Ivan Dimitrov

 
Good old British name. Apparently Ivan has been nicked by the spaghetti bashing coppers for carving his and his slag girlfriend’s name into the structure of the Colosseum. What a great idea shitforbrains!
Now we all know that we are, as a nation , constantly embarrassed by the chav trash that are attracted to travel to European shitholes, mostly in Spain, so they can relieve them of their bennies.

However, I must object to Ivan being called a “British tourist” from Bristol.
Ivan comes from Bulgaria, he’s 27 years old and he’s a fucking p*nce . This country is full of cunts like him. If they are born and bred here then we have to take responsibility for the useless thick cunts……but not this wanker. Fuck off Ivan! Fuck off back to Bulgaria you pikey cunt.

Daily Mirror

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

101 thoughts on “Ivan Dimitrov

  1. Vikings liked graffiti too
    And it wasn’t puffy stuff like them Romans did.

    They did it in mosques!!
    With a knife.

    And the carpets said fuck all.
    Because Vikings weren’t white liberals.
    They wouldn’t stutter a apology.
    No.

    Wallah wallah catmeat said owt he’d reply by sticking a axe in his head.

    Fuck øff.

    • That reminds me…..where’s my compo from Denmark and Sweden for what the fucking Vikings did to my brethren innit?
      Then there’s the Romans and those Frenchie Norman bastards. Oh ….. and what about the Japs and the Burma Railway and shit? Then there’s the fucking Krauts bombing our chip shop Fam, know what me saying?
      When I get my reparations I’ll be a fucking billionaire! Hear me now.

  2. He didn’t realise the Colosseum was that old. The thick cunt must have gone to school in the UK.

  3. Once they’ve got a few of these Ivan Dimwits together, they need to set the lions on to them. It would teach them a lesson, with only the markers to defend themselves.

  4. You just know with a name like that this fuckmonkey is going to be a cunt, some ancient Roman justice is what’s required here, wooden stake crammed up his Ruski jacksy and then throw the cunt to the fucking lions.
    Fancy filming himself doing it as well, what a fucking retard, he must be Russian, he has those knuckle dragging genes from the shallow end of the gene pool, yet another 3rd gen immigrant shat into the UK to embarrass us all, what a cunt, shame he wasn’t dealt with over there, that would have done this gormless cunt the world of good…..

  5. Ah yes Bulgarian, so even worse than Russian but still not quite as bad as the Albanians,still he is probable begging or picking pockets in Bristol as we speak, that is when he isnt filling in his latest batch of benefit claim forms.
    He should be sent back to Bulgaria to deface their historic buildings, still an ubacunt with a head full of farts…

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