Emma Mellor

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Single mother of five expresses outrage at the cost of a school trip abroad.

Daily Fail Link.

So there she is, all lips and tits, giving out about a proposed overseas trip.
Made sure she was photographed in the best possible way, and didn’t fail to mention her business.

Well done. You’ve had your Warhol moment, now fuck off, spare us your bleating and moaning, oh and I hope your lad isn’t too embarrassed about his Mum getting her tits oot fer the lads!

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

95 thoughts on “Emma Mellor”

  1. Nothing pulling a train could not sort out. Looks like its Caboose may be a bit rattily though.

  2. The cost is OTT but she has got herself in the newspaper so it’s well worth it

    Single mum, bet she gets a few offers to help her pay for the trip or maybe daddy will pay

    • Odin will happily pay.

      Unfortunately, little miss Shouldhaveswallowed will be used as a three holed activity centre until such time I get bored of her whining or the elasticity of her ringpiece is shot to bits.

      probably the former.

      • Oops. Not KC, should be Sick of it… Useless pricks like me could do with an edit function on here.

  3. “Hey son, I’m sending you on ‘holiday’ to Auschwitz to look at the photos of piles of bodies and to listen to the harrowing testimonies.”

    “Gee. Cheers mum. Maybe for Christmas you can send us to a kids’ hospice to really cheer us up.”

    £800 is a bit much for a school trip to be honest. What’s wrong with Alton Towers or Chester Zoo nowadays?

    If she hadn’t got a wizard’s sleeve after farting out 5 sprogs, I’d climb aboard and have a go on it and all.

  5. Get yer knockers out on only fans bee’ach, that’ll pay for it.
    Must be a slow day in the news
    Oh my god, i’ve found a wotsit in my crisp bag in the shape of a wiily! Alert the media!
    So what, i found one in my underpants ( a willy, not a wotsit)
    She was stunned and flabbergasted all at the same time, wait till she finds out what we’ve been saying about her on this naughty site.

    • It seems she should be delighted compared to the treatment dished out to many on here.

      A lot saying the school is daft asking for so much – out of touch, well off lefty head teachers decide stupid shite like this.

      I could understand this at a posh fee paying school, but not in a mainstream secondary school.

      And it seems a few want to make sweet love to her (or words to that effect.)

      But if she went to the Daily Mail to get social media likes- meh. Bit cunty.

  6. I couldn’t agree more with her, £900 quid to go and see Schnorbitz!!!! WTF do these cunting schools think parents are made of??? They must think every cunt earns as much as the teachers that are filling our childrens head full of shite.

    I can’t cunt this lass…………and for that reason……..ahm oot!

  7. I can’t quite agree with this cunting.

    Schools aren’t exactly known for shopping around for the best prices on equipment like computers and stationary and have ‘approved’ suppliers of uniforms who charge the earth for blazers. £800 is a bit much for child to visit Dooshkaland for a few nights for what seems like a thoroughly depressing Easter holiday. Auschwitz and fucking Salt Mines? Good grief.
    My brother went skiing in Italy with our old school, and it cost nowhere near as much.
    I think the nearest I got to a foreign holiday at school was a week in Yorkshire, but we didn’t go to restaurants, apart from Harry Ramsdens.

    As for he mum getting her tits out for the paps, hardly a hint of cleavage. It looks like a selfie the Mail have picked off of social media so she’s not the one at fault.

    Emma Mellor is not a cunt, she’s being a realist. The school is the cunt.

      • Good job you didn’t order the large chips and the gravy with each.

        Gravy with fish? I once had a posh twat laugh at me for that in a sit down chippy. ‘Gravy? With fish? Hwaah hwaah. No accounting for taste.’

        No accounting for your inbred face and sticky out ears, you freak (I now wished I had said.)

        But gravy with fish (chippy fish)?

        Discuss.

      • Gravy compliments any dish.

        Goes with anything.

        He laughed at me?
        I’d explain to the bloke it’s hard to eat fish chips an gravy with no fuckin teeth.

      • I think a big chunk of the deposit went on that. It would explain every lunch being a paste/filler sandwich, packet of crisps and a blue riband. Lots of walking on moors and country parks with streams. Trip to York, Bradford and Skipton.
        No aliens or big cats spotted on Ilkley moor though.

      • I remember Ramsden’s mushy peas and baked beans being served in ramekins rather than on the plate.

        I still prefer cod and chips in a box lined with greaseproof paper.

    • Fucking school outing to Bradford? Think I’d rather go to a salt mine.

      Did you have fun watching all the mobility Audi’s and VW in their local Bradford Gran Prix?

      • It was for the National Film and TV museum back in the late eighties (no later than 1990). Full of Parking Stanley’s back then as well. I think we got of the coach, spent two hours in the museum, ate lunch in the on-site cafeteria and fucked off.

  8. When I was a bout 19-20 I worked with an ex-army bloke whose son was suspended for saying something quite offensive about Jews during a school visit to a holocaust exhibition in a museum.

    He said ‘They’re only Jews.. they’re just like p@kis really’.

    I think his dad said he was in year nine so that was about 12-13 years old

  9. It must be remembered that the fee includes the teacher’s bar bill.

    Also,nice looking lass,baggy cunt or no.

  10. I’m not on board with this cunting.

    £799 is a fucking big slab of money, especially if extra cash is needed. The whole thing will probably set each family (assuming 1 child only per trip) a sum north of a grand. Utterly fucking ridiculous and unpleasant when some children won’t be joining their pals.

    Fair play to Emma for having the cojones to speak out. She is not an attractive lady, but not sure where the picture of her with her tits out is located.

    I’m sorry, but this is really the worst face of ISAC. There are plenty of genuine cunts around begging for a nomination and this lady isn’t one of them; Stephen Kinnock springs to mind as one that I need to submit a nomination for.

  11. I`ve been to the Wieliczka salt mines. There are several hundred miles of tunnels bored through solid salt. Someone had scrawled in biro on a wall “more salt this way ===>”. Well worth a visit, if you like salt.

  13. Fuck this moaning bitch. She makes it sound like it’s compulsory. It’s a free market and that’s the price…..if you can’t afford it then you can’t afford it, stop whining bitch! Shall I make a list of all the things I want and can’t afford? We’ll be here a fucking long time, trust me.
    I’ve been to Auschwitz, along with many other camps, and it’s no place for entitled little brats with entitled bastard parents. They won’t appreciate it, so don’t waste your money cunt brain. She only wants him to go so she can brag about it on Facefuck anyway. Now she’s had her fifteen minutes of fame in the media she should be happy. Fucking no tit whore.

  14. Maybe don’t have 5 kids you slapper

    Also maybe ask the dad(s) for a contribution

    That’s if you know who they are

      • It shouldn’t but if you had less kids , it might be a consideration still.

      • the number of kids she has is irrelevant. The rice is for one child, regardless of parents or siblings.

      • It’s not irrelevant at all.

        Her cost base is much higher with 5 kids than it would be with 1 or 2 , hence more cash to go around.

        Yes the price would be the same regardless of the number of kids she has but she might actually be able to have the choice to send the kid if she didn’t have to spend all of her cash on the other 4 as well.

        i thought that might be obvious

      • I have 2 kids and am on a reasonable salary, but I certainly could not either justify or have the disposable income to send even 1 of the 2 kids on a £799+ school trip.

        CP’s point above is clear.

  15. I know Emma it’s terrible the price of things theses days..

    Like slappers with five kids costing taxpayers a fortune..

    Third world vermin, hotel tabs..

    Maybe we should look into reopening a few death camps to save us a kings ransom.

    • Five kids? FIVE? Tena pants alert incoming.

      If they want to see Poland, just go to Boston in Lincs…or indeed any major town or city seems to be infested with them.

      • Warsaw-on-Sea, formerly known as Bournemouth.
        I don’t think we have any dinghy crossers here yet, but as we now have a majority LibDumb council, I suppose it’s only a matter of time.

  16. Nazi history fact. Did you know that today is the 79th anniversary of the July Bomb Plot? That’s when they tried to blow Adolf to kingdom come but he ended up with tattered trousers and his hair sticking up like a clown. That must have been a funny sight.
    Probably best not to laugh though. 😁

    • “…but he ended up with tattered trousers and his hair sticking up like a clown. That must have been a funny sight….”

      …and when Keitel and his adjutant got him back to his bunkhouse he ckecked his pulse… 72…!! Morrel arrived and confirmed … 72.

  17. usual situation here, some tart hooks guy if he has money, afore mentioned tart usually gets caught trying to land/bed richer guy, gets caught out, divorced just when she,s on the down hill section of her charms and suddenly has to start paying for shit herself.
    So when there is no one in the frame to blow, its whine time about the cost of stuff that she never had to fund herself, kids trips, tyres, servicing or diesel for her Merc, gas ,electric, however thinks nothing about blowing £200 on a bottle perfume, make up, hair do, fuckmaster 3000, so you see a slight double standard with these spunk trumpets.
    Burn through someone else,s money like its a timed competition, but when its her own hard earned cash its always a different story for these money grabbing, gold digging cunts…..

    • How can a lady do without a “fuckmaster 3000” these days…almost as essential as an ironing board or kettle.

  18. I reckon the price of the trip must have included a couple of Cornish Pasty Co. products. That would explain it eh Mis?

    • We had one of those shops down our way. £7.50 for a large pasty and paper cup of potato wedges, and the pasty was mostly swede and potato. The meat was about the same quality as you get in Fray Bentos nuke-proof pies.

      Naughty putting that sort of price on at a festival, let alone a high street shop.

  19. If you have any decency you shouldn’t send your children to watch where people, through no fault of their own, suffered in the hands of the Nazis. If you want them to believe in schadenfreude, let them visit the guilty graves of the Nazis.

    Karma on crazyshit for starters, helps a lot.

  20. It’s a lot of money for a school trip.

    I remember I paid for my lad to go skiing in Austria but it wasn’t anything like that price.

    This lady is not guilty simply by making my balls throb and looking sultry.

      • She will be putty in your grubby hands when she your handmade bed and Country Cream gates, Miserable.

  21. You can get a National Express bus from Shrewsbury to London Victoria for under £30 and enjoy the delights of Islamabad, Delhi, Dhaka, Lagos…..

      • We went to Wicksteed Park Mis. The massive swinging pirate ship was probably the highlight.

    • Good point. That’s a cheap way to see the world. You can only stay for one day though. The hotels are full of immos.

    • Mogadishu-on-Thames, or have the Somalis fucked off because it’s getting too violent?

      Aled Jones had his Rolex stolen by a machete-wielding loon in sunny Chiswick, west London.

  22. There are a few things in the Daily Fail article that don’t add up:

    Is this haggard piece of strumpet looking for sympathy – what’s the objective?
    She has FIVE children
    She is a SINGLE mother
    Where the Daddy(s)

    She appears to have her own business citation from the Mail states “self-employed wellbeing business”

    Methinks her wellbeing business is a front for her being basically a slag and whoring herself out and getting herself up the duff five times.

  23. Boo fucking Hoo Emma, I remember the time I had to take home to my mother, Mediterrainian cruise £300. This is the early 70’s. I thought Nah that’s a non goer didn’t let the old dear have said form. Sister in law a few days later, did you see? Epic meltdown off the old dear. It’s addressed to me not you. Well you would say no anyway so what?
    A clip round the ear the size of little boy landed on the left ear.

    There is one way you could pay for it Emma. £10 for a gobble?

  24. What the fuck is a “wellbeing business”? I suspect it has everything to do with her own wellbeing not some other cunts.

  25. An appalling indictment of the state of the British High Street today.
    Overpriced coffee shop no. 1, pop-up empty doorway no. 1, complete with smack heads, Turkish barber, vape shop, nail bar, sklep, tanning shop, Subway, underpass to nowhere, full of shit/piss/chundermcrackheads, boarded-up pub, wellbeing salon (massage /blow jobs), africunt syrup and facepaint boutique, coffee shop no. 16 &c….

  26. If she feels guilty that her child wont get to experience the filth and the horror of an Eastern European death camp she could always send him to Pontins for a week. It would only cost her fifty quid.

    • Pontin’s have a low carbon footprint option. Children aren’t returned home in any form whatsoever. They are recycled in situ, as hog roast. All cooked in Electro-Tel Ovens™ powered by dynamos attached to exercise wheels.

  27. Oh fucking dear, I am totally gutted. If you cannot afford it he cannot go….shit that was last century.
    Some stupid cunt will give her the money.

    • I couldn’t give her the full 800 but I could definitely give her one.

  29. You might not cunt her for complaining about the trip cost. But you might cunt her for jumping on the talky-touchy-feely-noworkee bandwagon.

    https://emmamellor.com/

    Wonder how much she charges for her woo wellbeing crap? And whether it might in some circumstances be considered exorbitant?

    Just fill in the contact form.

    • 40 days of self love?

      Surely that would bring callouses to one’s palm and a grazed foreskin?

    • Well being without the wank? eh? sorry love, wanking is the foundation of my well being. your well being stuff doesn’t work for me, sorry.

      Good find Komodo. I’m going to contact her to see if she will make an exception.

    • same. at least that’s what my cunt dad said. no money because he was sticking it all in ISAs.

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