Holly Willoughby (2) hypocrisy

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How very dare she..

Sit on that couch and adopt a so sad face, speaking about ecological disasters and damage, and then be so mutt stupid to not only take a helicopter to/from Glastonbury, but allow yourself to be photographed doing it?

We expect no less from the Made in Chelsea chimps, sorry I meant “stars”, but after your sanctimonious posturing recently?
You make me sick.

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103 thoughts on “Holly Willoughby (2) hypocrisy”

  1. Utter bellend she might well be, but at least she didn’t use her pseudofame to fuck an underage boy, unlike her chutney ferret fellow sofa-dweller.
    I’d love to see her fanny. Collar and cuffs are a mismatch, methinks.

    • ‘sofa dwellers’.

      Worth studying I think. The TV ‘sofa dwellers’ in their natural habitat on morning TV.
      An interesting case study in how to survive.
      They exhibit strange behaviours.
      Notice the way they move about, from side to side, on the sofa. Many anthropologists believe this behaviour is simply to satisfy their ‘vanity’. Trying to get their faces more screen time. ‘camera desire’ is the technical term
      When they are ‘interacting’ with others notice how they ‘suck up’ to them with their obsequious body language . Once again anthropologists see this as a way of ‘ingratiating’ themselves with the stronger members of the group. So they can fight off any competition.
      They laugh nervously because they know how precarious the TV environment is.
      A short ‘fraught’ life they have.

    • Would you eat one of her turds if she promised to let you have a go on her for 10 minutes, but afterwards Philip Schofield would pee on your back?

      Worth it?

  2. Had to look her up. Looks like another self promoting ambitious wimminz. No shortage of those eh?

  5. She may as well pour Castrol gtx in the fish pond whilst wearing a Greenpeace t-shirt.

    She’s thick as a fuckin rock.
    And a fake.

    Virtue signalling her green sympathies while in a whirlybird,

    Acting innocent about that kid with Philip Schofield,
    She pinned him down while Phil stretched his balloon knot allegedly !

    The fake cunts Myra to Phil’s Brady.

    • Sums her up very nicely, not keen on her also she knew about Phil (the paedo) sure of it ,I bet that weather girl lucy verasammy better in bed than her.

  6. To fair she is not known for her intelligence.

    If she fell in the sea,she would come out saying it tastes peppery.

    Itv like the bbc should be gased liked badgers.

  9. Glastonbury has long since been a music festival. Leaving aside the music is mostly shit it’s just a Nuremberg rally for the posh wokies, a celebration of their natural superiority over the ignorant plebs. “Refugees Welcome Here!!”……..as long as you’ve got 350 quid to get in of course. You won’t see many black faces, except the drug dealers ripping off the poshos. Willabullshitter and other sleb hypocrites flying in and out is par for the course. These cunts are absolutely shameless. Champers anyone?

    • Yeah, and leave a ton of shit behind for somebody else to clear up. So environmentally aware.

  10. I suppose this cunt and her fellow ‘celebs’ were stuffing their faces with the finest food and drink flown in from all around the world and bathing in Himalayan snow melt, purified through the arse crack of a meditating Sherpa.

    Rock n’ Roll.

  11. Holly is a cunt of the highest order. One minute rubbing Phils back with suncream, the next sticking a knife in it to ensure she saves her own bacon.

    I’d still pork her, but in the bottom, make her wince and to demonstrate that she’s just a usable little tart.

  12. Only know who she is from the Schofield bollocks. Hypocrisy par for the course.

  13. She’s a bit famous so is allowed to do these things.

    Like actors lecturing us about icebergs and petrol etc..

    A bunch of cunts who laugh their sides sore in private about the thick as shit plebs who listen to their sewage.

    Oven.

  15. I can not fucking stand this wonky faced air head. Giggles at the slightest thing thats not even remotely funny like some stupid nervous school girl thats trying to fit in with the cool kids. Shes a cunt.
    The hypocrisy is lost on these celebrity fuck wits. They just don’t see it. As far as they are concerned they more than likely offset all their enviro-sins by paying some tin pot made up dot com start up to plant a few trees in the Yorkshire Dales or buy an outrageously unsustainable electric cunt mobile. The carbon footprint of these preaching pious cunts is astronomical yet they still have the audacity to preach down to us.

    Fuck her and fuck all the rest.

    Hows that vat of horse piss warming up out the back….?

  16. Is she one of these overpaid television stars??
    Bring back Pol Pot, liquidate them all.
    Cunts.

  17. She may have had a get out of climate damage card signed by Greta. All she had to do was promise to plant 800 mango saplings on the coast of the Bay of Bengal. Well pay for 800 mango saplings, which like any good con don’t exist but Mr Sabunga Khan can now afford to service his merc.. Fuck the bloody lot of them, pack of arseholes.

  18. I know for a fact, if you got her all worked up sexually, then stopped and laughed, she’s one who’d throw a tantrum, besides throwing things at you and screaming abuse. Life is only about herself.

  19. Just another celebricunt who thinks they’re more important than they really are. Like that twat, Gary Neville. During the Qatar World Cup on Arab telly (hosted by Keys and Gray) he decided to go off on a political rant and said he’s proud football takes a stance on important ishoos.

    What he means is ‘I’m so important that I need to educate these poor, stupid plebs. They need my wisdom.’

    Willotits is the same.

    Both thick as fuck and have about as much wisdom as the content of the cat’s litter tray.

    Just shut up you stupid cunts.

    Although I’d definitely cover Willoughby in my man fat after trapping her in my Fritzl lair.

    • And she’s a backstabber. Backing Schofield through thick and thin, but was fucking quick to fully turn on the cunt to save her career. As if she didn’t fucking know about that lad? Allegedly.

      Schofield is ruined anyway. He might as well be a cunt towards her. I’d have a tiny bit of respect for him if he now said, ‘She knew all about it. Told me to ‘get in there,’ the shit stabbing gopher botherer.

      • The slippery slag knew alright, no danger.

        Willoughby actually ‘interviewed’ Schofield’s bit on the side on This Morning. Phil’s little phaghag was treated like a celebrity by Willoughby on air, and she spoke to him like he was some kind of superstar. Now, I wonder who asked her to do that and why?🤔

        Schofield’s bumboy also looks fucking weird. Like a human version of Terry Wogan’s Spitting Image puppet.

    • Ah, Gary Neville.

      The same Gary Neville who has a luxury home in Dubai, who has been paid by the Glazer scum for years, and who did fuck all for Bury FC while he spunked all over his Salford City ‘project’ with the other Cunts of 92.

      Barrack room lawyer gobshite cunt.

  20. Should have shot the bitch out of the sky in her helicopter. Hypocritical thick tart. Oven, along with every other twat who gobs on about the ‘climate catastrophe’.

    • I think we are all missing a serious investment case here.

      Next Glaaahsteau season we buy a fuck ton of javelin missiles and bored billionaires pay us to blow their least favourite sleb out of the sky?

      say, a Million a pop.

      First come, first served basis obviously.

      If thick as pigshit billionaires are willing to pay a quarter of a mil to see a shipwreck while being transported in Tupperware, then why the fuck not?

  21. To digress towards the topic of the last few days about a beeb plebrity being accused of something that goes on all the time, is only frustrating in the sense of having to wait. If its someone I completely detest, that will satisfy me.

    • Apparently, another rent boy has come forward to stitch the kiddy fiddler up.
      Things are warming up. Close the fucking BBC.

      • Aye. It all sounds a bit odd like.

        This one seems to be saying they met on a dating app. What 20 year old wants to date an (alleged) 50-60 year old? Seems he got pushy and when the younger one threatened to reveal his name to the public, he sent some abusive messages.

        Now, I’m not defending the cunt. Sounds like another seedy BBC cunt. So fuck him.

        But it’s hardly Fred West stuff.

        Needs to up his game if he wants to impress me.

      • Two things the pleb did wrong, was reveal his age and who he was. All I can think of, his vanity got the better of him, which he will regret. Which means the topping of ones self.

    • Everyone knows huw it is. The secrecy is ridiculous. Still, its fun watching other BBC presenters squirm as they rush to Twitter in order to deny that’s it’s them.

    • I thought it might end up being that Tomasz Schafernaker.

      I’m sure there was some allegedly story about him a while back allegedly going to South America (wink wink nudge) or was that Alistair Appleton?

      All of these stories are of course supposition.

      • The BBC are extending privileges to this individual which they did not extend to the innocent Paul Gambacini and Cliff Richard, who’s wrongful arrest was gleefully followed live by the BBC filming from a helicopter.

  22. She’s nice to look at with great legs but there’s something about her that turns me off.

  23. Holly epitomises the typical blonde 👱‍♀️ narrative. Pretty but dumb as fuck.

    • It’s her fake persona Moggs.

      That sugary sweet she gives me diabetes.

      All bollocks of course.
      Ruthless, callous little bleeder in reality.

      TV people are scum as a rule of thumb.

      She probably stamps on babies when nobody is looking.

      • And there’s summat weird about her face, it sort of reminds me of those Cabbage Patch doll things.
        Stuff of nightmares, if you’re five.

  24. Well I don’t know about helicopters but I’d certainly like to put Holly Willoughby on the end of my penis and spin her like a propeller.

  25. I prefer Megan Mcubbin myself.

    I think I’d like to do her up the dirtbox and at the critical moment whisper “aaaah Bisto!” in her ear, but no doubt her creepy stepdad would be hiding in the wardrobe peering through the key hole while wanking himself silly like a greased up cougar from the planet big bollox.

    • For me it’s Alison Hammond.

      We’re alone in a field nobody for miles,
      She tosses her hair and laughs, bites her bottom lip, coquettishly fluttering her eyelashes.
      She slowly opens her legs,
      The summer dress riding up,
      I lean forward,…

      Then cheese wire garotte her,
      She cuts a massive fart and her tongue turns purple.

      Then I set fire to the lump of shite.

      I’m always fantasising about celebrities 👍

  26. Lewis Hamilton has highlighted his own hypocrisy by backing just stop oil, whilst continuing to earn millions by driving at 200mph on a race track and flying in his private jet.
    The dopey cunt is also sponsored by Petronas and wears their badge on his racing suit.. Doesn’t even try to hide what a two-faced cunt he is.

    • Well let’s hope that hypocrite hits a oil slick on the track and ends up more retarded than he’s brother.

    • A Formula 1 driver saying just stop oil?
      As Big Ron would say ‘a fucking thick n!gger’🤣.

    • Hm. Petronas – the Malaysian oil company. The gayness is illegal in Malaysia.

  27. Why does anyone listen to goshites in the public eye, or follow them on social media. I’ve never been on facebook, twitter or any of the rest.
    Why would i want to?
    I dont care where people have been, what they ate, what they wore or how much bog roll they used after a dump. (Unless it’s the women’s loo and i’m spying through the hole in the wall from the adjoining cubicle, after all, were allowed in now aren’t we?)

  28. Hmm Huw Edwards’ Instagram account is off-line.

    There’s shitty fingers for you.

    • if any BBC employee wanted to pay to watch me do a mucky dance or crank one out I’d probably accept if it was enough to cover the crank case oil seal that’s just gone on my Solihul git panzer.

  30. She could be photographed sucking Gary Glitter off I’d still do her from behind.!,

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