Paul McCartney (11)

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and the Beatles are cunts.

Well, to be fair, it’s nothing to do with the two dead ones, But Macca is milking the Fab Four cash cow yet again. He claims that with the help of the dreaded AI, there will be a ‘final’ Beatles song.

Funny, where have we heard that before? The 1995 cash-in ‘Free As A Bird’ was trumpeted as the ‘last Beatles record’.

Then there was another one. ‘Real Love’. The last absolutely the last Beatles record ever.

And now, there is another bloody one.Needless to say, it will be nowhere near their best work. They disbanded in 1970 for fuck’s sake and two of them are long dead. How much more can the cunts squeeze out of it? The way they got into bed with Disney recently was bad enough. But this is plunging the depths. Talk about a dead horse well and truly flogged.

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Nominated by Norman.

68 thoughts on “Paul McCartney (11)”

  1. Norman having a pop at scousers again.
    What a surprise. You just can’t Let it Be can you mate? It’s a Long and Winding Road, know what I mean?

  2. Apparently Macca told his ex-wife Heather Mills that he was going to dedicate a new song to her. Eventually she realised he was just pulling her leg.

    • He gave her a plane as part of the divorce settlement. She uses a razor on the other leg. 🥸

    • I think this will be brilliant and will trigger Beatlemania.

      Artificial intelligence is the 5th Beatle.

      With the leaps in cloning, Ai and advancements in robotics,
      Scientists believe it’s possible to resurrect the Beatles.

      Probably keep them on a island for safety like Jurrasic park.

    • Paul once got mad at Heather and told her; “you may be a lover but you ain’t no dancer.”

  3. He gave her a plane as part of the divorce settlement. She uses a razor on the other leg. 🥸

    • Thanks for that link. Been a long long time since I heard it. Macca sleeps well, most arseholes well corked do.

  5. If Artificial Intelligence can bring Lennon back from the dead maybe it can run the fucking country. I can’t see any hope of any real intelligence doing it.
    Bunch of cunts.

    • I think in our lifetime we’ll see either a AI prime minister or cloned Beatle in number 10.

      Maybe number9
      Number9
      Number 9
      Number 9

      • Revolution 9 – a track from Beatles White Album?

        Number 10 Downing Street – the residence of the UK Prime Minister?

      • Not thick but absolutely wasted on me this Beatles shit I’ve never ever listened to any of their shit music.👎
        Dame Edna said it best I’ve heard the group brick up the cellar ( Hint at the Cavern Club ) 😁😁👍

  6. Real Love was alright, but then it was written as a solo Lennon track before Macca decided to steal it. At keast it was written by a human, not a machine.

    Does McCartney need the money? He must be down to his last £100 million.

  7. Who’d have thought it?
    Fat Reg’s last ever live UK performance to be followed by the last ever Beatles record.
    That is until Macca carks it and his recently bereaved family find a long lost tape in his undercrackers drawer.
    I fear this shit will never end.

    • It started with Natalie King Cole cashing inon her dad. Next it’ll be Paul Gadd doing an album with Rolf Harris.

      • Actually…not to put too fine a point on it…(I think) Hank Williams Jr. started it in 1989 with the release (recorded in 1988) of a duet with his father’s tongue in cheek classic…”There’s a Tear in My Beer.”* (You can’t make this up.)

        Natalie Cole released her duet (Unforgettable) with her father in 1991.

        No matter. This ghoulish notion of editing yourself into a film with a dead artist and singing a duet with said corpse is metaphysical level cuntishness.

        *Big Bill Lester actually recorded and released this song. Hank Jr. used some footage of his dad singing this song somewhere live and added himself and his band.

  8. I’m still recovering from hearing some of Macca’s headline gig at last years Glastonbury.

    A vocal range more suited to a Werther’s Originals advert.

  9. That purple hair dye he uses ain’t cheap..
    He does use it eight days a week.

  10. None of these ancient musical types can help themselves,they are compelled to muck about with whatever legacy they have..and make fools of themselves,just for money,of which they tend to have more than they can ever spend.

    Some Beatles music is all right but McCartney is a silly,grasping egotistical Cunt.

  11. Paul, known tight arse with money, fucked up with the strumpet Jane Asher and ended up with a bird sporting a mullet.

    John, murdered his best friend, abusive husband and absent father. And ended up with a Japanese witch

    George, grumpy as fuck, worshipped Eastern religions, but his real god was money.

    Ringo, Rode the goodship HMS Beatles all the way to the bank.

    Not to mention they were all from country of Liverpool which is reason alone to call them Cunts.

    • Can never understand why he dumped Jane Asher, she was hot stuff back then.

      • Apparently he had loads of totty on the go in the 60s. Jane Asher, some fit American heiress, a couple of Miss GB winners, some fit hippy chick and many more. And he dumped the lot for bloody Linda….🙄

  14. The Fab Four, looking back a fucking screaming (girls) embarrassment but not as big an embarrassment as the Fat Three at Glastonbury

    Fat Reg
    Fat Capaldi
    Fat Lizzo

    All cunts!

    • Apparently Not so Little Lewis Capaldi has ‘tourettes’. Awww bless.
      I can hear him now when h e has a turn…

      Fat fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fat fat fat fat cunt cunt cunt cunt!’

  16. The drummer boy pisses me of , every time he pops up, it’s peace and love man with the obligatory v sign.

    Fuck of Starkey, that was 60 years ago…💩

  17. AI would conclude he should have been exiled to another planet after the Frog Song.
    And preferably behind a radiation belt preventing him from transmitting the crap back to earth.

  19. He needn’t use AI, he already has a song that will make it to number one if released now.

    In a town in the US
    Lived a man who sailed to sea
    And he told us of his life
    In his company, OceanGate
    So he conned, a load of mugs
    To give a load of dosh
    And they dives beneath the waves
    In their little submarine

    They got crushed in a little submarine
    A little submarine, A little submarine
    They got crushed in a little submarine
    A little submarine, A little submarine

  20. Bloody hell, he’s got loads more money than God.

    Why the fuck does he bother?

    In his place I’d have retired 40 years ago to the West Indies and shagged myself senseless on the best whores money could buy.

    What a daft cunt.

    Morning all.

    • Paul’s dragon Linda kept him on a firm lead, Ron.

      She went with him on every tour, and she was so jealous and paranoid she banned the other Wings band members from taking their younger and miles more attractive wives and girlfriends on tour.

      Macca was the top fanny magnet in the Beatles. But he traded that in to hump Linda every night. Strange lads, these rock stars.

  21. Off topic can anyone check my nomination that I posted that has been moderated 4 times and tell me what word I shouldn’t be using.. cheers.

  22. I will cunt the scraping of the barrel (it is after all cuntish) but I can’t bring myself to cunt Paul McCartney……………. and so foh that rizzin……..ahm oot.

  23. lyrics updated to fit the narrative. if our woke overlords would ever air it more like in the tune of elenor rigby .I look at all the immo people ,where the fuck do all these cunts come from ,elenor rigby was beaten and raped and left for dead’no body fucking cares,i look at all the fucking immos ,where the fuck do they all come from.etc

  24. My favourite Beatle-related tune is ‘Dream Away’ by George. Mainly because it was used for the end credits to Time Bandits.

  25. As much as I enjoy a bit of ELO, if Jeff Lynne produces again, it will be shit.
    Fucking reverb on everything, that muffled ELO/Willburys drum sound, and it’ll sound like a slow speed version of ‘Telephone Line’

    Top bloke, Jeff. But Macca should have put his foot down and told George his mate wasn’t filling George Martin’s shoes.

  26. And you can bet your bollocks that those two cash-in cunts Brian May and Roger Taylor will use an AI thing of Freddie Mercury to ‘resurrect’ Queen.🙄

  27. Paul McCartney total cunt obsessed with money and tight-fisted git Probably why they put corners on 50p so they could put a spanner on them.
    Was some pop star 63 years ago but still thinks that he is singing Dad music hurry up and die total wanker👎👎

    • Macca is a notorious tightarse. When his Wings bandmate Denny Laine got married, the McCartneys sent the happy couple some Marks and Sparks bedsheets, unwrapped in their M&S carrier bag.

      And the Cambelltown Pipers who played on the dire Mull of Kintyre got paid next to fuck all.

      And renowned Liverpool sax player, Howie Casey played on the ‘Band on the Run’ album. McCartney asked Howie if he wanted anything. Casey said ‘I wouldn’t mind a beer, Paul.’ A roadie was sent out and came back to give Casey on solitary bottle of beer.

      Tighter than a fish’s arsehole, and that’s watertight.

  28. The so called Fabs are greedy bastards. They’ve got millions, yet they still sold their arses to corporate monsters.

    Apple got free of EMI and ABKCO In 1989, and the label became hugely successful again in the 90s with the Anthology albums and the ‘1’ compilation.

    Plenty of money for them all. But they decided to sell their recorded legacy to UMG and the Peter Jackson documentary to Disney, and all for the spondooliks. Not to mention their ridiculously overpriced reissue box sets. I got a box set of the Moody Blues ‘In Search of the Lost Chord’ for 50 quid, when the box set of ‘Revolver’ is 200 quid for less content.
    They really are grabbing cunts, what’s left of them.

    Actually, the solo John Lennon reissues that come out are reasonably priced and are better remastered and value for money. So, it’s probably nothing to do with Yoko. It’s more likely down to tightwad Macca that the Beatles stuff (and his solo stuff) is so extortionate.

  29. My Mum met him where she worked, said he was a miserable git. I believe her.

    Sir Paul McCunty.

  30. Come across this cunt a few times. Can’t fucking stand him.
    Tight as a fish’s arse, and that’s watertight.

    Despite being worth megabucks, I can honestly say I’ve never experienced him buying a round of drinks.

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