Ms Plus-size Woman

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I freely admit to being an ardent admirer of the female form. A beautiful woman is truly a sight to behold. Step forward the likes of Salma Hayak, Charlize Theron and Penélope Cruz, gifts bestowed by a munificent creator to a grateful universe.

It is however also true to state that there can be too much of a good thing. Step forward the unnamed individual whom I’ll refer to as Ms Plus-size, who has revealed herself to the world in all her glory, courtesy of ‘The Sun’.

Ms Plus-size tells us that she loves to show of her ‘curves’ (well that’s one way of putting it) in a tiny bikini, and that it ‘should be illegal to show how cute she looks’.
Personally I’d argue that she should have said ‘it should be illegal’, and finished the sentence there.

So what do others cunters think? Let the IsAC horn section pronounce judgment.

The Sun

Nominated by Ron Knee. Be warned cunters; do not click the link if you have just eaten C.A.

123 thoughts on “Ms Plus-size Woman”

  2. What I find depressing about this woman is her delusion.

    She looks in the mirror and sees someone attractive. I think most of us look at her and see a heart attack waiting to happen.

    It ain’t a good look anyways, but ultimately it’s up to her.

    • Evening RK…trouble is though, some desperate twat will still shag her (somehow).
      No decent-looking bird would ever shag a morbidly obese man and quite right too. Unless he’s rich, of course.

      • Isn’t there some weird chubby chaser subculture of mostly men who get off on overfeeding women and watching them gain massive weight?

      • Indeed Thomas, and the chances are that it’ll be somebody as morbidly obese as she is.

        It sounds like something that would end up in the ‘gross deviancy’ category on a porn channel.

      • Hello lads,
        Not necessarily so.

        I know a ‘Feeder’ .
        Known him for years.
        He always had fat birds.
        But he’s skinny as fuck!

        A nice enough bloke ,
        But not much to offer a woman, scabby scalp.

        And he’d encourage these birds to get stuck in to a kebab, cake, whatever.

        I just found it funny.
        But he shagged a big black one.
        And that turned my guts.

        Depraved.

      • Indeed Miserable. Jeremy Corbyn was a well-known one back in the 70’s when he tried fattening up big Di.

      • Up until she met Jeremy Di had a slim figure
        She looked like half a t
        Twix.

        Rather than a Terry’s chocolate orange.

      • Jeremy Corbyn could eat no fat,
        Flabottomus would eat no lean.
        And so between them both, you see,
        They licked the platter clean.

    • Actually, Ron (on a serious note) that’s a really good point. People have a right to live their lives as they see fit and to cultivate a look they are comfortable with.

      And much like the like homos and trannies, just because she identifies as a beauty queen (or whatever) doesn’t mean the rest of us are bound by her delusions.

      • Absolutely General.

        At least she appears to be at ease with herself, unlike some overwraught, aggressive drama queens amongst the trans community who think we should all enable their delusions.

  3. She sees steak and everybody else week old road kill.

    Used to be a time when only women with a suitable body would wear bikinis.

    Over time egos have grown almost as quickly as the fat fuckers who now have the confidence (lack of self awareness) to flaunt all they have in an article of clothing clearly not made for the titanic fight. But this is the first time I’ve actually felt sympathy for an article of clothing.

  5. The monstrositie’s natal cleft is impossible to clean.
    It would take two tractors to pull the cheeks apart and a JCB to scoop up the encrusted shit and dead skin cells.
    SBBW my arse!

  6. You would never go short on Philly Cheese for your sandwich with a woman like that around.

    Gently pare off the bountiful soft cheese from under her tits and from the groin area.

    🤢

  7. This what me and my mates refer to as ‘American Fat’

    A level of fatness that we’d see in the Staes but not the U.K. however the last 10 years or so has seen an explosion of U.K. American Fat.

    It not attractive and it’s definitely not healthy and this fucking blubber monster should be rendered down to something a little more useful.

    Apart from looking fucking horrible the health issues that are in store for this probably 20 something year old are just around the corner and just like her, not pretty.

    But we live in the world of Soshal Meeedja where apparently black is white and night is day.

    Does anybody remember the program 7 Up?

    I’d love to see this lump of lard do that.

    ……..’Ms Plus Size Woman at 28 is modelling on Fat fucks dot com earning enough money to keep up her enormous bulk’.

    ….. ‘at 35 Ms Plus Size Woman is suffering fromType 2 Diabetes and waiting for a double knee replacement, she’s no longer a star on Fat Fuck dot command surviving on benefits, hence the 20 stone weight gain….’

    And so it goes…..

  8. No matter how much you kid yourself, obesity is not attractive.

    Slightly chubby, yes, mountenous whale blubber, cascading like a slow moving waterfall when she lifts her arms, no.

    Fine, she’s happy with her body, good for her but please don’t show it to me.

    • Hehehe😄

      Flies love em don’t they?

      Stand over there and draw the flies away from my picnic Diane..

      Ya blob of shite.

  11. I can’t wait for when the weather gets really hot and clammy. These fat bastards will be suffering excruciating pain in between every nuke and cranny of blubber every time they move. Having to walk slowly in agony towards the burger bars.

    Also enjoying watching them smash food palaces up on CrazyShit because of having to wait a few minutes longer, or its not to their liking. Where’s the sense in that.

    • You should look up ghetto fights on YouTube. Two big fat black tarts go at it for about twenty seconds then end up bent over holding onto each other’s hair too knackered to do any more. Lots of liberal use of words like “ho” and “bitch” with the occasional “dirty pussy” thrown in. 😁

      • 😁😁😁 That stupid wimminz……”where are the zookeepers?” Did she expect some poor cunt to get between two silverbacks and break it up? …..”calm down boys, it’s just not worth it.”
        There are some thick fucking arseholes about.

      • Lol Thomas, I fucking should’ve known better.

        Most zookeepers are not that well paid, I believe.

        Who the fuck would try and get in the middle of that for £12 an hour?

        In fact, offer me £800 an hour and I’d ‘pull my hamstring’ when asked to go in and sort it without a gun or tranquiliser dart.

      • Agreed CP, but I guess we need to try and protect some species from Africunt poachers.

  12. Like a complete twat, I just ate my dinner and despite being forewarned, I clicked on the link. 🤮

    • Would need to he a 10XL burka and a lorryliad of jet fuel to start that one up.

      Hey fatty boom,boom.

  15. Every time a fatso posts a picture of herself on social media, the comments section is always full of lies. People need to stop making these fat pigs feel sexy. A good, truthful fat shaming would do them good in the long run by making them get off their great big fat arseholes and do something about it. They’d also live longer.

    Greedy cunts.

    • Agreed, although 90% of the liars are woman.
      Still, this reflected virtue signalling serves another selfish purpose: to encourage these beasts to stay fat; one less competitor for male atention.

      • It could also be a kind of ego insurance. If one fatso praises another’s grotesque selfie, there’s a good chance they too will be upheld as a paragon of femininity when they post a picture of themselves.

        The dirty great buckets of delusional rancid lard.

    • Did the ask their husbands permission to leave the kitchen.

      On second thoughts, they look a little bit lezza.

    • Didn’t Douglas Murray recently say that New York smells of failure due to the clouds of marijuana smoke permeating the air?
      How is size a protected trait? It’s pathetic.
      Another rung into the sewer.
      By 2030 New York’s GDP will be around the same as Sheffield.’s

  17. All right if you like that sort of thing, but I’ve just sprayed a mouthful of granola all over the laptop. Should come with a trigger warning: ‘Aspire to look like this if you will but it comes with type 2 diabetes later in life’

    • It makes you wonder what she’ll actually look like in ten years time if she carries on as she is.

      And lives that long.

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