Some of you cunters may be under the mistaken belief that cancel culture is an effete southern indulgence confined to Bristol, Brighton and Khan’s Caliphate of Lonstabistan. But no, just to show the North can match the South’s pointless wokery, step forward the morons of South Tyneside Council and Northumbria Police.
These comedians have been spunking council taxpayer’s money on investigating those bastions of criminality……statues. Two of which, one of Queen Victoria, the other of a couple of Vikings, have been issued with ‘Amber Warnings’ for being a bit colonial. Well I’m sure Ivar the Invincible feels appropriately admonished.
Anyway, here’s Rod Liddle explaining it far more eloquently than I can:
These cerebrally challenged cunts should be hung by their ankles from the Tyne Bridge. For ever.
Nominated by: Geordie Twatt
Fuck me, I may look into emigrating to tbe place I visited in my recent Nom.
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Vikings were slave traders.
Took Geordie monks an sold em in Istanbul (Constantinople)
Why some Turks say ‘why aye ‘ as a greeting.
Canny like👍
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I still don’t understand who these daft cunts are seeking to appease?
The Twatter Brigade of the Never Knowingly Not Offended have cost the taxpayer hundreds of millions.
Oven the lot.
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‘associations with far-Right symbolism’.
God almighty, give me strength.
Morning all.
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Vikings? Colonial? Wrong way round but it doesnt count cos we aint victims, innit.
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I believe Queen Victoria was the only monarch to become a perfect sphere in her later years.
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She was a round for nearly 64 years on the throne.
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I was on Fuckbook where some dusky militant Bristolian was blathering on about systemic/institutional/structural blather and all that shite.
I asked her if her and her fellow offendees intended to replace the removed statue of Colston with that of Wilberforce.
Still waiting.
Carry on. the pendulum will always reach the limit before turning with the same zeal.
Then you’re fucked.
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Typical of the Left. When they riot, loot and murder its ‘social justice’. When the Vikings did it, its far-right nationalism.
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I want reparations from those Norwegian and Danish cunts or Cnuts, fucking bastards attacked my ancestors.
Justice for the WASPs, tear down the statues, they won’t take our freedom!!!
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My brother-in-law is undoubtedly of Viking heritage. Tall, sturdy, blond and his surname is an anglicised version of a Danish/Norwegian word.
I once said to him ‘Oi Noggin the Nog, where’s my reparations for the theft, rape, pillage and slaughter enacted by your ancestors on mine?’
And do you know what his reply was?
‘Fuck off.’
What a cunt.
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🤣👍🏻
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Blood eagle the whining vermin.
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How do you investigate a statue?
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Simply by saying, is statue ?
Someone’s pinched my coat !
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Has Vi King been found soliciting again ? I don’t know !
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Fuck me in my little brown star ring.
What is this fuckery all about. Shouldn’t our taxes be spent on things that really matter and not this wokery bullshit.
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Haven’t the coppers got something better to do? Like nicking some criminals for example?
Fucking wokie wankers would pull down every statue in this country and replace it with one of an effnick a poof or a trannie. These are the sort of cunts we are supposed to revere these days.
Fucking cocksuckers.
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Police are now a leftist political outfit.
What a bunch of cunts, don’t expect any help from “civilians”.
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One day, in Dover, there will be a statue of a load of w*gs in a dinghy to commemorate those hardy souls who braved the rigours of the Channel to bring us their cultural enrichment.
There will be statues of Suckdick all over Stabistan, erected by the greasy little P*ki himself.
You heard it here first.
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After Harry Miller being told by Humberside police they needed to ‘check his thinking’, i’m in no doubt that woke nonsense is now encroached in every facet of British public life.
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