King Charles III (14)

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We haven’t had the coronation yet, and old jug ears is acting like a twat already.

Not content with talking to vegetables, (his wife included), he’s authorised an investigation into how the royal family benefitted from the slave trade.

Somebody tell me Markle and Hewitt aren’t involved somehow.

Listen Charlie boy, you are about to become king of a (once) great nation. Your job is to look down your nose at the people asking for reparations, insult them, and treat them with the contempt they deserve.

You didn’t take much notice of the way your father handled foreign relations did you?
He also intends to somehow change the wording at his coronation to protect the faiths instead of concentrating on Christianity. I hope the Archbishop of Cunterbury smacks him round an ear with the sceptre until he gets it right.

Alfred the Great, Richard the Lionheart, both Queen Elizabeths, must be spinning in their tombs.

Bbc news

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire.

58 thoughts on “King Charles III (14)”

  1. Well if Buckingham Palace is granting full access to the Royal Archives to these grifters they will find out that Britain did a lot to end the Atlantic slave trade. A 150,000 African slaves were freed at the cost of 17,000 British lives, thousands of slave ships were sold off or destroyed and their owners imprisoned and fined

    Wishful thinking that ridiculous bell end Justin Welby will stand to Charles and demands he respects tradition.

    • There is such a great story to tell about Great Britain’s role in ending the slave trade, including paying subsidies to other European countries to do the same (nothing changes).

  2. How amusing it would be if we had a tremendous constitutional crisis after the King said during his coronation that he was disgusted by the craven attitude of his ministers toward our foes…and he hoped the beaches of Kent would be full of the corpses of our would-be invaders.

    That would kick things off nicely.

    • Yes indeed.

      We need some ‘we will fight on the beaches and on the landing grounds’ sort of stuff.

      He’d be MY king if he did that, the soft twat.

  3. I’d like him to behave like the two previous King Charles – the Tower and the block for treason – and Harry Hewitt and his ugly wife, Blair, Mandy, Heselslime and Kweer Charmer all for the axe as well.

    As it is Charles lll will be more of a spaniel.

  4. At this rate I think we`ll see a black monarch on the throne of England by the end of the decade. Call me bwana. Innit.

  5. Stupid fucking half wit cunt.

    The only thing that will stop the UK from becoming an Islamic State is the monarchy defending the Christian faith.

    Give that away and you are handing the nation to the Muslims.

  6. He’s just not very stately is he?
    Not regal .

    He looks more like one of those pinheads from a 1930s yank freakshow than a king of England.

    A king should be a bit a bastard.
    That’s taken for granted.
    Quick to anger, spiteful,
    Dose of the clap,
    War mongering,
    Woman chaser.

    You know,
    Someone you can look up to.

    This blushing wingnut has got the cheating part down ok,
    But that’s where it ends.
    And that was with Camilla.
    Right old frump.

    I won’t be celebrating his coronation.
    The sandal wearing kraut fuck.

  7. Considering wingnut now has his inheritance of £2Bn, you would think he would weigh in his loyal subjects who were taxed to death to provide that cash to him.

    We are the fucking slaves! Not some illegal immigrants with a chip on both shoulders.

  8. I believe in a constitutional Monarchy but have to say old jug ears is a twat .. I’m sure his mum kept on going till the end because she knew he was a massive twat and of course a Cunt.

  9. As a nation we have put up with poor monarchs before, including complete loonies.
    But I get a feeling that the institution is on its last legs with this clown in charge.
    Reparations? F off, and when you get there, F off again.

    • One of the best Kings of England was Henry VIII.

      Looked the part.
      Burly, bearded, shouty,
      Ruthless.
      Fond of a chicken leg and a whores bed.

      Told pope’s to go fuck themselves
      Stole the churches riches for himself.
      Built up the Navy from 7boats to 50,
      Had anyone cheeky killed.

      Now, he’s proper.
      Kicked off with France, Scotland, Spain, Rome.

      If he was here today,
      The coronation would be great!

      Justin Welby’s execution at 10am
      Followed by hot pies and ale.
      1pm the swearing of oathes
      Followed by the public execution of Meghan Markle.
      2pm maypole dancing and hog roast

      3pm Henry drunkenly punches President Macron knocking him out and declares war on France.

      4pm crowned and tells Camilla he wants a divorce.
      5pm announces his engagement to Kate,
      William in the tower.
      6pm doggy bags for all and mass fist fight on the lawns of Windsor castle.

      Hurrah!!

      • You do have a naughty boy out-look on things don’t you Mis?
        Still makes me smile and that’s a good thing Pal.

  10. The Queen would have just said nothing, Charlie can’t help himself.

    The only thing these fucking slave grifters want is money, reparations, well fuck them. The only reparations are repatriations with the King’s shilling in their pockets.

    I have zero interest in the coronation, even creepy Joe can’t be arsed.

    • Joe should be made to attend in manacles and chains.
      Same for Meghan Markle.

      Fuckin King of England!!!
      Means nowt now.

      I was king I’d tell Joe,
      You show up you fuckin skellington and take the knee or I’ll hang three hundred Irishmen.
      Show me fielty you yank cunt or else.

      I’d force respect from them.
      That sootie who turned up dressed like Tarzan’s granny?

      If she didn’t keep a civil tongue in her head I’d have it gouged out and fed to my dogs.

      A king.
      It should mean something.
      Especially of England!!

      Nowadays it’s some fuckin woke Jerry sat blushing sat in his throne eating Quiche.🤮

      Quiche? Fuckin Quiche?!
      For that alone he should be dethroned.

      • We need a King with balls, he should have that cunt in Downing Street on his knees, ‘what the fuck is happening on our beaches’ there is an invasion, get the fucking army down there with machine guns’

        Defender of the faith, fuck we need to defend more than faith.

        A proper old fashioned King 😂

      • Whenever I make a quiche I like to use the ingredients and recipe favoured by the A-Team.
        I love it when a flan comes together….

      • He will be a shit king, because he is as soft as fucking shite. That uppity sambeau with the fake African name who dresses like a fruit salad and gets people sacked will turn up making all sorts of noises and demands, and the black cunt will keep turning up because she knows Charlie will let her get away with it. Like so many other woke cunts, our new king will spond most of his time with his toungue up a black arse.

  11. He is probably using the slave trade to deflect from the fact they are imbred krauts – and keep away from the nazi chronicles

  12. This jug eared cunt is going to bend over backwards for the wokey’s and BAMES.

    What he is doing is sending out the WRONG message, in particular to all the Calais cunts that we’ve become more of a soft touch. I fear as a global representative of our country his progressive attitudes are going to turn us into the United Kingdom of England and Woke.

    Stop fucking about, man up and bring back some colonial discipline to our land of green, rule by fear, not faggotty policies. Henry VIII would have none of this shit.

    He also needs to shut down Markle and tell that slag how it is. I’d start by removing princes / princess titles from their children and telling Hewitt it is about time he took some reasonability for his son.

    I’d also make Andrew do something useful, like become the Governor of a new island where all illegal immigrants are to be sent, while they are ‘processed’. Saint Helena, Ascension & Tristan da Cunha are nice little islands in the middle of no where and these desert rats would be quite at home and made to work under forced labour conditions to prove their worthiness to get access to our country, systems and benefits. I’d suggest a a minimum period of 5 years.

  13. Once a twat, always a twat…
    I believe Edinburgh’s favourite admonishment to Charlie-boy was “Get orf the pot!”.
    Then the twat went off with that old hoover-bag Camillaaah. Talking to his plants (must be absolute hell for them…), Defender of the FaithS… Bullshit.
    Shan’t be watching the Corrie, not even for the music. If anything… interesting happens, no doubt we’ll hear on the nooz.

    • I wonder what the likelihood is of a member of the peaceful persuasion showcasing their credentials by detonating a van load of C4 next to the royal carriage during whatever the hell is happening?

  16. Is that the locksmiths? I seem to have lost my keys and I’ve looked myself in. You’ll be along to release me as soon as possible? Great !

  17. May I suggest Suck Dick gets the imperial shave on tower green? Followed by Bliar as well, chuck Cherie on the list too. Bloody good show.

  18. Please don’t flagellate me, but I had to say something. This just sums up how woke we have become and I just despair on a daily basis. The more this goes on, the more I feel we are not worthy to be alive, or on this planet.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-65314029

    “Breastfeeding in the marathon was so emotional”

    Sorry luv, but you’ve brought this on yourself and you have clearly done this to garner some sympathy, beucase you clearly feel you are a bit special compared to everyone else, and thus you should be shown the attention you feel so deserved for.

    Don’t be a cunt, be a mother – stay at home and do what mothers of children that age are meant to do and not because it’s all about me, me, me.

    Who gives a fuck that you had to stop 6 times to get your baps out to feed your spawn. Fuck me, I tell you now my learned friends, this bint’s baby is already going to be woke, I can feel it in me bones.

  19. This slavery reparations shit gets right on my tits. Let’s be fucking honest, it’s fuck all to do with slavery and everything to do with thick, bone idle, hard faced and useless dead legs doing anything for a free handout that they’ve got neither the brains nor the work ethic to go out to earn for themselves.
    What about kids working in the mines, textile mills and factories in this country, where huge families were crammed into cold, damp and draughty terraces with no sanitation, little food and no handy cotton fields to shit in?
    Am I going, cap in hand, crying to the descendants of those mine, mill and factory owners? No, am I fuck, because I got off my arse for almost 54 years to see my family and myself right, very right as it happens. That took a lot of graft and involved no little fret and much sensible thrift.
    So fuck off, you’ll get fuck all from me!

  20. The Chimp Boy is making the same mistake as the Conservative Party…….appeasing the leftie wokies. A waste of time as they are never going to vote Tory and are never going to support the concept of monarchy. It’s a complete ideological contradiction which is never going to happen. All you achieve is alienating the normal people who would normally support you. It’s as plain as the nose on your face but these dozy cunts can’t see it.
    Obviously MPs and the Royal Family are completely out of touch but they have “advisers” don’t they? Whoever is feeding them this advice is either as dumb as they are or there is a long term plot going on. You decide.

    • It’s a cunning plot, to de-throne the Monarchy, as if what King Charles tries to degree has absolutely any effect, whatsoever.
      If they think I’m voting for a non-Royalist state, they’ve read my mood wronly, however.
      No way am I supporting a Premier.

  21. Mr favourite term for him was from Christopher Hitchens.

    ‘a chinless dauphin’.

    didnt he spent 4 years blathering about nanobots consuming the earth?

    i think i worried over that during a wet weekend when i was 10. bloody Horizon.

  22. Republic, Republic…the monarchy is dysfunctional, deranged and deluded. For a start ol jug lugs wants to pay reparations to fcking immigrants does he…well he can pay them out of his own pocket. No doubt a ruse to extort more money out of us dumb twat taxpayers. I’d think more of jug lugs if he dissolved the Scottish parliament for starters..No that one is beyond ones scope dear boy!…well f@#k off and get your wingnut on the guillotine block you useless can’t.

  23. It fucks me right off that Royals continuously get paid off – the rich get richer.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65387663

    Prince William secretly settled phone-hacking claim, court told.

    They get these vast pay-offs, beucase they can afford KC’s, Barristers, and other high-end legal services to ensure they win. Average Joe get’s told to fuck off and be grateful.

  25. How did Kings and Queens come about? By robbing and killing the ordinary people with their evil bullying and persuasive manner of those less ruthless and scheming than them of course. Deep down nasty Bastards conning everyone gullible enough to swallow their shit unchallenged over the centuries. In any wars past or to come people should be fighting for their families, not fucking inbred Kings or Queens!

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