is a cunt, isn’t he?
What can you do if you’re too old, too boring, and too untalented to play James Bond.
Claim, “wayy-ciistm”.
The name’s Dull. Terribly dull. Licensed to play the race card.
Stick to shitty adverts for Sky, you chippy, Jack-of-no-trades cunt.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.
Is best part is yet to come. “The Loch Ness Monster”.
2
Will there be a white John Shaft?
Thought not.
They turned Edward Woodwardwood black and cast Denzel Washington in The Equalizer film series.
9
And into a black women for the TV series, robyn mcall..
4
Denzel could never capture Woodward’s air of suave menace in the role.
The films were rubbish; Denzel was more like The Terminator than a retired agent. Fucking ludicrous.
As for the female Equaliser, just fucking ridiculous.
8
Don’t know how he got into acting in the first place. Too ebony for me.
6
‘Licenced to play the race card’. Beautiful.
At the risk of sounding like an old cunt, I’d say that the last great Bond film was as far back as ‘Goldfinger’. Since then it’s just been on rinse and repeat, and they’ve long since sucked the teat dry.
If there has to be another Bond, my choice would be Dan Stevens, who could play him as a right psycho cunt;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGjAJzyCfjA
Morning all.
10
What about Owen Jones? He’s dead hard he is. Or maybe Alan Carr?
3
Well little Owen looks the part, but has he got any acting experience tho moggie?
2
Well. he acts like an entitled, left wing twat, does that count?
4
I’m not sure Bond is a ‘psycho cunt’.
A bit sadistic and a bit of a bastard, yes.
2
The other day that cunt Micheal Sheen said it was problematic that a non welsh actor played welsh parts.
It’s been said only the disabled should play disabled roles.
But if you’re black you can play any part, surprised the cunt isn’t upset he missed out on Churchill.
James Bond is quintessentially British. The character is rooted in British culture. Now though anything from the past that represents how this country used to be has to be black washed, eradicate the facts with a revisionist history where blacks were always here and at the forefront of British culture.
They’ll be casting James Cordon as idi amin next. Then all the kids will believe idi was just another evil white man.
https://youtu.be/T19Az39zK9c
8
The funny thing is , it’s just minorities piggy backing of successful characters because they seem to be unable to write popular characters of their own
In doing so they normally torpedo the franchise completely to the point it can never be redeemed eg Star Wars, Indiana Jones .
Even The Mandalorian looked like it might save Lucasfilm until they decided that Season 3 needed to have a strong, brave woman taking over , at which point there were record Disney + subscriptions being cancelled
When will the cunts ever learn
7
Oh and Elba , it’s not racist , the character is fucking white FFS
6
He’s changed his tune hasn’t he? A number of years ago when there was talk of him playing James Bond, I thought he said something like “James Bond is white”.
I could be wrong though.
4
I tried to find a quote but couldn’t locate one. I guess I experienced a Mandela Effect moment.
2
You’re not completely wrong. What he said was, ““It’s a sign of the times when we can stop talking about black, white, and colour,” …. when asked how amazing it would be to have a black James Bond.” … and ruling himself out for the part.
https://www.nme.com/news/film/idris-elba-rules-himself-out-james-bond-3065044
Yeah.
100% cunt.
Luvvie, race-baiting, hypocritical cunt
7
Time they brought it up to date. An AI art character and call him James Bonus hole 007.
7
“Who are you?”
“My name is Bonus-Hole Galore”
“You musht be taking the pish”
4
Sounds like some naff low-sugar carbonated “beverage” in an absurd colour, sold by your local Stanley shop.
2
Bring it on, see it flop. When it hits them in the pocket they’ll stop trying to ram this multicultural diversity shite down our throats….💩
3
More chance of playing Brook Bond than James Bond 👎👎
1