Is still a cunt.
The slippery fat bastard has apparently done his last show in the USA. Which means – unfortunately for us – the cunt will be coming back here to annoy the shit out of us.
As expected, his American ‘farewell’ was puke inducing stuff. With talentless pop phag Harry Styles paying a cringewothy arselicking tribute and lucky break chav Adele squawking in one key as usual in that dreadful Carpool shite. Also as expected, Corden did his ‘sincere Cilla’ act. With a ‘I love you all’ message and -you guessed it – turning on the waterworks. Well, we know how much he ‘loves’ people like restaurant and airport staff, don’t we? I have heard tales of how he treated his Late show crew like shit and didn’t even know their names, the fat twat is as fake as Bruce Jenner’s snatch.
I for one am dreading this odious, unfunny and obnoxious fat fuck’s return to British TV. Alongside Schofield and Lineker, he is easily the biggest cunt on television.
Nominated by Norman
A second helping of this tub of Lard from Ron Knee
There’s good news and bad news on the James Corden front.
The good news is that while filming the last ever ‘Crosswalk…the Musical’ section for his final ‘Late Late Show’ in the US, the fat cunt ran into the road shouting ‘don’t honk at me, I’m a star!’ and was promptly run over. The bad news is that the crash was a stunt, part of the ‘show’ where Corden and friends sing songs from musicals on ‘crosswalks’ in LA, no doubt much to the annoyance of drivers.
Well our esteemed son is soon to return to his native shores, ‘to try new things’ and be nearer to family; this being code for ‘The Late Late Show’ was losing $20m a year and got the axe.
He’ll soon be back here then, bringing his fake bonhomie and utter lack of charm to a screen near you. Ricky Gervais really had Corden’s number at ‘The Golden Globes’, when he quipped ‘the world got to see James Corden as a fat pussy. He was also in the film “Cats”, which nobody saw’.
I know what you’re thinking; if only that car had run the fucker over for real. Tell you what, let’s do our own version of ‘Crosswalk…the Musical’. Altogether now, from the musical ‘Man of La Mancha’; ‘to dream the impossible dream
Its very easy for me to ignore the likes of Herr Likener, tortoise face bum-boy and the talentless cry baby, by not allowing Svengali to hypnotise me into viewing the likes of these nonentities.
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Not only is he a cunt, but he is an annoying cunt
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And a shameless, big fat cunt as well! Cannot abide the talentless bag of cunt, and that’s swearing!!
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It’s amazing how far you can go with so little talent in the entertainment business (see also ‘Ant and Dec’).
Morning all.
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The likes of sleepy face and friend are a test for me whether to commit murder.
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While poofters like Alan Carr, Philip Schofield and Wes Streeting are still camping it up with their shit-eating grins on TV, James Corden is a very minor irritant.
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Johnathan Ross is very old and tired now.
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True. Far too many of todays TV acts hark back to the 1980s – Ant & Dec, Ross, David Baddiel, Schofield etc and they have been allowed to turn into “national treasures” at one time they would have just been as over the hill entertainers eeking out their pension with appearances on The Good Old Days.
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If only his flight back crashed into Graeme Norton’s show studio while Adam Hills, Noel Fielding and Nish Kumrag are guests. The headline ” 5 unfunniest cunts in the universe incinerated “.
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I’d have thought you’d have had more of your homegrown Aussie “talent” on your hitlist, Shacks. With the likes of Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Reuben Kaye & Jordan Raskopoulos to name but a few it isn’t as though you aren’t spoilt for choice when it comes to talentless and unfunny alleged comedians. In comparison Hills is hilarious and is at least straight and not məntal. Don’t you have any non-quəər comics down under?
BTW for those who haven’t heard of Raskopoulos, he (for that is what he is) makes Jo Brand look gorgeous.
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Blimey, that Dylan Mulvaney’s put on weight.
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Racasan indeed looks… grim.
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Total unashamed twat and ultra un cool cunt.
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It beats me how they have the audacity.
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Who dat in the header pic?
George Michael?
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After he ate all the pies.
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I remain hopeful,especially as it seems inevitable that this tub of lard returns here,that he tries the “don’t you know who I am” routine with the wrong chap and gets properly filled in.
Imagine the delight if this event was filmed..dear me.
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I can’t stand this fat cunt. That said, at least he’s not like most other UK TV presenters, mincers, fiddlers, or batty boys in denial.
Let’s all have a vote. What cunty channel is going to pick him up? I say Channel 4.
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He’s an obnoxious, grinning, sweating, fat kid.
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Saw that talent vacuum walking around the west end last year.. was about to shout some abuse then noticed he had kids with him..
Who’s kids not sure?
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I’m still annoyed at Alan Bennett having the fat cunt in “The History Boys” film.
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‘utter lack of charm’
Funny you should say that Ron. In the Mail they warned that he must go on a ‘charm offensive’ to win an audience back here.
Mission impossible I feel.
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I’d forgotten about Cilla Black. The entertainer who apparently became known as “Our Cilla,” a term which was eagerly adopted by her fans.
But then she died and went to heaven and was no longer “Our Cilla,” but became known as “God’s Cilla,” which immediately put the Japanese military on high alert….
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Can’t stand the fat prick or his over the top false laugh. Hope the plane crashes on the way back, though the cunt is so buoyant I feel he’d drift back anyway.
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The impact of any plane hitting the ground with that cunt on board would be Hiroshima mk II.
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I’ve got an idea for a game show.
It basically involves any politician caught telling lies or talking bollocks – being forced to sniff a pair of James Corden’s well worn under crackers live on air.
Presented by Ant and Dec of course
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Ant McPartlin; half man, half Klingon
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A man who’s forehead extends below his chin
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PJ and Duncan. Pair of cunts
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Oh God no, it’s not coming back, is it? Like genital herpes, only less enjoyable.
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James Corden is the best of British talent currently out there,
How he isn’t a bigger star I’ll never know?
I’ve been a fan of his work for years and find him genuinely funny.
Gawd bless him!!💋xx
Sorry meant James Bolen.
I can’t stand that fat fawning slug.
That waitress should of opened his fat fuckin throat.
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@ Mis
You’ve immediately made me conjure up visions of Mr Creosote sat in the restaurant with that comment.
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A big fat smug greasy over paid bag of fuck all.
Render him down for soap and fertiliser.
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He really thought he was the dog’s knob after that shitty ‘Hazza on a bus’ interview.
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So long as the fat doesn’t live near I don’t give a flying fuck, never watch that type of shit on TV anyway.
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Can anyone on here tell me what is the attraction of this smarmy lard arse?
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In a word… no.
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Whichever airport he lands at I’m sure a giant YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE YOU FAT CUNT cardboard signs would be a nice gesture. Or being detained at passport control shouting don’t you know who I am while security taser him.
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This lard arse is on the BBc news website, which of means he’s a shoe in for a BBC chat show slot along side the other “cockney” twat lisping Ross..
DEFUND THE BBC….!!!
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I have defunded them. According to defund the BBC’s twatter a million people have turned off BBC news since march which if true is good. Woke parasites.
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Bang on Norman, a complete, utter plutonium grade platinum coated cunt. As for Adele i do not know how much she paid to make herself look like a crack whore stripper – can never polish a turd though.
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She was ugly when she was fat and she’s even more ugly now she’s thin. You can’t polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter, which is what she has done in that cringeworthy video singing with the slug Corden
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Rest assured, Adele’s tarbrush fellah won’t hang around for long (they never do). And once she is dumped (again) there will be a frenzy of Big Macs, KFC, Coca Cola, Mars Bars and so on. And the fat slag we all know and don’t love will return.
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I don’t know what the problem is. I’ve never seen anything this fat cunt has been in, it was effortless.
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#metoo
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I have only ever seen him in Gavin&Stacy where he was out cunted by the dreadful gay Welsh cunt, whose name escapes me and the even more irritating soppy Stacy, (although she gives me the horn.)
I have read that he is an obnoxious cunt though. America’s gain is our loss.
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Perhaps some mad mullah could be persuaded to lop the cunts head off. Could be a giggle in itself.
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Never found this cunt funny, or g&s. Too many cunts from the pot of straws given programmes to present with no interest of the subject. That tim shaw cunt off of that car sos crud, sheesh what a mallet.
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A CELEBRITY!! like all of them full of shit, narcissistic, egotistical puffed up cunts.
Experts on everything ,think the world is interested in their opinions and that they should be adored by the little people, I would lay the fat dollop of suet pudding out with no hesitation, celebrities are a festering pox on humanity.
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This is the cunt that just keeps on giving Like a turd that just won’t flush
It amazes me how a fat talentless twat like Cordon gets any work have the Yanks finally found him out?
I suppose the place of work in Blighty will be the cash cow the BBC so we all lose out 👎👎
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