Michael Sheen (3)

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A ‘fuck you boyo’ cunting for luvvy gobshite Michael Sheen.

Sheen’s been mouthing off on the vexing question of whether or not actors can credibly play identities where they don’t have the appropriate life experience; you know, can a hetrosexual realistically play a gay person and so on.

Sheen pontificates that he finds it ‘very hard to accept’ actors who are not Welsh portraying Welsh characters. So speaks the man who’s pursued a very lucrative career playing such obviously Welsh characters as Brian Clough, Tony Bliar and
David Frost.

Personally laddo, I don’t think your profession would make much progress if your colleagues felt the same way. No Oscar for Colin Firth in ‘The King’s Speech’ because he didn’t really have a stutter. No Oscar for Eddie Redmayne in ‘The Theory of Everything’ because he wasn’t really a wheelchair bound sufferer from motor neurone disease. And I’m pretty sure that your fellow Welsh thespian Anthony Hopkins hadn’t actually killed a census taker and then eaten his liver with some fava beans and a fine Chianti.

It’s called ‘acting’ dear boy. A-C-T-I-N-G. Look it up in the dictionary some time.

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76 thoughts on “Michael Sheen (3)”

  1. He is a massive cunt just for playing Tony fucking Blair three times..

    And never playing him as a oily,slimy sex toy for mandy.

    Calm down mickey, you are no richard Burton.

    • MAKEUP! MAKEUP!!
      This is a emergency,
      More blusher please ducky.

      It’s not acting if you can only play yourself?
      He’s talking bollocks darling.

      Look Llywellyn, playing a Welshman is the easiest job in acting.

      A stick on monobrow
      Pair of wellies
      Start spitting
      Accept a Oscar.

      Daft Cunt, my lovely

    • He wasn’t English so by his logic shouldn’t have played Blair or starred in most of the films he has.Sheep shagging loony left luvvie cunt .

  2. Actors should stick to saying words that someone else writes; when they come out with their own thoughts they tend to make themselves look like cunts , which of course most of them are.
    Good morning all, a tad soggy here in Cornwall.

  3. When I was growing up, there was two types of Mr Sheen. Barry, a real man who rode motorbikes and shagged women. Then there was the brand of furniture polish.
    Both far more useful and the later left a more pleasant smell than this hypocritical twat.

  4. Sheen suffers from the foot-in-mouth syndrome that seems to affect so many luvvy darlinks.

    That and the king-sized ego.

    Is he any relation to AIDS-riddled cokeheaded Hollywood arsehole, Charlie Sheen?

      • Michael Sheen drinks dragon’s blood.
        Charlie Sheen drinks tiger blood.

        Imagine if CHARLIE Sheen had played Brian Clough in The Damned United? He would have gave the Derby players cocaine not brandy and Kevin Hector would have scored 100 goals each season, making Jimmy Greaves look like Jason Lee… which would have been good for Jimmy as the pineapple would have covered up his bald-patch.

  5. Richard Burton was a cunt. How could he possibly give true meaning to the roles of an Englishman (Churchill), a German (Wagner), a Slav (Tito) or two Italians (Mark Antony and Petruchio) without the lived experience of those nationalities?
    He should have stuck to Lloyd George and Dylan Thomas.
    Cancel the cunt.

  6. Men should be played by men, women by women, blacks by blacks. But restricting roles to a nationality can’t be right. Jobs for the boyos eh?

    • What if I identify as a Welshman?

      Surely in today’s Bizzarro world where kids are cats and dinosaurs,
      Men are women,
      I can be anything I want and anybody questions it is committing a criminal offence akin to genocide?

      Your in deep trouble Sheen.
      Bring out the human rights lawyers!

      • I’m sure Sheen would be fine if Aneurin Bevan was played by an African who identified as a pink haired tranny. But not by some English white bloke.

  7. Cunt he undoubtedly is, but he’s knobbed Kate Beckinsale, so fair play to him.
    I’d murder any number of my ISaC chums if it meant I could sink my willy into Beckinsale’s bumhole.

  8. It’s simple….the Taffs are an oppressed minority therefore can only be played by a Taff. Anybody can play a white Englishman or Yank because they are the oppressors. Unless of course they are bent in which case only a bender can play that role. That’s what it’s about……the wokie’s simplistic view of world history. Oppressor and oppressed…..geddit? Now where’s my fucking Oscar?

  9. If we all had to qualify ( by his beliefs ) not a single Dhaki or Dooshka would appear in any uk programme that predates the Tony Blair era. I say bring it on.

  10. This of course, falls in an area with which we are so familiar these days i.e. the MSM giving us the benefit of the analysis of some subject from the massive intellect of a celebrity. I wonder how these stories are initiated. Does someone in the MSM decide to ask the opinion of a celeb because it will gain them viewers/listeners/readers? Or does a footballer/actor/singer phone a branch of the MSM to pass on their awe-inspiring perceptions on climate change etc?

    • They are the best of us arfur,look how many followers they have on twatter.

      Gary Lineker can solve complex world problems by re-tweeting someone else’s opinion and pretending it was he’s idea.

      Sheen probably thinks that after playing Blair he is a world’s statesman, not a war criminal who should be hanged.

  12. Why are the Welsh so over protective, what’s to shout about?
    They hail from a region of the UK who’s landscape has been scarred by centuries of heavy industry and eventual decline.
    A place where it rains all the time.
    And they’re most recent gifts to the world have the laziest footballer in history and a rugby playing arse bandit who likes spreading HIV.
    I’d keep my fucking mouth shut if I were one of them.

      • No offence. I’m a white English male, so therefore institutionally racist.

      • CC is what one would call a sophisticated Welshman, leave him alone. One of Isaac’s finest.

        Has a pair of shoes, an outdoor shithouse and everything.

  13. This cunt has his head so far up his own arse he could convincingly play a trapped Chinese coal miner.

  14. I notice he kept all this shit under wraps whilst he was arse licking his way to where he is now. Didn’t want to rock the boat on the way up did he?

    I’d love it if all the film cunts took only let him play Welsh men now.

    I wonder if he could wring three turns out of max Boyce?

    Cunts like this piss me off because they cause division just to stay relevant. Is that vat of horse piss on the fire nearly there or what?

  15. I spend too much time watching films from other lands to have noticed actors criticising their fellow professionals. I personally find it a bit naughty. Sheen’s a reasonably good character actor and find it surprising he’s being obnoxious. He may have been critical in passing and then forgotten about it. Once its out, people don’t forget and remember it just like a good performance that’ll always be remembered.

    It’s the luck of the draw. Some actors play themselves and if you admire them you don’t mind.

    I’ve never been one for these award ceremonies and tend to be my own personal critic when giving out prizes.

  16. It amazes me how Actors and pop stars when they acquire fame and fortune also gain wisdom beyond their years, they don’t really they just surround themselves with arse lickers who tell them how fantastic and brilliant they are then they go and make complete cunts out of themselves which is far more rewarding than watching them carry out their day job.!

    • Great point well made Boss

      That is exactly the point.

      They live in a bubble full of sycophants

  17. Actors are cunts who get paid for pretending to be another cunt.
    Go fruit picking or do something useful.

  18. The cunt has obviously made no money acting. He cant even afford a hair cut or razor

  19. Difficult one.
    Can you imagine the casting dilemma posed by trying to make a film about the legendary Al Jolson?
    Mammy(-Mia!)

  20. Stayed in a little place in Switzerland years ago . I remember going in this cafe each day and would see this little drunk unkempt old man slumped over the table. Someone pointed out to me that it was Richard Burton. What a sad ending.

  21. I seem to remember this cunt made a good job of playing Kenneth Williams in some tv thing and he’s not a fucking poof is he? Broke your own rules there Sheeny boy, you sheepshagging cunt.

  22. Logical corollary then is no actor can play an alien, vampire, demon, angel, wizzard etc

    Stupid lefties.

  23. Another bitter, self hating hypocrite. Back to the mines with you, you sheep fiddling cunt.

  24. Its the film directors I look to first who bring out the best in actors and actresses. Such as in no particular order: Akira Kurosawa, Paul Verhoeven, Nagisa Oshima, Pedro Almodovar, Maurice Pialat, Eric Rohmer, Vittorio De Sica, Claude Chabrol, Mikio Naruse, Henri Couzot, Robert Bresson, Francois Ozon, Yasujiro Ozu, Rainer Werner Fassinder, Carl Dreyer, Bernardo Bertolucci, Claude Berri, Federico Fellini, Werner Hertzog, Luis Bunuel, Jean Cocteau, Jacques Rivette, Patrice Leconte, Takashi Miike, Francois Truffaut, Michael Haneke, Jean-Luc Godard, Ingmar Bergman, Susanne Bier, Agnes Varda, Jean Renoir. To name but a few.

  25. hhhmm let’s see,
    The qualifications for you chosen job are :
    You speak other peoples words.
    you wear other peoples clothes.
    you move about where other people tell you.
    you wear make up.
    intellectual skills are not required.
    Skilled workers provide the means for you to perform.

    The term court jester really is applicable.
    Other than that “carry” on poncing about and keep you own imbecilic thoughts to yourselves.
    No one is interested….!

  26. Stick him in a room with Weinstein and Spacey and he’ll come out a changed man, method actor extraordinaire.

  28. The next time I go to the Doctors, I don’t want to see any ordinary MD. They’re surplus to requirements now due to highly qualified football prattler on, Gary Lineker and reading out aloud Martin Sheen. Fonts of all knowledge of the whole known galaxies and Universe.

  29. He was great as Brian Clough. An Englishman, last time I checked.

    His cultural appropriation has offended me so much, I demand his fee for this role, by way of compensation for my hurt feelings.

    The steaming great twat.
    Isn’t it, Myfanwy?

    • Yes ‘The Damned United’ was a great watch.

      Colm Meaney did a terrific Don Revey as well.

  30. Sticking his dick in Sarah Silverman’s rancid undergrowth has poisoned his mind.

    He keeps dreaming about biting a gorilla.

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