Is he going to stay with Spurs? Is he going to Bayern Munich? Is he going to some other bunch of rich cunts? Who cares…. he’s already booked his future anyway. Let’s not forget that at the Qatar World Cup he wanted to wear the rainbow armband but, when threatened with an automatic yellow card, he backed down and decided to wear a 300 grand “gay watch” to show his solidarity with our sodomite friends.
When Harry boy finishes his career, which could be tomorrow if some cunt decides to give him the kicking he deserves, he is guaranteed a pundit job on BBC and Sky. Yes, he may be an inarticulate, undereducated moron but he knows how to play the game and do as he is told. I’m sure that he has taken advice from Sir ( not yet but we all know it’s coming) Gary Linekunt.
Nominated by Freddie the Frog.
Harry was recently over in that America on that YouTube channel where they make you eat chicken dipped in sauces so spicy that they make your face look like Fatty Arbuckle’s if he was on Gladiators…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy59Fq-GkJg
He actually comes off quite well in this, first time I have ever seen the bloke talk in this manner, ie. like a normal cunt.
He should have left Spurs years ago. 20 years at Spurs as man and boy. Jesus, that’s rough. It’s weird how he gets spoken of as a great player when he has never won anything. Bernd Schneider was great, he never won anything.
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Kane at Bayern? No, that would be a bad move. English players in Germany don’t do well…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foreign_Bundesliga_players#England
Maybe Kane should get a perm like Keegan and he’ll emulate his success at Hamburg? Maybe Kane should suck a bloke off in his car… allegedly.
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He should go to America. Go to Miami, play with Messi, fuck it. Going to Bayern would be horrible for him, living in Munich with Bavarians, who played crap last season, slim chance of them winning the Champions League any time soon. Win the Concacaf Campions League then go to glory in the Club World Cup! He’s a dim chap, old Harry. Rangers. Sign for Rangers… live in Govan, get stabbed.
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