Harry Kane (2)

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Is he going to stay with Spurs? Is he going to Bayern Munich? Is he going to some other bunch of rich cunts? Who cares…. he’s already booked his future anyway. Let’s not forget that at the Qatar World Cup he wanted to wear the rainbow armband but, when threatened with an automatic yellow card, he backed down and decided to wear a 300 grand “gay watch” to show his solidarity with our sodomite friends.

When Harry boy finishes his career, which could be tomorrow if some cunt decides to give him the kicking he deserves, he is guaranteed a pundit job on BBC and Sky. Yes, he may be an inarticulate, undereducated moron but he knows how to play the game and do as he is told. I’m sure that he has taken advice from Sir ( not yet but we all know it’s coming) Gary Linekunt.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

84 thoughts on “Harry Kane (2)”

  1. The silly cunt has barely mastered the English language, german may be a bridge to far.

    Him and spuds deserve each other.
    Trophy-less cunts, with a toilet bowl stadium.

    Maybe he should play in the middle east and educate all those backward savages on the merits of being a bummer..
    Should end well.

  2. ‘….he may be an inarticulate, undereducated moron…’
    True enough. One would think this makes him perfectly qualified to be a BBC/Sly footy pundit. However everything else is against him – white, male and heterosexual. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t see him landing that gig.

    • Re ‘Sir’ Gazza Linecunt, can one be knighted for services to tax avoidance?

  4. Boring tow the line cunt with no original thought of his own.

    Almost all pundits are boring cunts now. They all seem to agree on a narrative set by the ‘head pundit’.

    Take the recent controversial stumping of Jonny Bairstow in the Ashes. The crowd and most watching thought it was ungentlemanly conduct, but Michael fucking Atherton (an ex England captain FFS) said it was perfectly fine and 100% Bairstow’s fault.

    Remember, Atherton resided over the worst period for English test cricket while he was captain. Indeed, he was the worst captain we’ve ever had. I reckon he loves having a pop at England in the hope he can make others look as bad as him.

    And he is the ‘head pundit’ now.

    Anyway, once he’d said his predictable anti English bollocks, every other pundit fell into line with exactly the same view.

    Next test an Aussie batsman picked the ball up to hand it to the bowler. Happens all the time. Sporting, right?

    Well, the rules state you can claim the batsman out and the umpire must give it out if you do so (obstructing the field of play). It happened yesterday as well.

    England didn’t go for it (sadly, it would’ve been fucking perfect revenge). But I bet if they did, the same cunt pundits wouldn’t have said the Aussie batsman was ‘dozy’ and that England were correct in claiming the batsman out.

    Kane is just another cunt who would say it’s ok to eat babies if his media handlers told him it was the thing to be saying now.

    The boring, slavering big-nosed, bottling imbecile.

    • And not to forget oppressed race baiter, Michael Holding, who popped his head out of one of his mansions to say ‘They say against the spirit of the game.Well that’s subjective, just stick to the rules.’

      Yes, those would be the rules they had to change because your ‘amazing’ team that dominated cricket in the late 70s/80s were bowling nothing but bouncers at batsmans’ heads.

      Funny how the West Indies are fucking shit now they have to actually play the game properly (Viv Richards and a few others aside, of course.)

  5. He says ‘obviously’ a lot too.

    Not the best word for him to be using if you’re the interviewer, as you get covered in his slobber.

    All post match interviews are banal, but his always especially so.

  6. Never heard of him and couldn’t care less if he drowns in a vat of liquid shit.

    • Benjamin Mendy just signed for Lorient for £52m

      Money for old rape

      • Never heard of that cunt either and he can join this other fucknut in the shit vat.

      • A honky player (a Scotchlander) was found not guilty of rape with no case to answer, but he’s not been allowed to carry on. He did get found guilty in a civil court (how does that work?) but has been cleared in the ‘proper’ courts.

        If he did rape someone, string him up for me.

        But if he’s not guilty in the crown court that should be the end of it.

        He can’t play (big protests when he tried to move to different clubs).

        Will the feminists and lefties be out in force to block Mendy’s move? Will the media be saying how terrible it is that he can carry on as normal?

        I fucking doubt it somehow.

    • Hey.. that’s our virtual signalling football captain, there is not a cause he won’t support even if it conflicts with another one.
      Bummers, ethnics, dead career criminals he loves them all..

      Though the gutless cunt won’t boycott a corrupt, racist and sexist football tournament..

      Gonna need a bigger vat to drown the whole fucking team and that uber cunt wokegate.

  7. “I swear on my daughter’s life that Gary Lineker is a decent, likeable, gimmigrant-housing star who is definitely not a cunt and a pervert.”

    • And to think everyone moaned about Jimmy Hill.

      Fuck me, give me 10 Chinny Hill’s over the rappers, left wing activists and lezzas we have now.

      I’m off to get the beers in later for the Women’s World Cup.

      You can’t beat a good comedy.

  9. He’s done himself up like a kipper. Two seasons ago he had a gentleman’s agreement with Levy that he could leave, then Levy reneged.
    Now he s 30 and Levy wants 120 million plus. Who the fuck is gonna pay that, plus his wages, for two or three seasons worth of employment?
    He should have put in a transfer request two years ago, but never had the balls. Still hasn’t.

    • ‘Now he s 30 and Levy wants 120 million plus. Who the fuck is gonna pay that’

      Manchester United. They pay silly money for shite these days.

      Then again Chelsea might as well.

  10. I think that the only way he will become a football pundit is if he says that he has always known that he was born in the wrong body.

    Harriet Kane.

    A big ginger wig, boob tube and mini skirt.

    He could also be a pundit for the women’s football.

  11. Good news. The lesbian world cup has started. I’m watching it on mute with the Benny Hill theme in the background

    • I don’t think Benny would’ve chased those munters about. Come to think if it, the birds chased Benny at the end, didn’t they?

      Hmmm. Yes, I bet they would’ve chased him then, in order to make a citizen’s arrest for racism and misogyny.

      Hopefully not in their underwear though, the fucking dogs.

  12. I heard him on some shit on the wireless where he was “talking” to Rishi Pakiboy – excruciating. I almost felt sorry that someone obviously educationally sub-normal had been put in that position (Kane that is).

  13. On the subjects of soccer ball, has TNT Sports (formerly BT) been cunted yet?
    They have just announced a more or less fully wimminz presenting team to go along with the increasingly wimminz pundits.
    Fucking boycott the virtue signalling cunts.

    • I can’t believe that so many women in the media are suddenly into football.

      Perhaps they should hire Karen Dunbar as well, so she can say ‘yes… I can definitely smell shite!’

  14. We don’t want this overrated cunt at Man United Too old & too expensive stay at Spurs you deserve one another.We have our own Harry that We cannot unload off our books Totally overrated player same as Glass Ankles Kane the latter I’ve never seen run after a ball.

    • PSG might take Kane now that Messi has gone and Mbappe is unsettled.

      Perfect club for him. At least he’d win a title.

    • Come off it, he’s 30 sure but has an incredible goalscoring record and hasn’t had major injury problems for a long time. If it got United back to the top table then it would be a great deal.

    • Indeed George. It’s a classic Glazer trick. Sign an over 30 has been and act like it’s a major coup for a big name. We need another Cantona or Van Nistelrooy. Not yet another past it relic with only a couple of years left.

      I still haven’t stopped laughing about Jonny Evans yet.

      • Have you seen the lad’s goalscoring record for the past season Norm? He’s a bit of a knob sure but be fair.

      • Yep Jonny Evans what’s that all about Norman ? No wonder you are laughing I thought it was the 1st of April 👎👎

    • Imagine if i wrote that on all the posts I wasn’t interested in.

      Who’d be more boring?

  16. Had a good laugh at all the isacunt posts, but I know his twin brother Wale-tongue with more saliva productive and thicker of pig shit the eye could ever see and bound to cost more in transfer fees alone. That’s all I’ve got I’m afraid.

  18. Hes a nauseating cunt. The rainbow stuff during the world cup was pathetic.

    Sport and especially world sporting events are great levellers. To a degree they transcend political boundaries and unite folk. As soon as people start bringing politics into it it fucks all of that up.

    If he gave such a shit about the lack of gay rights in Qatar he should have voted with his feet and stayed in the UK. Simples. Virtue signalling meat head cunt. I hope he twangs both his hamstrings the next time he takes the knee to support global marxism. Thick cunt.

  19. He makes Steve Davis look like Oliver Reed, the boring twat.

    In fact, just reading his name can put you into a coma.

  20. Fucking pundits and midfield playmakers. I dont follow this football that is a all over everywhere, but i used to quite enjoy saint and greavsie, proper banter. Brian moore was a top man too. All the rest can boil.

    • They don’t know what to say, with legal limitations besides their own. Now here’s snatches of the women’s world cuppa.

  21. He may initially end up in sunny Saudi on an absolute shed load after the cunts buy him for £200m, then ‘loaned’ back to Chelsea or Newcastle.

    Seems to be some bright spark has figured out a way to dodge the so-called ‘fair play’ regulations.

    Morning all.

    • Whatever the slavering thick cunt does, Ron. He’ll have a whale of a time. Go to bed in rainbow JimJams under matching duvet, with Zippy and Bungle.

    • What do you think of Villa signing Diaby Ron? Seems like you guys have an exciting project going on.

      • Evening OC;

        He looks a really exciting prospect to me. He can shift like a shithouse rat on roller skates; we need some pace up front. Plus he knows where the goal is.

        This window that’s Tielemans, Torres and Diaby for about £65m. At last, the powers-that-be at VP seem to have their heads screwed on the right way, and I don’t think we’re finished yet this window.

        Got some dead wood to shift if we can tho.

      • Gonna be a really exciting season with you, Brighton, and potentially even Bournemouth (judging by their business) and Brentford all pushing for Europe. I think the Premier League is going to become a lot more open in the coming years – about time as well.

  22. The mary whitehouse experience usa world cup. On you tube, i am too thick to provide a link. Funny as fuck, punditry as it should be.

  23. FtF, I imagine Harry the Kunt has already enjoyed the hospitality of Linekunt and all the migrants that he houses in his mansion.

    No doubt he has slipped from room to room like wee willy winkle in the middle of the night, running around in his dressing gown that he accidently lets slip as he taps on each door.

  24. If Bayern spunk £100m on Kane at 29 I will lose all respect for them. I’m sure there are several younger cheaper strikers kicking around the Bundesliga who could fill the gap more than adequately. I miss the days when Bayen were the more frugal of the giant clubs in Europe.

    United I don’t really care about as they’ve spent the best part of that on shite like Pogba and Maguire over the years. Is Kane the sort of player Ten Hag wants?

    Personally I wouldn’t even look at Kane.

    • What about the controversial black plug United are attempting to buy to keep out the goals ? Not for me.

      • Black pug? A bit small.

        Sure you want a great Dane in goal.

        Peter Schmeichel could come out of retirement.

      • Wish the football club across the road from Old Trafford Cricket Club would follow suit in an all white football team.

    • “I’m sure there are several younger cheaper strikers kicking around the Bundesliga who could fill the gap more than adequately.”
      Including one at Bayern themselves – Mathys Tel.

  25. Thick, virtue signalling, over rated, woke, semi mong, bottler, cunt.

    Hope I haven’t missed anything

    Morning all.

    • Although he did put away his penalty against the Italians, unlike Wokegate’s trio of ‘heroes’, one of who he bought on just to take a penalty.

      And people think he’s some sort of great manager.

      Those people have never seen a game of football involving a team that isn’t ‘in-ger-land’, the basic cunts.

  26. Harry’s penalty miss in the recent world cup quarter final against the French African select XI, told you all you need to know about this cunt.

    An embarrassing effort, especially against a keeper who couldn’t save a penalty from Joe Biden (Hugo Lloris)

  28. Fuck me……the Wimminz World Cup! 32 teams, all games shown live on BBC and ITV, loads of Wimminz pundits and commentators talking bollocks.
    It’s almost like a REAL World Cup!……..except no cunt will be watching it.

    • I would rather watch a patch of hobo spunk dry out than watch football of any kind unless it’s played on an active minefield.

      • Have you been round the back of my local Sainsbury’s? Best to wait until they close though.

    • To my mind, there is only one man who will do punditry for this wimmins world cup.

      And that is that pussywhipped cunt Phil Neville.

    • Of course, men are all but excluded from presenting or doing punditry for this bints goon show. Not that that is a bad thing (I notice
      Lord Lineker isn’t doing it).

      But, imagine the mass tarts chimp out if this was done to them for Qatar.

  29. Dribbling halfwit.Push him down a deep mine shaft and fill it using concrete.

  30. My telly team for the Wimmins World Cup would be as follows.

    Richard Keys as presenter.

    Graeme Souness, Big Ron, Gazza, and Matt Le Tissier as pundits.

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