turkish Police don’t fuck about, nor the Germans. my mate got shot by German police, seriously lol

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