Congratulations to Shaun who wins Dead Pool 287 after picking Irish rock singer and songwriter Christy Dignam who was the front man of Aslan since the bands inception in 1982.Dignam was 63 and died today after a long illness.
On to Dead Pool 288
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping 1pi1cks mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5) Hits are awarded based on time of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan
Eric Burdon
Alan Price
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Julie Goodyear
Meghan Markel
Vladimir Putin
Kate Moss
Philip Schofield
0
Richard Wilson
Loretta Switt
Barbara Eden
William Shatner
Bruce Willis
0
Daniel Ellsberg
Joanne Woodward
Lauren Harries
Patrick Murray
Lord Frank Field
0
I reckon you might have another winner with Lauren Harries soon.
One for deviants in the Horn section https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/140/photos/979000/Lauren-Harries-1611979.jpg?r=5cb4bfbfe90c1
0
there’d a tough wanl then there’s that.
she always reminds me of Chris Whitty
0
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Desmond Morris
Norman Jewison
Len Deighton
Chris Cairns (NZ cricketer)
0
John Astin
Ram John Holder
Harvey Price
Doreen Lawrence
Sandi Toksvig
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Liza Minelli
Sally Thomsett
Carol McGiffin
0
Clint Eastwood
Celine Dion
Phil Collins
Michael J Fox
Beast of Bolsover
0
Hope Shaun never picks me.
3
Same here mate. The only thing to do if Shaun picks you is get right with which ever god you worship.
4
In there again Shaun.
Patsy King
Anne Reid
Andy Taylor
Ann Blyth
Gordon McQueen
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BBC reporting McQ has passed. Congratultions Norm.
Link to follow once tablet stops acting up.
0
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63664992
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Thanks Dickie. Gordon was better than all of United’s current defenders put together.
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Good Darts Shaun.
0
Chris Rea
Buzz Aldrin
Christopher Lloyd
Richard Dreyfuss
Bill Cosby
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Joan of Arc – sorry, scratch that one.
Joan Plowright
Joan Collins
Joan Ganz Cooney
Joan Baez
Joan Armatrading
0
Harry the halfwit Hewitt
Katey price
Daniella Westbrook
Holly Willoughby
Kay Burley, hopefully
Theiving cunts
0
Michael Parkinson
Jonnie Irwin
Valerie Singleton
Jimmy Tarbuck
George Aligiah
0
Prunella Scales
Timothy West
Anne Diamond
Henry Kissinger
Michael Heseltine
0
David Bailey (60s snapper)
Tony Bennett
0
Plus
Vanessa Redgrave
James Whale
Barry Manilow
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Dominic Chianese
John Gotti Junior
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Congrats Shaun…AGAIN
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
Jimmy Carter
Noam Chomsky
Bobby Charlton
Joe Biden
Joni Mitchell
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
Ray Reardon
Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
Bruce Dern
0
Bang on Shaun
0
I worry thar Shaun’s second name is Abaddon, after the angel of death.
Jim Lovell (apollo astronaut)
James Earl Jones
Douglas Hurd
Peter Higgs (of the Boson)
William Daniels (voice of KITT)
0
Ken Clarke
Bernie Eccleston
Jackie Stewart
Jack Nicholson
Eva Marie Saint
0
Cormac McCarthy
Cormac McCarthy
Cormac McCarthy
Cormac McCarthy
And Bill from next door. Famous round our way.
1
And Treat Williams.
0
Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig
0
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
Well struck, Shaun.
0
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Eddie Stobart
Barry Fry
Eileen Derbyshire.
Nice work Shaun.
0
Bob Barker
Dick van dyke
Mel brooks
Gene Hackman
Raul Castro
0