Dog attacks

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Seeing one a week of stories about man’s best friend savaging someone.
Occasionally children.

A dog can do a lot of damage,
Leave you with some nasty scars.

But a dog tends to be the product of its environment and how it’s raised and trained by its owner.

I’m a big fan of dogs,
They show unswerving loyalty, protect your property, give you companionship etc

I have had big dogs all my life.
I’ve one sat snoring at my feet as I type.

One report , the child got bit because it was pulling the tail of a sick dog?!!

Why did the fuckin idiot mother allow this?
Her kid got a scar that’ll ruin her prom photo.
It wasn’t a Pitbull or anything.
A cocker spaniel.

It’s owners that are the problem.

Dogs deserve competent owners.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

89 thoughts on “Dog attacks”

  1. When I see reports of dog attacks…particularly on children I normally have a bet with my wife it’s at a fucking feckless council house dwelling cunt. Even if they don’t show pictures in the initial report, a swift street view google of the address mentioned very quickly informs me I am not wrong.

    Try it yourself next time.

    CUNTS

  2. There was an awful incident that occurred not a million miles from me several months back where a Spaniel that some woman was walking was attacked by 4 other dogs which happened to be all off the lead.

    Said woman was allegedly walking her dog as normal on an oft used area of cycle track when out of nowhere these dogs appeared with their owner running behind shouting instructions to the woman to not do this or that because it may “antagonise his dogs”

    Needless to say that these 4 dogs proceeded to tear the spaniel to shreds whilst the lady owner was trying to fend them off.

    The Spaniel after much trauma and surgery, somehow survived the ordeal just about in tact.

    Of the 4 dogs that this mindless chav Pikey fuckwit cunt was apparently in charge of – 2 of them were some kind of banned cross breed and the other 2 were lurcher types.

    Not sure what happened in the end and haven’t bothered to find out but as is the subject of the nom – this stupid piece of shit quite unbelievably thought he was clever enough to have 4 dogs all off the lead in a public area whilst knowing he had next to zero control over the things.

    It’s cunts like him that need putting down before the dogs.

    Fucking thick scum cunt.

  3. Yet you have to have a license and take a test to drive a car.

    Imagine the outcry if you had to have a licence, insurance and pass a test before you could own a dog?

    Of course, the usual suspects would simply ignore that and carry on breeding and buying ugly, look-at-me, I’m a big man, killing machines.

  5. Whenever the door bell rings our dog goes and sits on a stool in the corner, he’s a boxer….

  6. Seems to be a lot of these attacks lately.

    Don’t know if it’s always been like this, and maybe we just get to hear about them more now through soshull meeja and the internet.

    It’s always bad, esp. when kids are involved.

  7. You can never judge a book by its cover when it comes to dogs. Some are or appear to be softer or more placid than others but it’s not always the case.

    It’s probably only less than 12 months since my own dog was attacked by 3 working Cocker Spaniels which were all off the lead at the time.

    In my experience Spaniels tend to be quite a gentle breed although hyperactive but these things were right vicious little bastards.

    Of course the owner, as is often the case, had no control over them whatsoever whilst thinking it was clever to have them all roaming freely on a public pathway.

    I had to physically pick my dog up and hold him aloft so as to protect him before delivering a swift couple of well timed volleys to heads of these attacking pooches.

    The owner, who was a wannabe outdoors type judging by her clothes looked on in horror but she knew by the death stare on my face that she was getting a kick as well if she’d dared to complain.

    I just don’t understand how dog owners can be so stupid.

  8. It’s the idiots who think that their dog should be off lead no matter how inconvenient for other dog owners,
    Members of the public.

    And it isn’t just young blokes,
    Or council house types.

    The amount of chinless Charlie’s who think their chocolate labs are exempt !

    Getcha fuckin dog under control Tarquin 😡

  9. I’ve been forced to hate dogs by the useless cretins in our area that during the school run think it’s ok to shit on a public pathway for kids to slip and slide in on their way to school.

    Come cunt has also let his dog shit right outside my house recently, big mountain of a turd that took 5 odd buckets of hot water to rinse away. If I find the cunt who owns this shit machine he will be put down.

    • I presume that you mean the owner, CM, and not the dog?

      This is something that really gets me ranting, but I’ll restrain myself today.

      • Yes, I mean the owner and the way the shit was on my drive it was fucking obvious this cunt let their animal shit here – almost like it was done on purpose to piss me off.

        If I find where this cunt lives I will shit on their front door step.

  10. I walk my dog off the lead most of the time, he’s a jug, and is the friendliest mutt on the planet wants to say hello everybody and every dog. like kids it’s how you bring them up. With boundaries, tolerance reward and love.

    • Hiya Everyonesacunt 👍

      Your dog sounds nice and well adjusted.
      But remember,
      Not everyone wants him approaching their dog.

      Dogs are pretty territorial.

      • Correct Mis and I call him to heed anytime we come across a stranger or a regular dog walker who I know doesn’t want a fussy dog.

    • Problem is that not everyone will appreciate your dog being friendly. Best to have them on a lead in public imo.

  11. Never let your kids run over to dogs you don’t know.

    Never assume a dog is friendly and touch it’s head.

    Never leave little tots alone with a dog.

    Never let your dog run rampant off lead where other people are.

    And if you walk a dog carry a stout stick for any off lead incidents.

    Dogs are like people.
    If naughty and smacked over the nut with a heavy stick they tend to calm down.
    Same with the owners.

    • Difference is I don’t like my own ass and then kiss my wife 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • Yes, MNC all good advice.

      I would add though that it is a worry about potential dogs that can come and attack me and/or my dogs. I live in a nice area, so a bit unlikely, but I never know the day when some chav or Pikey cunt will go out for a country walk with some pitbull-lurcher cross and think my dogs or me are the hare at the greyhound track.

      Maybe I need to go on TTCE’s dark web and buy something suitably lethal.

  13. It’s the feral cunts and the posh cunts who are equally to blame..the Ferals have them as they’ve seen some other cunt on social media with a dog but make no effort whatsoever to train them..

    The Posh Cunts treat the dogs like children and have no idea the damage they can do in the wrong circumstances..

    Both are human dung that need a reality check..

    With a mallet.

    • Some idiot posh bird started screaming after her wolf hound seized a deer.
      I was working with the old man in the neighbouring property and we got a call from the client saying to nip over the back gate and see what the hell was happening.
      I stayed with the snivelling woman while my dad fetched the dog and killed the deer.
      On bringing the dog back she started backing away and saying it was a disgusting creature. My dad said ‘hang on, it’s a wolfhound. It’s just in them!’

      Clueless, useless Surrey twat.

  14. My dog isn’t interested in anyone but family.

    If you say hello she’ll ignore you.

    If you offer her a treat she won’t take it .
    Certainly won’t eat it!

    Nobody existed to her bar family and friends.

    Can’t be bribed.
    Won’t pretend to like you.

    Hates cats.
    Doesn’t like other dogs much.
    Hates pigeons.
    But I’ve watched through the window,
    Her laying in the garden surrounded by little sparrows having a bath in her water bowl.
    Doesn’t harm them.
    Seems to like them?

  15. It’s a bit of a problem in my area.

    By law, dogs of certain breeds have to be muzzled and on leads when out for walks.
    It’s all done according to their mouth size.

    Fair enough you may think.

    The problem is when other dogs exempt from those rules, and strays, try to attack a muzzled dog.

    They have no way of defending themselves.

    Therefore the owners of some of these restricted breeds ignore the rules and walk their dogs off the lead most places.

    Agreeing with the nom in general, all dog owner’s should train their dogs correctly.

    Unfortunately in my area, there are quite a few strays.

    • Artie@

      I’ve noticed this in Mediterranean countries.
      Stray dogs and cats.

      We went to Crete years ago,
      And was dining outside one night surrounded by starving animals.
      The missus and kids throwing them most of their meals.

      Why is this?
      Why do they get pets then abandon them?

      • Two main reasons.

        You will see plenty of podencos and galgos abandoned.
        These are hunting dogs and if they are not much good the hunters just dump them.

        These are the lucky dogs.
        Most hunting dogs that can no longer hunt are used for target practice or worse still, hung up in a way that the cunt hunters call ‘piano playing’.

        Don’t look that up.
        It will upset you.

        The other reason is that home owners here will buy a dog for the short time that they may visit their holiday homes, and then dump them when they leave just a short time later.

        They then repeat the process the next time that they come.

        The Northern Europeans are notorious for this cuntishness.

        Every large town has a stray dog pound.
        Unfortunately they are underfunded.
        My company donates 50 euros from each job we do to our local dog pound.

        We sometimes fill up a van with dog beds brought from the big Chinese superstores or we will deliver sacks of dried food for the dogs.
        A few times a year we will settle any vet’s bills.

      • My Younger fundraises for podencos and galgos.
        She’s appalled that people can treat dogs, but especially sighthounds, so badly.
        I have to agree.

      • It’s my company GJ.

        I am not interested in the potential opportunity for promoting my company.
        It’s just something that I want to do.

        None of my customers know what we do for the dogs and we don’t use it in our advertising.

        It makes us feel happy that the dogs are comfortable and well fed.

  16. my daughter is involved with training close protection dogs, mostly Dobermans and she is constantly telling people to keep their kids away and their mutts under control around her when she is out with these fecking huge animals which are always on a lead until they are 100% trained and under control , beggars belief the stupidity of some people that they let their children approach an unknown dog.

  18. I’ve got a Belgian Malinois.

    In the hands of an idiot or incompetent owner there are few dogs more dangerous but I invested fucking years training him properly .

    He’s still fucking nuts if not kept engaged and occupied but I make sure he is and I feel sorry the day any burglar comes knocking and doesn’t realise he’s there, it will end badly for them.

    When I say fell sorry for them. I mean I hope Jenson tears his face off and presents it to me when I arrive home.

    • I have the long haired version of your Mali. A Tervuren.

      Soppy as fuck. Always on a lead in public. Gets attacked by teacup yorkies and Chihuahuas.

  19. I couldn’t agree more, MNC.
    If an owner behaves like a twat, so will the dog.
    A bloke I know, a big, quiet fucker (he is partially deaf), and ex-rugbly player, once had some tattooed fuckwit and his snapping, ‘power-mutt’ having a go at him when he was out walking his old Alsatian-cross.
    He picked up his dog, which was pissing in fear, and was told by the aforementioned fuckwit, that his dog was ‘upsetting’ his!
    Anyway, to cut a long story short, this bloke clocked the fuckwit leaving a boozer after closing time, and ‘corrected’ the cunt in the error of his ways.

  20. Young Indian boy (native Amarican) asks the chief how he picks the names for his tribe members. Chief says, ” When baby born, I leave teepee and first thing I see, that is name. That why your brother is Flying Eagle and your sister Running Deer. Why you ask Two Dogs Fucking?”

  21. I’ve noticed that more and more holiday accommodation is ‘pet friendly’. For pet read dog. I had a dog years ago but haven’t had one for ages and I don’t want one in the house. I like clean places. It stands to reason that I don’t want to holiday in a place where other people’s dogs have been but, fuck me, it’s getting ever harder to find one.
    I also don’t want to eat in a pub where dogs are let into the dining areas but, more and more these days, they are allowed in. If you have a dog, fine, but realise that many other people don’t want to holiday where one has just been or eat alongside one.

  22. I’ve never laughed so hard as I did as a bored 8yr old looking out the classroom window at two dogs shagging.😁

    One a black lab had 3 an a half legs.
    The stump had a grubby white sock on it.

    But undeterred he pumped his lipstick straight up the back end of a little Scruffy bitch.

    The teacher couldn’t control the class for ages.

    Happy children joyous at the humping of a disabled dog..

    Sheer magic🙂

    • It won’t be long before Katie Price does some dog pòrn, MNC.
      That poor dog would have to have his helmet dipped in bleach afterwards.

      • She might give birth to a half-canine, half-slut hybrid. If you think that can’t happen, you’re wrong. She’s already been in the DNA Emulsification splicing program, where she got spunked up by Harambe the gorilla and 9 months later, out slid Harvey (easily, despite weighing 4 stone).

      • Put a link on Thomas when you’ve watched it.
        Bet she’s dipped her toes in the animal porn market already?

        Deepthroated a horse shlong 😆

      • She may have given birth to a were-rat, after here liason with Dean Gaffney of Eastenders.

      • I don’t know Miserable. Just must have taken a dislike to me.

        I know the dogs in the backyard didn’t like my dad. Much to the amusement of my mother.

    • I was bit by a dog in the face. I was about 4. It was a beautiful golden retriever called Sands. Still have a scar on my upper lip.

      Wasn’t the dog’s fault. I was conducting an experiment to see what would happen if I slowly brought a skewer into contact with his back.

      A bark, a bite, screams, and blood everywhere was the result.

      Tought me a valuable lesson that dog did.

      • That’s why the chınks are buying up Africa, OC.
        They’ll be shipping the natives off to the Yulin bushmeat festival.
        They think so little of black that they don’t regard it as cannibarism.

      • Indeed, their racism is genuinely abhorrent Thomas. Far worse than what you see in the West these days.

  26. Off lead dogs are a menace to society and should be banned in all but large open green spaces and one’s own home. Mandatory muzzle laws need to be introduced for when dogs are outside as well.

    • Not that I disagree, OP, about off lead dogs, but mandatory muzzles?

      If you can locate a source for one for a 4.5k chu, virtually toothless, and terrified of everything ( the fearsome beast) do let me know.

      It might stop him eating all the crap people chuck on the floor when they’ve done with their kebab, SFC, pizza, etc, which he promptly vomits up 30 minutes later, on my nice clean rug.

      • I’d prefer mandatory muzzles for a good number of the human population.

    • not sure about the muzzle bit OP, my dog is a ground licker he uses the receptor in the roof of his mouth as well as his nose whilst out sniffing out his P-mails.

  27. Incidentally I saw a huge mastiff today, all rippling muscle. A young woman was walking it but if it had got spooked by something there is no way she could have controlled it, in fact I think most people would have struggled.

  28. I’m not a fan of dogs and agree that they should all be muzzled in public. You might say there are no bad dogs, only bad owners. I don’t agree. A dog is one step away from being wild animal and can turn vicious regardless of whether its owner is a cunt or not.

    • A dog is not ‘one step’ from being a wold animal. that is pernicious, ignorant crap.
      Dogs have been bred since domestication at LEAST 15 millennia ago. You may as well that horses, pigs and chickend are almost wild animals as they were all domesticated aftrr dogs.

      • Dogs are descended from wolves though, and no matter how domesticated they are they still have some of that DNA in them to greater or lesser degrees. You never really know when a dog is going to snap. Also, most people don’t keep horses, pigs and chickens as household pets.

    • I have 2 dogs. Dog 1 wants me to throw the ball all the time, wants belly rubs all the time, wants dinner at the same time everyday then dessert in the form of a bone, follows me around even when I go to the bathroom, paws me for cuddles and licks me, sleeps at the end of my bed. Dog 2 is far less affectionate and her main activity is to keep hold of Dog 1’s ball for as long as possible ‘lording it’ over dog 1.

      I don’t think either of them are a threat to me, since they have me well trained. Still they are always on a lead around people and other animals. Only let them off in a wide open space when nobody is around.

  29. A bloke who lives across the road from me has two German Shepherds.
    They are truly magnificent. Healthy, fit, ideal examples of the breed.
    He, and his missus, walk them regularly, otherwise they have access to a secure back garden.
    What’s the problem, Jeezum, you might say?
    They are never leashed, not ever.
    I live on a busy road, it’s a main bus route and well known rabbit run into the town centre. Also, with three primary and two ‘academies’, rife with children walking to a school/being ferried to school by car.
    It wouldn’t take a genius to figure out that a dog, bred for it’s aggressive nature, were to see another, similar dog across the road, a disaster would fall.

  30. Barbara Woodhouse was very strict where training dogs were concerned, but a little more lenient when it came to coaxing them to lick her out.

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