Nick Clegg (12)

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Nick Clegg. The now Global Sinister Cunt, needs awell deserved cunting for his new role as “Global Head of the META Platform” This has been reported in the Guardian this week. The article goes of to describe the extent of META’s power and influence in the world of information technology.
Clegg is to divide his time between California and London. Apparently, META headquarters is to be now site in Eire, for the simple reason that the UK has left the EU, and needs to remain at the cutting edge of “Informative Services”

Clegg ( as we know is dangerous cunt who is well known to us all for his successful rimming of some of the most powerful arseholes in the WEF.

META is ( IMO ) a Global tool lead by a Global Tool in the name of Clegg.

I am incredibly suspicious as to this cunts appointment to anything other than a visit to a Taxidermist.

Guardian

Nominated by Trebecular.

36 thoughts on “Nick Clegg (12)”

  1. All those air miles will make him unpopular with Tristan and Jacasta.

  2. Never worked out how this cunt got a knighthood when he’s spent most of his life lying to the public. The fact that he’s off to America is great news. Hope he gets caught in the crossfire of the next mass shooting.

    • The years of lying to the public is exactly why the fucking shitstain got a knighthood.
      This arsewipe will be among the first five cunts fed into the bark chipper once I become world dictator.

  3. To think this money grabbing, lying two faced cunt was the Deputy Prime Minister. Thanks to the good people of Sheffield we got rid of the shyster to Yankland. I was hoping some thieving cunts would break into his Californian mansion and shoot the bastard. Now he’s back in Londonstabistan the prick.
    We can only hope our Peaceful friends blow his Infidel arse from here to next week the fucking slimeball.

    • An Arsehole commuting between two shitholes.
      Raped by homeless, drug addicted black men in California, then flies to London and gets stabbed by the Chicken Children ofHackney

  4. Delightfully I’d almost completely forgotten about this soppy windbag.

    Now I recall with slight amusement how he always seemed to be on the verge of tears..

    Says everything that he made it to high office in British politics….

    Then followed the money to one of the most corrupt and vile organisations on the planet.

    What a cunt.

  5. Looks like they want to put him I charge.
    Then all step away,then when the feds kick down the doors, that gormless cunt is holding the bag..

    30 years federal prison getting bummed.
    Though he might like that?

  6. This wet winkle couldn’t be trusted to run a bath, let alone act as the head of META or SPECTRE or whatever shady globalist cabal that is giving him coin.

    The cunt couldn’t even sort out the student loan debacle. I still remember his grovelling admission that he fucked up.

    Cunt.

  7. Even Clegg, foul as he is, has nothing on “Sir” Ed Davey – knighted for services to fuck-all, who plays Archie Andrews to Kweer Charmers Peter Brough (or Lord Charles to Ray Allen, if the first was too dated). What Kweer says today Davey boy says tomorrow. The man who will ensure there will never by another Conservative government, and will make sure we are back in the EU in a trice.

    Kweer’s mouthpiece, and up his arse and the epitome of a dodgy used car salesman.

    Clegg is just an old p once.

  8. Anyone remember, during the 2010 Election, when they had that TV “debate” between the leaders of the three parties? Broonie and the Pigshagger kept saying “I agree with Nick”.
    Of course you do because you’re all the fucking same. What a bunch of wankers, no wonder we ended up with a Coalition.

    • They must have paid Adelephant serious coin to participate in that fucking horror show.

      Imagine sitting in the passenger seat and having to ensure Corden’s mammoth gut spilling over the centre console and onto your lap from the driver’s seat.

      • I imagine some poor lass has to feign enjoyment as this giant grinning slug lumbers onto her and starts it’s corpulent rasping.

        Dear me.

      • I am not fond of him, but I would sooner sit next to Mr Corden than slimy old Kweer, with his shit infused breath, having just given it to Mandy up his arse, after a good rimming. That and the sweaty Mr Blooby/Ed Balls bloated face, with Kweer scratching his bollocks while his arselicker “Sir” Chris Bryant, and him indulges in mutual masturbation, would be far, far worse than Jim’s outsize ego.

  10. A butcher’s at 7 out of the 10 Lib Dem leaders since its formation in 1988:
    LORD David Steel
    LORD Bob Maclennan
    LORD Paddy Ashdown
    LORD Menzies Campbell
    SIR Nick Clegg
    SIR Vince Cable
    SIR Ed Davey

    …so 70% of the slimy turds have been knighted/ennobled for services to repeatedly being rejected by the general public.
    Just shows what the Establishment really wants……

    • How come they didn’t knight the biggest party member of them all Cyril Smith? Oh pardon me they did! I think that was on David Steel’s recommendation.

    • Not doing too badly for a bunch of unelectable cunts. Surprised that Swinson woman wasn’t given some sort of title. Cunt was even more deluded than Clegg.

      • Tthought she could become PM. a few weeks later and she’s not even an MP.

        might be the tranny-pandering.

      • CP

        That made my evening to see her disappointed gormless little face when she lost her seat. Ok so Sturgeons lot took it but it was a small price to pay to see Swinson knocked into political oblivion

    • Keeps them sweet for favour currying when a coalition looms.

      Lord David Owen – John Major (Con)
      Lord David Steel – Tony Blair (Lab)
      Lord Bob Maclennan – Tony Blair (Lab)
      Lord Paddy Pantsdown – Tony Blair (Lab)
      Lord Ming Campbell – Pigfucker (Con)
      Sir Nick Clegg – Pigfucker (Con)
      Sir Vince Cable – Pigfucker (Con)
      Sir Ed Davey – Pigfucker/Hunchback (Con)

      Two lots of oleaginous cunts stand out in that list.

  11. Clegg got his knighthood for “political and public service.” What the fuck does that mean? Just being a cock sucking member of the Establishment that’s what it means.

  13. Nick ” I promise not to increase student loans” Clegg.

    Sort of sums the lying cunt up really.

    Poster boy for all the lying twats in Westminster.

    By fuck this country is well overdue a bloody revolution….🔥

    • This country is full of people paying Tax to watch TV. because they like Strictly and Love Island and other plastic shit.

      There wiĺ never be a revolution.

  14. Cleg (Scots) : Horsefly.
    Often associated with horseshit, bloodsucking nuisance.

    Once described his vision of the Liberals as “radical centrists”

    Typical LibDump ambiguity, there. Depends whether you believe, as Collins Dictionary does, that “radical” means “of, relating to, or characteristic of the basic or inherent constitution of a person or thing; fundamental”, or as Collins Dictionary also has it; ” favouring or tending to produce extreme or fundamental changes in political, economic, or social conditions, institutions, habits of mind, etc “.

    “When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

    ’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

    ’The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master — that’s all.”

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