Noel Gallagher [3]


Like so many lads who crack it through football or rock ‘n’ roll, he – against advice – got married.

He thought she was the bee’s knees and could do no wrong. And now? They’re divorcing and she is hiring Harry Hewitt’s lawyer to take Noel to the cleaners.

Sorry, but you were warned, Our Kid….

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(It’s a short nom, but we’re allowing it as it’s a life lesson for us all – NA)

Nominated by : Norman

84 thoughts on “Noel Gallagher [3]

  1. Excellent.

    Remember seeing them at the Apollo in Manchester as Oasis and Noel refused to sing halfway through and the other cunt took over.

    I was only young at the time and I admired them. After this I thought, what twats, I’m never watching them again.

    Next time I saw them on TV Liam wouldn’t sing and the other cunt was doing everything.

    Just a bunch of daft cunts personally. Don’t deserve the money or fans so this is welcoming news that it’s being extorted away from the mop haired flange.

  2. Make everybody responsible for their own financial affairs. An end to gold diggers.
    Might cut down on the amount of tarts attaching themselves to dodgy looking geezers.

  3. 22 years of mumbled swearing, she done well.
    Things are very amicable?? That is why she is spending millions on a top lawyer…….
    Still he is better than his cunt of a bruvver.

  4. That’s why the Stone Roses re-formed. Ian Brown was a cunt to his wife and he then had to pay a whopping divorce bill. So they got together for a massive cash-in tour. No intention of any new recordings or songs (except two that were shit). A talented band, to be sure. But lazy cunts, always have been…

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