Dead Pool [293]

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NEW YORK, NY – AUGUST 03: Music legend Tony Bennett arrives for his 90th birthday celebration at the at The Rainbow Room on August 3, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for RPM)

Congratulations Sir Limpy Stoke who has won Dead Pool 292 by picking legendary crooner Tony Bennett who died today aged 96.On to Dead Pool 293.

Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .Its first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chrono1logy of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

#Please only put your nominations on this thread not the previous one#

62 thoughts on “Dead Pool [293]”

  1. Sir Limpys picks:

    Vanessa Redgrave
    Jim Davidson
    Tom Baker
    James Whale
    Tommy Steele

  2. Eddie Stobart
    Alan Greenspan
    Nancy Olson
    Annette Crosbie
    Eileen Derbyshire.

    Nice work Sir Limpers.

  4. Joanne Woodward
    Sandra Day O’Connor
    Ivan Krasko
    Violeta Chamorro
    Patrick Murray

  5. Henry Kissinger
    Jimmy Carter
    Uncle Joe Biden
    Noam Chomsky
    Bobby Charlton

  6. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Carol McGiffin
    Liza Minelli.
    Dolph Lundgrun

    • Or it might be Lungrun?

      I dunno? Do we get disqualified if we don’t spell the kippered, sorry I meant the dearly departed, name correctly?

      Enquiring minds etc, etc..

  7. Capital, Sir Limply. Well done. Sir.

    Patsy King
    Anne Reid
    Andy Taylor
    Denis Law
    Madonna

  8. Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Roger Corman
    June Spencer (The Archers)
    Gudrun Ure
    Bob Barker

  11. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

  12. Congrats Sir LS

    As my usual suspects cling stubbornly to life and as I am completely disgusted with the state of American politics, I’m switching up and choosing the worst of the worst in the American Television pundit class. The truly repulsive cunts who disgrace the airwaves and deserve to meet the Grim Reaper are (in no particular order):

    James Carville. Nicknamed the Ragin’ Cajun during his time with Slick Willy Clinton’s regime, this despicable old hack is still spewing his vile rhetoric…although nowadays not too many people pay the Cajun Creep / Redneck Retard any attention.

    Dick Morris. Another Clinton hack, this piece of shit disgraced himself by getting caught sharing secrets with prostitutes from a bedroom in a Washington Hotel. He has since (claimed) to advise President Trump and now offers his irrelevant insights on Newsmax.

    Mark Haplrin. Another has-been picked up by Newsmax, Haplrin fell victim to the Me-Two-Three-and Four pogroms of the recent past. Formerly Chief Political analyst for ABC he now shares his meaningless thoughts about 24 times a day on an otherwise pretty good network.

    Frank Luntz. I don’t have words to express the contempt I have for this slimy little turd. He used to offer his insights as a Republican pollster on RAT News until people began calling him out for his establishment drivel and idiocy. He now gives most of his irrelevant advice behind closed doors. He is a close personal friend of Uni-party Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy. That alone secures him a place in the Pool.

    Karl Rove. Speaking of RAT News and establishment drivel and idiocy…the hack known as the Architect from his role in Junior’s rise to political power…has taken to pushing Uni-party propaganda in the guise of political wisdom on the now thoroughly Main Stream network formerly known as FOX. I wish he would have retired and gone hunting with Dick Cheney.

    • So you wake up in the morning and you’re preparing your morning coffee (or tea), and you open your browser to see IsaC’s daily nominations, and you see someone has won the Deadpool, so you click the link, and are scrolling thorough the names and…AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!, you spit coffee (or tea) all over the screen.

      Your brain freezes. Your mind goes numb. Your tongue sticks to the roof of your mouth. You begin to shake. You start sweating profusely. You lose control of your bowels and urine collects in a pool at your feet. You’ve just been bitch slapped by reality!

      Shaun has named you in the Deadpool!

      • General, fucking Bovril all over my monitor pissing myself laughing at your comments. Bloody funny, carry on the good work.

  15. Tom Baker
    Rob Burrows
    Jimmy cricket
    Phil cool
    Jasper carrot

  22. Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    Sammy Gravano
    Kenny Noye
    Micky McAvoy (Brinks Mat)

  24. Well done Sir Limply.

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Glynis Johns
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Sandy Gall

  26. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
    Bang on Limpers.

  27. Congratulations Sir Limply.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Desmond Morris
    Norman Jewison
    Len Deighton
    Willie Nelson

  29. 1 Cliff ‘Colostomy Bag’ Richard
    2 John ‘Cliff’s Cum Dump’ McElynn
    3 Doug ‘Buster Bloodvessel’ Trendle
    4 Helen ‘Chinless scaley reptile off of Coronation St’ Worth
    5 Eileen ‘Cum on’ Derbyshire

  30. Dame Katherine Patricia Routledge
    Herb Alpert
    Sergio Mendez
    Charo (dancer, singer, married Xavier Cugat)
    Max Baer Jr. (Jethro)

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