Dead Pool [289]

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Congratulations to Norman who wins Dead Pool 288 after picking Scottish international footballer and former Leeds and Man United defender Gordon McQueen who has passed away aged 70 following a battle with dementia.

On to Dead Pool 289

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping 1pi1cks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5) Hits are awarded based on time of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

64 thoughts on “Dead Pool [289]”

  3. In off the red Norman.

    Mel Gibson
    Phillip Schofield
    Mel Brook
    Rupert Murdoch
    Edwina Currie

    • Clint Eastwood
      Beast of Bolsover
      Phil Collins
      Celine Dion
      Michael J Fox

  5. Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Desmond Morris
    Norman Jewison
    Len Deighton
    Ken Brown *

    * England (1 cap in 1959) & West Ham footballer. Former manager of Norwich City 1980-1987.

  6. Alan Greenspan
    Eddie Stobart
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Annette Crosbie
    Barry Fry.

    Nice work Norman.

  7. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    BillyConnelly
    Willie Nelson
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Kris kristofferson

  8. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    • My Murdoch’s been nicked by some gyppó.

      I’ll have Glenda Jackson instead.

      • Oh, did she? I’ve won DeadPool 289.

        Yahooo!

        Yes Norm, good muff, but a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

  9. RIP Gordon. Fantastic player back in the day.
    Gudrun Ure
    June Spencer (The Archers)
    Roger Corman
    Doreen Mantle
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter

  10. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
    Bang on Norman. Gordon was a fine player who didn’t stand any fucking about.

    • Evening Jack.

      I recall the 1979 FA Cup semi final. That cunt Emlyn Hughes was giving it large in the tunne. Mouthing off about how Liverpool would beat United (they didn’t). Gordon just went over and twatted Hughes in the mush. One of the greats. RIP.

      • He did have a short fuse. Was just the same at Leeds. Plenty of short fuses there. LOL.
        Good evening, Norman.

  11. Congrats Norman

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  13. Big Gordon was an excellent attacking centre half. His partnership with Martin Buchan for Manchester United saw Gordon at the height of his powers. But he was also formidable for Leeds and Scotland. McQueen was one of the game’s great characters, and he was worth ten of that cunt Harry Maguire.

    RIP

    Patsy King
    Anne Reid
    Andy Taylor
    Ann Blyth
    Sheridan Smith

      • Buchan was the best one on one defender I ever saw Cumnock. He wasn’t even fully fit when he took Keegan out of 1977 FA Cup Final.

  16. RIP Gordon.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick – blandness personified
    Shane McGowan
    Eric burdon
    Alan Price

  19. Pope Francis
    Micheal Schumacher
    George Soros
    Sepp Blatter
    Joe Biden from stroke

    I won’t bother nominating that Kissinger Cunt ever again, as it looks likely he will outlive me, the foetus blood drinking cunt from Transylvania

    • Schumacher is already dead He just doesn’t know it mecuntruy 👍👍

  20. Don King
    Stan Bowles
    Esther Rantzen
    Mike Yarwood
    Ratko Mladic

    Bullseye Norman.

    • If you mean Patricia Routledge, it’s Dame Patricia Routledge.
      Show some respect chum

      • Yes, Dame Katherine Patricia Routledge. Nom’d her for DP in the past. Typo my fault was in a hurry. Apologies.

    • ‘Heavy breathing’ ……. “Apology accepted, Captain Neder” ….
      Neder falls to the floor dead –
      The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

  22. Och aye tha noo
    Farewell to Glenda. Good Actress, talented dancer, lousy MP (aren’t they all)
    Anyone who not only got to meet, but also perform with Morecambe & Wise, was fortunate and would always have those moments to cherish.
    ————————————————————————————————————
    Cleo Laine
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley
    Alan Alda (Hawkeye – Mash)
    Virginnia Mckenna

    • Jackson was absolutely superb as Elizabeth I.
      Back when English Queens weren’t played by sambeaus…

      • like 5 years ago.
        Yes Jackson was superb, but a BBC version very much of that era (basically theatre on TV)
        I like a movie myself and thought Cate Blanchett marvelous

  23. Cliff ‘Colostomy Bag’ Richard x 5

    I couldn’t give a fuck who else does because this fucking Op YewTree dodging, God bothering cunt should do the decent thing and shuffle of this mortal coil!

  24. Peter Schmichel ( a total cunt off the pitch) could also be a cunt on it. I would have loved to have seen Schmichel do his shouty routine at Gordon McQueen or Joe Jordan.They’d have taken his head off….

  26. Mel Brooks
    June Lockhart
    Buzz Aldrin
    Dick Van Dyke
    Richard O’Sullivan

  30. Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Glynis Johns
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Sandy Gall
    Alan Bennett

    Bonus Nomination Cumnock Cunt
    Well done Norman

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