Bullshit in the media about women’s football (7)

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The incessant bullshit in the media surrounding women’s football.

I know that’s quite a mouthful, but just saying women’s football is wrong it isn’t what I am cunting. I want women to be able to play football. I do not see why they can’t and should be encouraged to do so as often and to the highest standard they can. Just the way men can.

Here is my problem I can honestly say that I could pick a team from England’s pub leagues that could annihilate the national women’s team. I could easily, I may have mentioned before that I played low end semi pro and top level pub stuff. The last pub team I was involved in could boast several ex professional players. Not YTS kids but men who had had professional contracts with football league teams. And that was from just one team, (ok a top team), in a small Yorkshire town. How many more ex professionals could I call on registered with Sunday pub leagues nationally? Several hundred is my guess.

This cunting isn’t about knocking the women who play, (some maybe ex players on MOD) but not generally. It is about the fucking nonsense spouted on the; you’ve guessed it the beeb sky, bt sports et al. Sometimes I look for the scores and have to wade through the nonsense women’s leagues on web just to get to the get to championship men’s results. It used to be bad enough when the Scottish premier division was placed above the English leagues. That is also a shite standard.

FFS honestly. It is like being force fed green beans as a kid when what you really want is a piece of meat and chips.

Women’s football is massively subsidised by the men’s game. No fucker actually pays owt but a couple of quid to watch it. Kids go free Oaps free etc. Even national fixtures give away free tickets, loads and loads go to schools, just to get people inside the ground.

Top women’s teams now fly to fixtures fuck me that’s environmentally sound, not. or cost affective.

Right the cunting is specifically about the bullshit media coverage that surrounds women playing football not women actually playing to which I say get on with it and enjoy. Just don’t believe the hype.

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Nominated by Everyonesacunt

72 thoughts on “Bullshit in the media about women’s football (7)”

  1. I much prefer to watch shapely girls running about than overpaid cunts gobbing.

  2. I believe that there is soon to be a wimminz FA Cup Final – it reminds you of the under 5’s egg and spoon race to kick off the real thing First prize will be one of skanky Kim Leadbetter’s well-used jockstraps. Second prize will be to win two of them, one for each nostril.

  3. That zoom thing between sunak and mongo kane was excruciating – sunak asked mongo something about “seeing the Lionesses”. Pair of retarded fuckers.

  4. ” can you kick it ” yes, but not to far and never where you were aiming.

    Sky are massive cunts for that..
    Wednesday, Milan Derby champions league semi final..

    Ahead in the fixture list.
    Chelsea vs Leicester
    Arsenal vs Brighton..

    One played in front of a packed house and the others,well put it this way diane abbott would have to take her shoes off to count that high.

    • If Diane ever played for the wimmins’ over 50’s Tower Hamlets 5-a-side team, she’d arrive wearing one ballerina shoe and one ice skate.

      • She would definately need a pair of Emily Thornbery’s “Big Mama” knickers – the ones with a generous gussett.

    • I hope AC Milan can overturn the deficit but it looks doubtful given those two by Inter count as away goals.

  5. Everyonesacunt@

    Did you have a mullet when you played?
    😄

  6. Yeah, I’m listening to Talksport and they say…….”let’s get the latest update from Arsenal v Barcelona in the Champions League” or whatever. I’m thinking….what the fuck……Arsenal aren’t even in the Champions League, the wankers!!
    Then I realise they’re talking about the wimminz for fucks sake. Just fuck off you fucking twats. The only people who care are at the ground anyway, stop wasting my fucking time , arseholes.

    • Talksport should be renamed Talkshite, as long as that gobby prick Simon Jordan is on there.
      Edfie Howe is a relegation soecialist because he got Bournemouth relegated?
      You stupid, snide, myopic cunt.
      Eating your words now, aren’t you cunt?
      Same goes for that moron Steve Bruce.

  7. Spot on nom.

    It’s a bit like having a black dunce as Chancellor,it looks good to a certain crowd,never mind that it’s a load of virtue signalling shit.

    I’ve nowt against lasses playing the Football,in fact if I have to watch this sport I’d rather see wimmins legs than some vastly overpaid blokes.

    But they way it’s promoted as a huge success,financially and even politically,by the desperate cunts at the BBCistan and Sky is yet another con by a gang of leftie airheads.

    Finally it must be said that the rise of the female sports commentator is an outrageous disgrace.

    And it’s annoying as fuck.

    • I couldn’t agree more, it’s pretending that women’s football is on a par with the men”s game.
      Some years ago I was talking about women’s cricket with a mate who knew what he was talking about and he claimed our cricket club’s 2nd team could beat the England women’ team. Personally I thought that was bloody rude about our players as our 3rd team, playing only social cricket, looked to be more technically efficient than the England v New Zealand game I had been watching.

    • I’m not that bothered by female presenters or commentators. I dont watch match of the cunt or Sky though.

      The astroturfing by broadcasters is an insult to the intelligence of viewers and fans. Much like their endless promotion of multiculturalism and LGBT guff.
      We see right through it.

  8. I tried to support women playing footie when I was in the army as I was mates with loads of players but I also saw firsthand the sorry truth.

    Women’s football is wall to wall lezzas and the football is secondary to the promiscuous shagging and intrigue that goes on within the team. The biggest bulldyke also gets to pick the team and will tend to favour whomever they are currently grooming.

    And groom they do, on many a subsidised footie tour in exotic locations, they will ply impressionable young gals (often ‘straight’ and/or in relationships) with copious amounts of booze and then it is a feeding frenzy only involving lezza acts that would make Thomas the CE blush.

    To each their own but it would probably open a few eyes to read about the goings on at the lionesses camp.

  9. I want to see true Diversity in all sports.
    Let the men compete against the Women and show these 3rd wave feminists nazis the uncomfortable truth of gender biology.

  10. I can’t even listen to footy podcasts anymore. They’ll bang on about how da wimminz team is doing for half the time. I wondered why they did this, but I think I get it. These cunts want to get a cushy job for the likes of the BBC and know promoting this shit, gay shit and BLM bollocks will help them.

    AFTV is one of the worst though, as it they make out that 90% of Arsenal fans are shouty black people. Fucking spot the whitey nowadays on that channel, the fucking shithouses.

    • Just following the trend CB, all tv channels nowadays are ethnic paradises.

      • You wouldnt think Britain was 85% White and just 3.5% black, looking at the rubbish on TV.
        An entire industty sharing in mass delusion.

  13. I confidently predict that Scotland will win the next wimminz World Cup. They’re going to field eleven Isla Brysons in each game.

    Fitbaa’s comin’ hame.

  14. Don’t have a problem with it, once the housework and chores are done it’s a great idea for the ladies to get some exercise. Stops them turning into fat blobs.

    Bonus it also gives the fellas a break from the cunts. They also come home with less energy for nagging and bitching.

  15. It is shite and nobody gives a fuck about it. There’s so many misleading headlines that make you think the article is about men’s football. It’s a minority sport that has no place in the national media.

    The goalkeepers do make me laugh though,

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1u3ifz

    • The fact the media use.bait and switch tsctics shows thry don’t buy their own hype.

  16. ‘At least they don’t act like prima donnas and roll around like a dog in goose shit feigning injury’, we often hear. True to a point, but the day will come.
    We’ve seen evidence of it in recent times.
    Karen Carney bleating about being trolled after insulting Leeds United.
    A France player refusing to play under a coach who was sacked on the basis of her stance.
    Demands to be paid the same as men at the top level.
    Demands to be able to play in premier league stadiums that cost hundreds of thousands of pounds to staff and police.
    And yes, the media are fully on board with this bullshit and ignorance of financial reality.
    World records are broken weekly, totally ignoring the fact that it’s a wimminz sport in its infancy.
    I’ll never knock them for getting out there and having a go. Just spare us all the contrived bullshit.

    • And another thing.
      It would be wise to remember that top level football is one of the most avaricious businesses on earth.
      When all of this woke bollocks fades into history, they’ll drop wimminz football like a stone if it can’t pay its own way.

  17. The next Wimminz World Cup is in July and it’s in Australia and New Zealand so fuck knows what time of the night it will be on. But you can bet the good old BBC will be showing it at about 3am with about 20 people tuning in. Still, it’s not their fucking money so what do they care?

    • Apparently no one has bid for the TV rights yet.. oh dear never mind.

      If it gets the ball rolling I’m willing to go as high as 499 OK make it a fiver.

      • Aye FIFA are demanding a ridiculous amount I believe, so da wimminz can get paid as much as the men or summat.

        If any broadcaster wants to put their money where their mouths are, now’s your chance.

        You’ll go bust, but at least you’ll feel good about yourselves.

        The BBC will pay up. It’s not their money, you see.

  18. I hope someone’s cunting Eurovision. I have a theory Vlad might target it with it being the Ukraine fest.

    Swift strike on Anfield with a small nuke and he takes out Liverpool and Eurovision in one hit!

    C’mon man, you know it makes sense.

    Sorry for wandering off topic….

    • I lumped on them winning at 8/11 last year, was fucking obvious they were going to win the sympathy vote. I fucking hate the whole thing but I couldn’t turn down a money making opportunity like that.

    • Thanks for mentioning Eurovision. What with the lack of publicity, it might have passed me by.

  19. Whatever gets them out of the kitchen. Beach volleyball is a much more ahem technical sport.

    • Agree me but I’d hate to see it ruined with the participation of munters!

  20. Tried watching the wimmins game years ago, until I began to feel ill as though lacking in fibre and vitamin D, due to trying to play the game for them. Had to give it up on health grounds. What I think they need are smaller pitches like the drawing in of the cricket boundaries and bringing back the status of batsmen.

    I’m safe on the commentary side due to not having the sound on and only watch the men’s football from kickoff to the final whistle.

    My only grievance was when reading online about the game, until I realised the lasses game is mentioned in green, abling me now to dismiss it.

  21. Women’s tennis, even though Bacsinszky has retired permanently, and olive-oiled nudey wrestling.
    In the Westminster corner, Penny Mordaunt, in the Wales corner, Charlotte Church.
    Popcorn and Marigolds at the ready!!

  22. Are there any straight ladies football players?

    If there are they need to get back in the kitchen and prepare luncheon for their husband after cleaning the mansion and servicing his manly desires.

    • I reckon there must be a few.
      But admitting being straight would scupper any chances of a career at the BBC.

    • I for one look forward to the day when a female footballer feels comfortable enough in that toxic environment to come out as straight.

    • Can’t imagine anyone would be surprised by that list CQB. Sport has always been packed with sexual weirdos. Take swimming, tennis…..

    • More than I suspected.
      Good thst they can take their aggression out someehere though.
      Lesbian and bi relationships have the highest incidence of domestic violence.

      It’s probably the fault of the white man.

  24. I was walking through Wembley on the day the women were playing a match there later that day, when I saw four tickets for the match nailed to a fence.
    I thought fuck me, I’m having them, you can never have enough nails….

  25. They seem to have identified the last bastions of us privileged men and wish to ruin them.
    Letting screaming brats around pubs was years ago. Now it’s the footy. Over-hyped subsidised womens footy, tv dominated by women, media mixing in reports of their shit games.

    • Aye. A working men’s club I used to be a member of had a ‘no wimminz allowed’ upstairs in the games room and bar. Had two immaculate full sized snooker tables (10p in the light for an hour.) Two dartboards, bar skittles all that shite. The bar only had male staff upstairs too.

      Why?

      The official reason was that men could be ‘blue’ and didn’t want the ladies to hear bad language. Blokes could talk freely upstairs but had to be very polite and not swear if possible downstairs. Partly true I reckon, but I reckon it was also a chance to escape the wife for a bit. She couldn’t even come in like Andy Capp’s missus and drag some poor cunt home by his ear. Wouldn’t be allowed upstairs, you see?

      Then, about 3 or 4 years ago, some leftie lezza tart (not even a member, came in as a guest signed in by a member) complained to the council about the ‘sexism’ and they had to let wimminz upstairs.

      Loads ripped up their memberships, including myself. Place is on its last legs I heard, stupid cunts. Gone are the cheap, local draught ales, awful
      but funny shows and cheap food. In are craft beers, local uni bands and expensive scran. Light payment for snooker gone, pay per hour £8 I heard. Added an American pool table too. £2 a game.

      Dickheads. Cheers, you interfering lezza bitch.

      She’s still not a member too, apparently. Cunt.

  26. The sad truth is, blokes either don’t watch wimmin’s footsie at all, or if they watch, they’re watching pretty girls with naked legs running after each other like ponies, i.e. some sort of meta-porn that may or may not make you want to watch real porn after 90 mins, depending on how much of a pervert you are. And 90% of the football audience is probably blokes, hence there’s not much of a business case.
    Wimmins Teams should recruit but shorthaired genuine butch mares with 11-size feet, thighs like bloody oaktrees, chests like wrestling champs and a prizefighter’s nose in the square grayish face. I bet that would be more joy to witness, soccerly speaking.

  27. What do you get, when the price of a ticket for a women’s match costs the same as men’s match.?

    Empty stadiums.

  28. I’m watching a county cricket game on catch up and the tart commentator is now banging on about wimminz cricket ‘developing’ (it isn’t, nobody gives a fuck).

    Just fucking shut up! It’s not even a women’s game that your commentating, I mean stealing a living on, you fucking ugly, bulldyke cunt tart bastard bitch.

  29. It would be ace if we could time travel teleport Malcolm Allison, Brian Clough, Big Ron Atkinson and Jackie Charlton into the TV studio alongside some of these stupid bints.

    Brian Moore: City 2 up at half time. Now for the thoughts of our panel.

    Karen Carney: City know how to beat the press, they’re good in the transition and have a 2.4 xg away from home this season…

    Clough: Now then, who let this one in. Since when is the cleaning lady allowed on? And what are you talking about? I can spit further than you can kick a ball. Be quiet, foul wench. They used to burn the likes of you at the stake you know. Think on.

    Alex Scott: Now, that’s the sexism we come to bees expectin’ and there’s nuffin’ we can do to change their…

    Allison: What the fuck is she doing here, Brian? Not bad looking for a jungle bird though, eh lads? Two sugars and while you’re down there love…

    Atkinson: I wouldn’t touch any of them with Jackie’s, Brian. If you ever get a hard on in an inappropriate place, just carry photos of these two dogs around with you. Instant floppy. Got any custard creams, luv…

    Charlton: I’d shag owt, but fuck me. Even I’ve got standards. What you two sweethearts know about the game you could fit onto a second class stamp. No sugar in mine luv.

    • Anyone banging on about fucking XG boils my piss. It means fuck all unless the ball goes in the net. Expected goals? How about actual shots on target, like we used to have?

      This bollocks started when Sky started putting up nonsense about how far a player had run. It doesnt matter if he never sees the ball!

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