Cunters will be aware that it is incumbent upon Hollywood royalty to endow the little people with the benefit of their wisdom. So here’s sad old dear Jane Fonda, whose own carbon footprint matches that of a small country, flying from her multi-million dollar mansion in LA to Cannes to tell us that climate change is all the fault of racism and the patriarchy.
Yes of course it is dearie, it’s all down to us white men. Hanoi Jane says we should be arrested and jailed for our sins and fossil fuels will have to go. Interesting comments from someone who wouldn’t have a face if it wasn’t for the oil industry. Nor indeed a career if it wasn’t for nepotism and white men.
Well here’s an idea Barbarella. As the world is going to be engulfed in flames next Tuesday, I suggest you crawl back into your cryogenic pod before your visage melts. Frankly, Madame Tussaud would have made a better job of it.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
I thought this hypocritical, communist old bag was dead already.
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Rich as Midas like all these other Hollyweird lizards,
Lecturing us, whilst living a life of indulgence.
As well as being a commie she’s also guilty of the keep fit craze that got women attending yoga classes and wearing leg warmers rather than concentrate on not burning the dinner.
Was she fit in Barbarella?
Yes.
She’s obsessed by trying to look young despite being 103,
Do the decent thing and just get in your coffin you cunt.
Her brother who’s a worse actor than Ray Winstone is a cock too.
I loved it in Easy Rider when the Rednecks shot him and his boyfriend off their bikes.
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Dunno who’s the bigger cunt out of this old witch or Vanessa Redgrave. Both ought to be shot out of a cannon that’s aimed at some rocks.
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Redgrave definitely the bigger cunt of the two.
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Oh yeah, Hanoi Jane…… rich bitch born into a rich Hollywoke family…..can anyone be surprised that she’s coming out with this wokie bullshit? The biggest cunts are the wankers who take this decomposing old slag seriously. I might put the cunt in my dead pool list. I like to win but if I can hit a right fucking arsehole at the same time that’s a very satisfying result!
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Do it Freddie!
If you Dead Pool the Vampiress I’ll drive the fucking stake!
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I imagine after that interview the frozen faced bitch gave her 200 million dollar fortune to the unfortunate people she loves so much..
I’ll wait…
Fuck it got to be at work on Monday.
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What a cunt.
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When she was Barbarella she was fit as fuck in that outfit with the boots and everything.
I bet she had the ISaC horn section spilling more seed than Michael J. Fox trying to refill his bird feeders.
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She’s had a easy life.
Same for her talentless brother.
Connected see?
A Fonda.
These acting cunts have their spawn tapdancing on the stage age 3.
Like that little cunt Dexter Fletcher.
Given a leg up all the way.
I watched a documentary about Glastonbury 1993.
Dexter’s in it.
The cunt was in Bugsy Malone.
Then Press gang on TV.
He stole some flowers for his girlfriend once.
His girlfriend was Julia sawalha,
The flower stall was Buster Edwards the great train robbers.
Everyone he knows is famous!!
He got a role in Lock stock off Guy Ritchie.
Now he’s a director.
Helped all the way.
Like Keith Allen
No talent but lots of famous friends.
I hate these cunts.
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Yep. Her in the Orgasmotron.
The niece Bridget wasnt bad in her day. One of Tarantino’s films (Jackie Brown?) showed her off well.
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Bridget Fonda was and probably still is fit as fuck. I had the horn for her back in the early 90s.
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Had a few Tommy tanks over her in Barbarella.
Sorry, what was this about again?
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Fuck my old boots. Laughed my frikkin arse off
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I dunno.
Her face is so like her father Henry that lusting after her feels a bit weird.
Now he was a great actor especially in westerns like Warlock. The man in black with deadly six shooters.
We need him to deal with road protesters.
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It’s just word salad, senile wiffer.
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Imagine rowing the Atlantic aged 85 to give a speech?
After all we can assume such an authority on Worrying About The Weather wouldn’t knowingly pollute the planet by flying in an aircraft or using incalculable amounts of energy and natural resources producing alleged “entertainment” that serves no purpose whatsoever.
Dear me,what a mad plastic cunt she is.
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And to add insult to injury, we can’t even oven the plastic old cunt because she’ll melt all over the coals and smolder for decades like an underground tire fire.
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White men designed, engineered and built the private jet that flew the deluded old trout from La La Land to Cannes. One probably flew the fucking thing too.
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She was against the war in Vietnam,
Her puff of a brother never went,
Nobody she knows went.
They were all safe.
Sat coked up in designer bell bottoms at a Jefferson Airplane concert.
The draft never touched those cunts.
But plenty of black blokes went.
And when they came back , either in body bags, wounded, or fucked in the nut,
Jane and her fellow peaceniks spat at them called them ‘baby killers’ and chanted
‘ho ho ho chi Minh!’
Then made movies about it and got richer.
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‘Ho Chi Minh is a son of a. bitch.
Got the blue balls, crabs and the seven year itch’.
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Peter Fonda. Draft dodging druggie ‘counterculture’ hippy cunt. And Easy Rider was shit. Pure hippy bollocks.
The Beatles track ‘She Said She Sad’ was a piss take of Fonda and his hippy bollocks. John Lennon was pestered by Fonda at some party in 1965. Apparently Fonda claimed to have ‘died’ on an operating table. He kept whining to Lennon ‘I know what it’s like to be dead, man!’ John told him to shut up and piss off. It’s a great track actually, and the instrumental shows how good they were in 1966.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv2XU-FIRSU
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She hates the white man so much I wonder how many black cocks she’s had in her stupid mouth. Probably zero I reckon. Nowhere near as many as Peter Tatchell that’s for sure.
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I wonder if her views would have been different had she encountered these cunts.
Huddersfield grooming gang victim abused for years says she was a human toy
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/we-were-treated-like-human-27120414#ICID=Android_HuddersfieldExaminerNewsApp_AppShare
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I wanked my bollocks flat when I saw Barbarella aged about 16.
As for her political views, who gives a fuck? I was ranting about how much I hate actors to someone at work earlier this week. Harvey Weinstein is the tip of the iceberg.
Actors are worse than politicians for their hypocrisy, venality and arrogance.
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Jill St John for me in Diamonds Are Forever.
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For those of you whining about being moderated my last post just disappeared.
Moving on…
This foul, vile, loathsome, and despicable cunt should have been hung for treason 50 fucking years ago. And her piece of shit 2nd husband Tom Hayden should have been hanging right next to her.
Might as well string up her 3rd husband, CNN Founder Ted Fucking Turner and make it a fucking threesome.
@^$#!%*!*$)&%
Jesus H. Christ Himself I can’t even write!
I’m a fucking ocean away and not even British and my piss is boiling!
As hard as it is to believe this looks to be her first cunting. For recognizing her cuntishness I nominate Mr. Twatt for Cunter of the Year.
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Thank you General, I’m glad to hear her treason hasn’t been forgotten or forgiven My dad and most of the blokes on the veterans housing street I grew up on fought in Vietnam and regret not ending the Commies. There’s a special place in Hell for this cunt, right next to Olivia Newton John.
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Morning admin, what happened to my rubberneckers nomination?
Was it binned or can’t you stop looking at it?
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Aye. I had one on erectile dysfunction adverts but it never appeared. However, if you search for it it’s there with no comments (May 9th).
As if one of my noms would have no comments? What happened there? I never saw it.
As Toyah would say, ‘Ith a mythery.’
Sacrilege. I’m writing to my MP.
https://is-a-cunt.com/2023/05/erectile-dysfunction-adverts/
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Cheers cunty,will do that.
I wouldn’t mind so much, but I’m lazy, dyslexic and illiterate.
I have to pay a ghost writer to do all my work..
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My ‘Transgender Peacefuls and the Census’ never made it either. It did include an allegation of Phillip Schofield diddling the work experience boy which at the time was just a rumour so was maybe libelous or cuntings were just too peaceful and transgender heavy so was binned.
Diversity is our strength.
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These Beverly hills flakes like Fonda,
They’re gullible as fuck.
They believe in the healing power of crystals,
Have their auras polished and chakras realigned.
Eat super foods and want to be immortal.
Why they’re easy prey for Scientology and other cults.
They’re strangers to reality.
Bet her 3rd world cleaner gets minimum wage?
Her Mexican gardener told not to use the front door?
What a fraud.
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Mexicans are used to coming through the back door..
Schofield used to get that young runner to polish his aura.
Morning mis/all.
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Draft Dodgers fled to Canada in the 60s.
Bet Justin Trudeaus dad was one?
Explains a lot.
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Just like the celebricunts who all cried ‘I’m going to Canada if Trump becomes President. So there!’
Cunts like Miley Cyrus, Madogga, Dickie Boy Gaga, Kunty Perry and the like (all wimmin you notice). Of course, they didn’t leave their gated LA mansions. Just septic tank celebrity spoilt child liberal tantruming.🤢
Funny, I don’t recall Paul Weller, Morrsissey, Robert Smith or John Lydon saying ‘I’ll go to Ireland if Thatcher gets in!’🤔
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Trudeau’s mum was one the biggest slags/groupies on the 70s rock circuit.
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Good one Miserable. That reminds me of massive leftie, Steve fucking Coogan, who claimed furlough for his gardeners and cleaners. Rich cunts never miss an opportunity to fill their pockets while lecturing piss poor bums like us.
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Steve Coogan yes remember a vid of his, large number of luvvies led by Coogan dancing around some village whilst Coogan sang “Every one’s a bit of a cunt sometimes”. Thank you FF for awakening that memory and enabling me to share. That said during his performance he did allude to his own cuntishness a couple of times , though most likely for theatrical effect as he is a famous important person and they are never cunts.
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Ah, our old pal Coogan…
He only did that ‘Everybody’s a Cunt’ musical number in his show because the tabloid press had told the country what a proper cunt he really was, especially to his ex-wife. Trying to laugh off being a cunt, in other words.🤔
His tantruming about the News of the Screws hacking business was hilarious. Don’t want to be in the Sunday papers? Don’t behave like a cunt and shit on your Mrs. Coked up to fuck? Screwing strippers? Acting the rock star? What does he expect?🤣
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Back in the day, I would have given her aura some serious attention. 😛
As for her chakra, I’d have left it in tatters 💪
The fucking gorgeous, traitorous commie bitch 💋
Pretty pretty.
Good morning.
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Never understood why this treasonous bastard is not doing life in a top security prison. Deep pockets and short memories I suppose. Traitors within are the worst.
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A murderer is less to be feared.
Cicero knew his stuff.
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The cost of work done on your face lovey, would’ve been a start to saving many lives, rather than growing old gracefully and acting similar to Charlotte Rampling, whose voice also is much better than your yankie twang of a rusty saw blade on a marble floor.
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She was well fuckable in ‘Klute’.
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Walkable in my case.
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You gonna drag her around on a dog lead WS?
You dirty boy!!!
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“gee,grandpop Vietnam sounds awful!!
Why didn’t you go?”
Skiing in Aspen
Grateful dead concert in Haight Ashbury
Sailing in Baja
” Gee whizz Rudy, I wanted to but they never asked”.
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Always thought her Dad was a cunt She’s an even bigger one She should have been tried for treason for what she did against her Country in the Vietnamese War 👎
We have our own version of Jane Fonda Emma Thompson another sanctimonious cunt who jets all over then preaches about climate change an utter utter hypocrite and total rich cunt 👎👎
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I was forced to endure the sheer horror of seeing Emma Thompson butt naked, getting ravaged by a black rent boy because she wanted to experience her first ever orgasm at 60 something.
Fcking horror movie.
My missus cried. I also did as well, but not for the same reasons.
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Millionaires never get tired of telling the serfs what to do.
If the serfs weren’t so fucking idle, they would rise up and cleanse all the rich cunts by fire.
Happy fathers day, boy got dad beer!
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Jane would, no doubt, tell you that Father’s Day is the celebration of the Patriarchy and the capitalist subjugation of wimminz and gays.
You fucking Nazi!
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Good for you Harry, mine only contact me when they want something, usually money.
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She’s been hanging off the end of Ted Turner’s knob for too long. Marrying a billionaire turned her weird.
Still wanked myself silly over her in Barbarella back when you could make sexy mainstream films.
Nowadays it would be Lizzo being fingered by King Kong.
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Kong would be up to is wrist before she noticed.
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I will forgive her because of Barberella, which provided me with hours of solitary but exhausting entertainment when I was 13.
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Indeed.
Me nob was red raw by the time I’d finished. I bet I set some kind of wanking world record aged 14, when I saw it at midnight in my bedroom.
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Absolutely. That film stiffened my adolescent bits like no other. I had a book with that movie poster in it, full page and colour. I still have the book. Whenever I look into it, it falls open at that page, for some reason.
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And the pages are stuck together?
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I was more a great tyrant Pallenberg man myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak1227_mOqU
Hello, pretty pretty…
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Pallenberg looked the part, but she was so crap as an actress they got Fenella Fielding to overdub the voice.
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I saw the Andy Warhol version of King Kong that lasts for 24 hours, where Kong has the fair maiden dancing on his bellend, from the pre-cum stage to when he shoots his load at the end, whe you can hear Andy shouting its a WRAP in ecstasy.
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It seems that Fonda and the rest of the Hollywood wankers never miss a chance to demonstrate to the rest of us just what a bunch of loathsome, arrogant arseholes they are.
I think that Hanoi Jane has had a screw loose for most of her life. Doesn’t stop her from displaying the sort of breathtaking arrogance and hypocrisy that Ricky Gervais savaged at the Golden Globes tho.
What a cunt, and what a great nom from Geordie.
Morning all.
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Whilst US lads were dying in Vietnam, this commie arse licker goes to Hanoi. I wouldn’t have let her back into the US.
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Not for nothing is called Hollyweird…
Crackpot Cruise and his Hubbarder cult. Jayne Mansfield into all sorts of nasty occult nonsense. Clark Gable running someone down and some film crew ‘nobody’ going to jail for him for it. Rosanna Arquette ‘apologising’ for being born white. Endless tales about Marlon Brando. Sinatra pimping stars like Monroe out to his mob friends. And so on…
Fonda hs always been a bit of a loony. It happens a lot with these ‘stars’. Their personality is a far cry from their looks.
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Wonder if Tom Daly or Fat Reg’s ‘kids’ have to buy two lots of Father’s Day cards?🤣🤣
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Great nom Geordie. And I hope the Toon give City a run for their money next season. Because my lot certainly bloody won’t….
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For all her pro-Vietnam liberal bullshit, I bet Fonda has never been near any yellow knob…
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Ursula Undress in Dr. No is still a benchmark in cinematic horn.
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