SWR’s chief cunt Stuart Meek said that ‘It is wonderful to have this train proudly flying the flag for equality on our network, furthering inclusion with the new Intersex-Inclusive flag design, and visibly showing our support for LGBTQIA+ colleagues and customers.’
Yes, this is what your increased rail fares are squandered on.
What this country has only become…
Nominated by : mystic maven
In a matter of days it will be covered in graffiti.
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If you ask me, it already is.
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Sorry moggie, you must’ve been away playing with a ball of wool.
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Isn’t it already ? I must be mistaken.
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Are trains generally discriminatory then? Apart from the poor.
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I wonder if they have a puffet bar?
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Utter wank.
Which is available in Coach C.
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I’ve just been beaten in the final of the regional model railway competition, I lost on points….
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Maybe you should have used an intersex train and done some virtue signalling.
See what I did there?
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The turd tappers and shunters shunter, terrific, all aboard the marmite express, extend the tracks over a cliff and be done with this faggotry.
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Strap the cunt who was droning on about inclusiveness to the Lubbock carriage. That will learn He/her/It.
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This rubbish sums up modern Britain; senior management not bothering about providing customers with reliable,value for money products but rather dreaming up ways of offending the majority.
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A trans train- whatever next?
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The Trans Pennine `Express` has been doing it for years.
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Why do poofs need the support of a train company or any other cunt for that matter? They’re already a protected elite who can do no wrong. Fucking disgrace. I wouldn’t use the toilet on that train, there’ll be shit and spunk everywhere.
Dirty bastards.
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To be fair, that describes the toilets on any train.
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Couldn’t give a toss. Gave up using trains years ago due to the ridiculous cost. Unlikely that pandering to the deviants in this way will persuade me to return.
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Does this train particularly like going in and out of tunnels?
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All aboard!
All aboard!
All aboard the PooPoo Choochoo!
No skipping on the platform please
Ladybirds and generalmen
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Thomas the wankengine?
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“Thank you for travelling with South Western Railways on the intersex-inclusive-pride express. Not calling at Bradford, Birmingham, Dewsbury, Rochdale and Rotherham.”
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The big stiff train disappearing into the dark, chocolate tunnel…
What a gigantic pile of fucking f*gg@try from overpaid, underworked cunts who should know better. How to squander fare-payer’s cash. I think most normal person would like clean trains that are reliable and run to time, not some chocolate chimney-sweep loving bum-loco.
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The Genitalwarts Express….
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Trans Siberian express?
The dirty bastard’s.
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Not to worry.
Virtually all trains only exist on a fantasy timetable and it’s very likely nobody will ever see this abomination apart from Gays on Twatter.
Buy a ticket,train cancelled,get a refund,go precisely nowhere.
AIDS train to oven.
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Just went to pick up the wife and grandchild from the flicks. There’s a fucking huge rainbow flag flying in the entrance.
You get it shoved up your arse whether you want it or not…
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If I see a rainbow flag on anything my brain immediately thinks “oh, it’s closed” and I fuck off somewhere else.
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I went in WH Smiths in Manchester looking for a book recently.
I saw a display with ‘Pride’ handbooks and loads of rainbow shit. I haven’t been in ever since and I have no intention of doing so either.
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This launch was actually timed to coincide with the BBC reworking of Agatha Christies ‘Lubbocked On The Orient Express’.
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I wonder how much the cunts paid Valentino Vecchietti to design the absolute abomination and how much more it cost to do the paint job over and above the standard livery
Oi, no mincing in the aisles!!
The fist run was crewed exclusively by benders, rug munchers and trans dressers, sounds like discrimination to me, if you don’t take it up the arse you are ‘Excluded’
Just imagine the screams if a standard train was advertised as being crewed exclusively by straights only ?
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Here’s my namesake in a compromising situation, shunted up the backside by an engine that looks like a leering David Cameron:
https://images.app.goo.gl/LfYd9zxL1poLnoYC9
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Our 6 year old girl had a LGBTQcunt+ chat in one of her classes at school just before Easter and came home to ask if she had a friend that is a girl does that mean she is gay.
I nearly hit the roof with anger and wanted to slap her teacher, hard.
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At that age they everything literally and don’t really understand the difference so why confuse them,
They don’t need to know anything about LGB bollocks until they are well into puberty.
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And then what they need to know is that these deviants are dangerous and to be avoided at all costs.
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Fucking hell, six years old. I wish I could say I’m surprised but I’m not. These filthy bastards are everywhere these days. This useless fucking government ought to do something about it but we all know they are woke as fuck.
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Agreed FtF and SoI – I’m mindful next week to pull the teacher up exactly what they were thinking and why we were not consulted on this..!
However, she is quite cute and has lovely tits and a nice tight ass so might have to bend her over first for a spanking with a cane.
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I’m all for it. It’s a little known fact that George Stephenson, the ‘Parent of the Railways’ (no longer the ‘father’), self-identified in 1820 as a Queer, Questioning, Intersex, Pan-sexual, Polysexual Transmutant who changed their name to Georgina.
Isambard Queendom Brunel was a bit suspect too. We can but guess what he did with that cigar.
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I was rushing for the Pullman, until I realised it’d shot its bolt.
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Graffiti of a big Penis entering a vagina on the side, will put paid to all this nonsense.
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You think so? I really don’t.
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It will make people think they might get there quicker.
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First Manchester buses tried this stunt a few years ago. When their crappy buses could be bothered to turn up, they were covered on the outside in rainbow coloured hearts. Their vehicles were shit, their system was a joke, and they never arrived or left on time. Yet they were spunking money on promoting pooftahs. Nice to know……
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When I was young, the 53 trolley bus from Ashton New Road would take you the long way round to Old Trafford via Main Road. It wasn’t until I was older that the 83 would take half the time.
Ironically the Shitihad Stadium is now only a cock-stride from the bus stop.
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They should give this contraption a name like all the other legendary locomotives.
How about ‘The Flying Schofield’?
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The AIDS Express
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The Flying Fister.
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“The Flying Bottsman”
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Who can afford to travel by train now anyway? You need to sell your child’s internal organs to an ageing Chinese billionaire for even the shortest of journeys. A lad I know was quoted a ridiculous sum for a cross country journey (can’t recall how much, might have even been close to £200.) He said to the ticket tart, “Do I get the carriage to myself and my own butler for that?”
Maybe the benders are all millionaires?
A few countries help their population out by providing cheap rail transport for commuters. Here, we fuck them over and just make the CEOs (and their politician shareholders) billionaires, while every cunt gets crammed in like sardines for an extortionate sum.
Therefore leaving people with much less disposable income for the ‘privilege’ of getting to fucking work. Genius.
I’d cut dole in half, end child benefit and use the money to fund subsided rail/underground transport to and from work for commuters.
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Stick their trains where it hurts
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Probably go in like Flynn. Fuck them to hell.
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Exactly ?
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I’d love Pastor Martin Ssempa to get a job as the bloke with the whistle on the platforms.
“Ladeez aaaaand genteelmen. Do nat git on da train here. Dey eat da poo poo and lick it like ahsss cream. Do you want to eat da poo poo? No! So git dee bus too-day and avoid dee AIDS men fisting each other.”
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