Meghan, by the Grace of Media and of Public Relations, and of her dreams and delusions, Queen of Hollywood, Defender of the Woke, and Lady High Luminary of Montecito, is a cunt.
The last time the Dreadfully Despicable Duchess was nominated I posted a link from the New York Post to a story that said she was almost universally disliked by everyone in Hollywood.
The general consensus being, that she, and by extension the Dimwitted Duke, are not to be trusted. The conventional wisdom is, that in their never ending quest for privacy, her and Haz will do anything, including divulging other people’s confidential information if there’s a buck in it.
The article went on to say that she has a “strange relationship” with reality which is a polite way of saying she is both a phony and a liar.
For those who wish to be reminded the story is here:
Said to be devastated by the brilliant South Park parody, and watching her popularity plummet, the depressed Duchess hit upon another plan to ease her pain and fill her pocketbook.
If she can’t be crowned Queen of the United Queendom she could still be crowned…wait for it…Queen of Hollywood!
After all, who needs those pesky English commoners and their institutionally racist realm when you can reign over a real Wokist Aristocracy…the very Hollywood elite who neither like nor trust you.
To that end another mega deal has been signed. This one is said to make Netflix look like chump change and is designed to make her…wait for it again…Queen of Hollywood.
The deal is with a company called WME and their “Uber Agent” Ari Emanuel…a veritable Super Mensch among the Phonywood elite. Megahn’s company, Arsewell will be responsible for producing the content that she thinks is so desperately and indeed craved by the Wokerati.
A Siren of Satan with a Jewish Agent, putting out self-serving nonsense for people who hate her and a public that doesn’t care.
Someone needs to hold a Silver Cross to her head, then drive a stake through her heart and bury her with a garlic necklace.
By the way, Ari Emanuel, is the little brother of former Obama White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and former Covid 19 Advisory Board Ezekiel Emanuel. The latter is a proponent of rewarding “social usefulness” by the judicious use and the practical witholding of medical care.
It would be poetic justice if Suitcase Girl fell off the yacht and was denied life saving resuscitation because she was deemed to be utterly lacking in “Social usefulness.”
Fucking cunt!
Nominated by General Cuntster.
Some more recent news of the Princess of Bullshit from Miserable Northern cunt Below.
Racing through the streets of the Big Apple,
Cars mounting the pavement,
Pedestrians scattering.
Red lights ignored.
For a photo?
Mmmm…..
I’ve never liked bullshitters.
I’ve met loads and can soon sniff them out.
See , they like drama.
The fuckin Milk Tray Man effect.
” I was a astronaut till I worked for the FBI…”
” I once sparred with Bruce Lee, knocked him out.”
” Sssh, I’m in the S.A.S.”
They get nasty if you call them out.
“Calling me a liar?!! ”
Well, yeah.
Dangerous cunts,
Get you in trouble.
Best steer clear of them.
Come along now General, that’s no way to talk about your future President.
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The latest fiasco, the so called New York car chase has unravelled within 24 hours of making their farcical claims. Now that General Cuntster has explained about Ari Emanuel, you can see how it came about.
I use to like Harry, the more pissed he was coming out of a Chelsea nightclub, the more big tilted the blonde on his arm, whatever he did the public loved him. He was the jewel in the crown of the Royal Family. A triumph for Buckingham Palace public relations department.
He had an important role in life mapped out for him, he could have run that great organisation, the Prince’s Trust or the Duke of Edinburgh award schemes and been a very valued member of the Monarchy. Instead he does everything to destroy what was once most valuable to him.
You have to be both cunt struck and an absolute cunt to wreck all that. Madame Meghan has a lot to answer for.
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Credit to Ron Knee, IsAC’s intrepid reporter.
He goes the extra mile to nail a story.
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Despite apparently being involved in a near catastrophic two hour car chase with the paparazzi, not one of the three thick cunts, (Harry, Meghan and her mum) was wearing a seat belt…
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WE DEMAND OUR PRIVACEH!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8_5LDkZwY
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…..but can it start after ive done all these interviews and expose’s about promoting my new book, which tells about my private life with the royal family.
What an utter cunt
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Liar liar, pants on fire. We now have a new expression added to the English language……..playing the Diana card.
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Always another laughable piss poor “drama” to keep them in the limelight,where they can air their tired dirty laundry.
What a shower of Super Cunts.
Peasants Revolting Oven.
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PIerced Organ had it right last week when he was asked on his doorstep about harry and his privacy case.
He might be a cunt, but on what he said i agree.
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Fucking paparazzi are all cunts like flies to a pile of dogshit with this couple. I’m off work sick in bed and need to vom. Even this latest stitch up didn’t get me blowing last night’s dinner out.
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Anybody who swallows that bullshit story about the car chase through Manhattan must be some sort of cunt.
And what was this award the witch was getting? Fighting for equality and social justice or some such bollocks? They are having a laugh ain’t they?
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Did you see the witch’s acceptance speech on the box ?
You too can achieve your goals and have a rewarding ‘life of service’
“SERVICE !” the only service she has ever provided, is to make every other insular,ego maniac, self publicising woke wanabe look measured and sane by comparison to her.
The rest of the ‘speech’ was a word salad of agrandising platitudes.
Utter gibberish. Cat’s screeching was easier to understand.
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Every time one of the royals gets involved with an American things go tits up!
Edward and Mrs Simpson (Wallace not Marge)
Harry and MEghan
Andrew and Jeffrey
Charlie boy needs to take back the corporation of the United States and stop his family mingling with the cunts.
The big question raised here is why would the paparazzi bother to chase the most publicity hungry couple in the world? If they ignored the pair of tests Meghan would peg Harry on the white house lawn to get their attention back.
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Very true. These two publicity seeking cunts would ring the paps up for an appointemnt as soon as they think they’re being ignored.
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He`s a ginger, and she`s a half-ginger(anag). Nice combo. ½ & ½, just like me.
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My neighbour is a member of the Dyslexic KKK, he fucking hates gingers….
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Just wait for the next Oprah interview, it will cause torrents of vomit 😂
Car chase, what? just another taxi ride in NYC
I saw one report that they wanted to protect the privacy of the owner of the place they were staying ‘a friend’ on the upper east side, so more free board and lodging, pair of cunts.
Driving fast to avoid the paps, now where have we seen that before, only thing missing, one pissed up frog
They are without doubt this number one cunt couple of the world.
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Harry’s been watching too many fast & furious movies.
There’s a vid of the unholy trinity (halfwit, the witch & her mum) in a car – ‘surrounded’ on both sides by paparazzi.
Only trouble is, a ‘car chase’ implies movement, and all vehicles were stationary – sitting in traffic.
Halfwit was so traumatised by the ‘chase’, that he was filming it on his phone, ready for Series 2 of their ‘yawn’….Netflix documentary.
FYI Harry – there has to be ‘facts’ provided in order to be a ‘documentary’. Dreams and Fantasy don’t count chum
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Does the Duchess suck cock? And if she does, is she really good in the gob with a boner ?
Just askin’ of course.
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Of course she is – it is precisely her deft fellatio skills and noshing right up to the ballbag that were instrumental in snaring the daft ginger cunt in the first place.
I bet she is able to put her ankles behind her ears and suppress her gag reflex. All of these bedroom skills were a wondrous and alluring sexual novelty for the poor, naïve, Hewitt Jr.
Now she has managed to brainwash the poor cunt and alienate him against his family, she’ll spit him out and keep the cash – the wheels are already in motion.
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To fully understand the dynamic of their relationship, one must first study that fine documentary that someone once made about them, what was it called again?, oh, yes ‘Addams Family Values’ with the ginger bawbag being Uncle Fester and sparkletits being Debbie.
To put them out of our misery, they should be starved of the oxygen of publicity…fuck it, starved of oxygen, period.
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GC thanks for this post, you have ruined my day.
Sick a fed up of hearing about these lying bullshitting cunts.
Sooner they are abducted by aliens or join the awagner group the better.
Skidmarkle, FUCK OFF!!
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Who gives a fuck?
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Useful in the distraction stakes to allow a little boiling steam to escape the frog pot while the bigger geopolitical shit pans out would be my guess.
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Er, if nobody gives a fuck, how can this be a distraction to anything?
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What’s missing is the fact they were chasing the photographers.
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Car chase through Manhattan? Fuck off. The traffic crawls about 5 miles an hour every time I’ve been there. It’s stop start with the traffic lights. Is there nothing this tit will do to stay in the news? It must be some growler she’s got, a normal bloke would have fucked her off years ago. Surprised she hadn’t changed her name to the Daily Star so she can see her name in print everyday.
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Agree about N.Y. traffic.
Last time I was there, even the sat nav asked, “Fuck me, are we there yet?”
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I used to think you couldn’t cunt the cow enough. I have changed my opinion. She works on the principle that no publicity is bad publicity (like Trump), and the best way to piss her off is to ignore her calculated offensiveness completely. Papparazi please note. Stop making a story out of someone who in a just world would be a bag lady sleeping in a bus shelter. Jug Ears please note; put the ginger cretin in the Tower before drowning him in a butt of Malmsey or whatever.
Enough. God’s teeth, enough.
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I’d fuck the arse off this deluded black cunt, as though there was no tomorrow. Then set fire to her for the fun of it.
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And that’s coming from a philogynist.
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As i understand it they had to make up an award for this fuckknuckle to accept, she probably had to buy it herself and beg the tv toffs to televise it.
Then apparently she and the ginger puppet Hwewitt chased the Papperazzi around in a taxi for 2 hours trying to be photographed.
The paps were in fear of their lives and wasting unnecessary film on these two no bodies as they were trying to get footage of B list celebrities that some people care about, not ex royalty, celebrity wanna be,s.
Meanwhile Megain as a woman of vision!!! the only vision she has now is how much she can take the village idiot for in the upcoming divorce and who the next victim is going to be, i can see the list now.
[1] Rich, preferably have a title or tv/film producer
[2] thick,easy to manipulate.
[3] push over, wont realise he is being fucked and not in a good way, until to late.
[4] popular, some of that will rub off on her.
[5] no prenuptial agreements
[6] mustn’t ask questions about her past
[7] must have play room and nannies to look after adopted kids she has never met/ collecting allo-money from Harry for.
[8]must have yacht, she likes yachting apparently
[9]Preferably famous, she can stand next to when being photographed and then cry about privacy.
[10] dosnt like the UK, wont ever have to come due to over ought fans and waysists.
[11] reason for existence is to keep Megain happy and rich .
[12] must put Megain first in everthing, all the time
And thats just for starters, im sure the attention seeking, money grabbing, lying cunt will think up more soon enough….
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Kate is definitely prettier but on the whole I’d sooner shag the half ginger one.
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Sophie Wessex for me.
Saw a pic of Edward today, looks emaciated. Standing there with umbrella hooked over arm, and hand on hip… Looked very… So… Noel Coward.
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These two cunts should get an award for World’s Biggest Drama Queens.
Two hour chase around NY? I smell pr bullshit.
Afternoon all.
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I want to see a photo of the Markles chaffeur.
Bet he wears sunglasses indoors?
Chews gum,
Wears skintight leather driving gloves.
A budding Steve McQueen no doubt.
I’m betting he looked over his shoulder at a scared Harry an Meg lowered the divide took a drag on his cigarette and Cooly said
” Want me to lose em boss?”
Before leading the paparazzi on a merry high-speed dance.
Bet his reg is H3ll RA1S3R
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Halfwit Hewitt was probably sat in the back of the car going “Eeeeeck…Brrrrummm….brrummmm” with his Fisher Price driving wheel.
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If Halfwit and MeGain were serious about being chased they should have enlisted the services of a drunk driver.
Like what Diana had.
Bullshitting cunts think we were all born yesterday.
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He was an indisn Immigrant. I bet he thought ‘I came to America to escape carting posh British cunts from functions.’
I wonder if Harray called him ‘wallah’ and Megain gave him a telling off.
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My half of the nom isn’t just about Meg,
Or Jews,
But bullshitting cunts.
From your army Walt’s to your wannabe James Bonds.
The cunts privy to secret wisdom
The cunts that know better,
The cunts that have a great imagination.
Spoofing, fantasy, someone took a shot at me on the way here luckily I know how to do a SAS barrel roll ….
You know the type 😎
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‘You know the type 😎’
I most certainly do… Prolific at the moment.
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@Mis
Your snarky remarks were lost on the real Admin Team.
@DCI
Even though you and many other Mobsters have been posting more than usual lately, I wouldn’t call any of you prolific.
In truth the bullshit never stops with you lot.
ttfn
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General cuntard@
Your paranoid.
Not everything is about you you know?
It was about media bullshitters and bullshitters in general.
You stepping up for the bullshit Community or something?
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You’ll actually find, Captain ‘Bullshitter’ Blowhard, that recently, I’ve been rarely posting. Wading through the shite you post (before you cry to Admin) is like trying to carry out a Capacity test on a dementia patient, so I can’t be arsed as of late.
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@ DCI
I genuinely fear for his mental state.
Do they have the equivalent of section 136 in the Florida?
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If they do, Captain Blowhard’s slipped under the net. An absolute basket case. Not to mention a fantasist.
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The fact that Mobster Gene used ‘Bullshitter’ in his remarks shows just how transparent Mobster Mis’ attempt was and how anemic his denial is.
The simple fact of the matter is there is a ‘clique’, as one cunter put it who doesn’t like me and will stop at nothing to insult, discredit or drive me away.
From Mis and his lowlife friend’s reprehensible tactic of hacking my posts and creating, editing and deleting things and even stooping so low as to send me threats and try to intimidate me…to the repeated mindless Ukraine refrain…the trolling never ends.
By the way…did you ever wonder why after the hundreds of posts I’ve made over the roughly 5 years I’ve been here that they keep harping on that one thing…and that one thing only?
To keep this relevant to the Markles, it’s the exact same tactic. Create a narrative…in the case of the Markles it was racism…in the Royal family…in the institutions and in the British public…and keep repeating ad nauseam at every opportunity…even when it isn’t relevant…and hope that it goes unchallenged and after time becomes accepted.
When a cunter puts up a nom it shouldn’t be spoiled by an irrelevant childish pissing match. I don’t want to spoil anyone’s nomination.
I also don’t want to be banned so perhaps from now on I should just ignore the all too familiar pissing and moaning of the T and Pf Mob and sticking to cunting cunts.
Off to lunch. I’ll check in when I can.
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One quick addendum…
After I made my posts I saw the remarks by Mobster Minge questioning my mental health.
Another tactic right out of the Markle and Far Far Left playbook…(and by Fiddler)…establish a damaging narrative…hope it goes unquestioned or better yet supported by other Mobsters…and keep repeating it until it becomes accepted and your enemy is discredited.
As I said the shit never stops with this gang of Trolls.
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General, your leaping at shadows.
Disclaimer.
I didn’t mean any disrespect or slander at General Cuntster.
By bullshitters,
I didn’t mean him.
And I apologise for any upset caused.
Happy?
Calmed down?
Not everything is a attack you know?
Ps
Id err on the side of caution calling Admins ‘lowlifes’.
He genuinely is a real admin General.
Wasn’t some trick.
Upto you.
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A deaf dementia pt.
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The pair of them tried to cause explosions with their contrived revalations in their shite books and in the media but when their efforts ammounted to little more than a flash in the pan they had to up the ante.
I bet a pound to a penny this entire car chase was faked. Nobody cares enough about the pair of them to merit the pepperami wasting their time trying to take photos of them.
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Whats that great line from shaun of the dead, “a failed actress and a twat”. As finton stack also said ” pair of wankers”.
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I’m so tired of these cunts that if someone doesn’t a lot them I may have to come out of retirement and do it myself. Not that I was ever an assassin you understand, but let’s face it, they both deserve cheese wiring don’t they? He’s nothing but a brain dead, lying ginger Walt, and she a fucking yacht whore! Who’s going to shed a tear for them? Fucking no one, that’s who!
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