Dead Pool [291]

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BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA – JANUARY 20: Hamish Harding attends Living Legends Of Aviation Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 20, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Victoria Sirakova/Getty Images)

Congratulations to the Dule of Cuntshire who correctly predicted the billionaire adventurer amd space tourist would he the next dead dude.Hardimg was 58 and died when the submarine he was travelling in exploded after going missing.

On to Dead Pool 291

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.It is first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarilly chronology of death.

49 thoughts on “Dead Pool [291]”

  1. Well done Duke. Not so good for Hamish and his family – all entirely avoidable IMHO.

    Colin Jeavons
    Sarah Lawson
    Peter Jay
    Ian La Frenais
    Dick Clement

  3. Can I just say that I think Kweer, Cooper, Mandleson and Campbell ought to go down in one of those vacuum cleaner things on a “fact finding” tour to the Titanic. Take Fatarse Nugee as well if there is room.

  4. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Sally Thomsett
    Liza Minelli
    Carol McGiffin

  7. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price

  8. Clint Eastwood
    Henry Kissinger
    Dick Van Dyke
    Anthony Hopkins
    Kevin Keegan

  9. In there Duke.
    The things the rich do for kicks….

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Anne Reid
    Ann Blyth
    Denis Law

  11. Eddie Stobart
    Alan Greenspan
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Annette Crosbie
    Barry Fry.

    Nice work Duke of Cuntshire.

  12. Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Len Deighton
    Desmond Morris
    Norman Jewison
    Vince Hill

    Congratulations DoC.

  13. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant Jack Cruikshank BC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall

  14. John Astin
    Harvey Price
    Doreen Lawrence
    Sandi Toksvig
    Ram John Holder

    • Beast of Bolsover
      Michael J Fox
      Phil Collins
      Paul Hogan
      Celine Dion

  16. Joanna Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper (next novel well overdue is “Hearse, with Horses!”)
    “Queen” Camilla of the Cotswolds
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  17. Congrats to the D of Cs

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  20. me,gain Markle
    Harry Prince of.fuckwitts
    Kate Price
    Valodamere Zolinski
    Putin

  21. Jim Lovell (astronaut)
    Peter Higgs (of the Boson)
    William Daniels (voice of KITT)
    Douglas Hurd
    James Earl Jones

  22. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
    Bruce Dern

    Bang on, Duke.

  23. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

  24. Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Dominic Chianese
    Sammy Gravano
    Kenny Noye

  25. Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hesleslime
    George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable

  26. Dame Katherine Patricia Routledge
    Walter Koenig (Chekov; Star Trek)
    Raul Castro
    Pat Boone
    Max Baer Jr. (Jethro; Beverly Hillbillies)

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