Natasha Crown [2]

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Natasha Crown’s Arse

I’d say that having an ambition in life is generally a good thing. Some people might want to travel the world, write a best selling novel, become a millionaire, or climb Mt Everest. It might prove to be unachievable (I can’t see Salma Hayek falling at my feet any time soon), but it can keep you going, and it doesn’t hurt to dream.

But some people have an ambition that can best be described as ‘odd’. Take the case of one Natasha Crown, from Sweden. Natasha’s ambition is, er, to have the world’s biggest bum. Indeed such is her desire to fulfil her dream that she has spent well over £100k on surgery, which strikes me as peculiar given that loads of people spend wads on procedures to reduce their size and weight, not add to them.

Fair do’s I suppose, it’s her money and her body, and I can appreciate the fact that a certain sort on this esteemed site will be foaming at the mouth. But personally, I have to say that her charms are lost on me, and on a good many others by the sound of it, given that the she owns to the fact that she hasn’t been in a relationship for seven years. ‘I scare men’, she moans.

Well I’m not so sure that all blokes are actually scared of you dear, I’d guess that there are those who’d love to give you a go. It’s more the case that most of us just have understandable concerns about getting out from under and living to tell the tale.

Bottom line (no pun intended) is that a huge arse just ain’t a good look. No indeed. I’d seriously have another think about things if I were you.

https://www.tyla.com/life/woman-worlds-biggest-bum-men-scared-276838-20230213

Nominated by : Ron Knee

65 thoughts on “Natasha Crown [2]”

  1. I love a good arse but it has to look natural even if it’s been enhanced a bit. Not like she’s stuffed a potty down her trousers.

    • Indeed. And if she thinks her arse is big, she should take a walk around Walmart in Galveston sometime.

      Morning all.

  4. Now that’s some junk in the trunk. And not in a good way. Looks like a pair of condoms stuffed with walnuts and silicon.

      • She’ll be sitting down whilst she’s standing up. Has anybody noticed ?

    • Why’s it square?
      No one likes a square arse.
      Maybe Mark Zuckerberg?
      Android mudderfucker.

      Anyway she porked up didn’t she?

      Whatve you been eating you fat bitch?

  6. As she’s Swedish, she would’ve stood a high chance of being raped by a gang of darkıe immos down a Malmö back alley.
    She’s safe now though.

    • Indeed Thomas,even a khat addled somali would struggle to get up that.

      Well done Sweden for ruining your country.

    • Thomas, I wonder if when she has a shit it gets stuck half way out?

      Thinking of the science, I think her arse is like one of those Pez sweets things in that the new shits push out the ones at the front.

      Therefore, her shit that hits the bowl will be six months old and white, like that dog shit from the 80s, before the dogs went gay or something.

      • Emily Thornberry and Diane Abbot have much the same problem – it explains why so many Labour “men” are q ueer

  7. When I see stories like this, two questions come to mind
    1. Where are these mentally Ill freaks getting the money?
    2. Does the hippocratic oath not apply to plastic surgeons?

    Besides, in her quest to be the biggest arse the world has ever seen, I’ll bet there are some leftpondians who’ll beat her by just being naturally fat fozy bastards….and then there’s this celebrated historical example

    https://buzzsouthafrica.com/sarah-baartman/

    All natural, and plenty more where she came from…

  8. I scrolled too far down the link, ‘men who criticise other men wearing dresses and scared of being attracted to them’, then a picture of a bloke (loose description) wearing a ‘rocking dress’, the beard ruined the look in my opinion 😂

    Back to this lard arse, pumping her ass full of fat isn’t going to end well and I have seen some ‘older’ women with enormous arses, usually attached to huge everything else so she is going to have to go some to get the worlds biggest ass.

    How do these cunt wipe their arses, must take some doing.

  9. What was that song about the National Express stewardess? “ It’s hard to get by, when you’ve got an Arse the size of a small country”

  10. In the name of all that’s holy, what the fuck does that look like?
    The people who carry out these procedures on women need hanging from a lamp post

    • Don’t gimme that Sir Mali,
      Your fuckin lovin it!
      You’d be like a rat up a drainpipe.

      Morning 😁

    • She’s the only one who doesn’t have to look at it. It will also be the end of her flying days, due to excess baggage.

      The reason for her having an arse extension, could be due to living in Sweden, where front-doors open outwards and she was fed up of falling on her arse each time someone opened their door too quickly.

  11. She is a woman who was obviously completely influenced by the design of the early 1950s Austin Somerset, with their capacious boot. If I had been her, I would have settled for the Standard Vanguard Mark 1 look.

  12. How inconsiderate of admin scheduling this nom at 11.00. Creampuff has already has his early morning wank and will now have to wait until Anita Manning from Bargain Hunt has tickled his fancy before the fragrant Natasha gets a look in.

  13. That first pic looks like an all-in wrestler but not too shabby overall. The second, I’m lost for words. WTAF did she spend 100k on, some playdough bouncy castle ?
    I’d ask for a refund luv, you’ve been had.

    • Yes it’s odd Harry. Definitely not too shabby in the left hand pic. Looks like Katie Price gone wrong in the second.

      The wife’s reading over my shoulder, and just observed in her typically cynical fashion, ‘the world’s biggest arse? That belongs to Jill Biden’.

    • Or Chicago, or Memphis, or Baltimore, or Houston…

      There are an awful lot of fat-assed Mamas waddling about in the States. It ain’t a pretty sight.

  15. Sorry to piss on the party, but to me that looks like a couple of pillows shoved down her apple gatherers. And the photo in front of the fireplace has been photofucked – for one thing there’s no cellulite visible.
    I think she’s just having a laugh.

  16. I don’t want to put anyone off their lunch but it’s a distinct possibility that she could have an average sized shit and not even realise.

    Those arse cheeks could easily conceal a turd.

  17. Sirs:

    Any society that is so rich and so bored that it produces this creature is in big trouble.

  18. Hundred thousand spent in the Swedish version of Greggs bakery by the look of it.

    A life of skin tags and intimate chafing..

    A mentally ill pig.

    Oven.

  19. The fucking pictures Ron comes up with are the product of a very unhealthy mind.

    • There are some funny fuckers around. The weirdest ones have Body Integrity Disphoria, or Body Integrity Identity Disorder and they’re determined to lose a limb, such as a leg. Like having two legs is one too many. They’ll do virtually anything to get their unwanted body part amputated. People who want a fat arse aren’t that weird.

      • The BID situation is a really strange one Allan.

        I think everyone would regard someone wanting to get a healthy limb or limbs or an eye removed in order to be ‘fulfilled’ as being clearly mentally ill.

        That being the case, why do so many people regard it as a cause to be celebrated when somebody gets their tackle removed? What’s the difference?

        I simply don’t get it. I hope that’s because I’m sane.

  20. When summer comes, everyone hates a smart arse.

    She must have a designer selfie stick to wipe her arse.

  21. That once happened to me in Morrison’s car park when my guts started playing up. The tortoise was too curious in the end and I didn’t quite make it to the bog.

  24. I’m too sure about Ron’s statement and men not liking huge arses. The number of women with arses the size of a skip waddling around witth a man in tow I see on my travels along the South coast suggests it seems to be quite popular.

    • Oh I’m sure you’re right CP. Some blokes love a bit of roly-poly. It was the woman herself who said that she scares men, so maybe she’s just not met the right one yet!

  26. It must get tiresome being searched by security evertime she leaves a supermarket.

    • The vortex created as she waddles down the aisles has sucked many a poor shopper into the black hole of her lardberg.
      They’re only trying to help.

      • It’s actually factually correct that time actually passes at a slower rate in her immediate vicinity.

  27. Makes Mrs Bastard look very svelte.
    I hope the repulsive hag has scaffolding and clamps around the bog to hold her cheeks apart.
    I want to spew…..

  29. Off topic, but on the international premier league feed right now, we’ve got Karen fucking Carney in the studio. Not that I know anyfink about such things as getting the international premier League feed, of course.

    There is no escape from this bint. I’m expecting her to be in my fridge when I open it later.

    She just said Rashford is a ‘fast twitch’ player lol.

    Bloody racist.

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